Bullshit Thread #7

[BigMood]

why dont u have a own thread?

[hellview]

I'm feeling sick..

So I made some hot chocolate.

[TheProzacFairy]

put some alcohol in it and you'll spiffy right up there duder.

[DeftonesATF27]

I'm feeling sick..

So I made some hot chocolate.

You feel like poop so your gonna drink it? why not a nice cup of ol fashion chicken noodle soup. Shit Chicken anything is good when your sick man, call up KFC and get a bucket and some biscuits, damn the colonal ate so much chicken hes a nigga now.

[TheProzacFairy]

Mmm biscuits..the mashed potatoes w/ brown gravy is the BEST at KFC

dammit now you got me all hungry for it.

[ToneDef]

Disregard The Truth says:
lol was a classic last night
Disregard The Truth says:
bout 1:30am i thought id test out the video player on my gp2x handheld
Disregard The Truth says:
put this porn movie on it and was playing it WITHOUT SOUND
Disregard The Truth says:
then somehow
Disregard The Truth says:
the sound came on
Disregard The Truth says:
really fucking loud just went OH OHHH OHHHH
Disregard The Truth says:
i was fucking shitting it to turn it off
Disregard The Truth says:
got my parents directly above my room
Born To Rage Against 'Em says:
haha
Born To Rage Against 'Em says:
fuck
Disregard The Truth says:
yeh was like ohhh fuck

[fireflyry]

[Martin]

Due to DefGuy's avatar, I constantly think Crisbo is back too.

[4th Eye]

put some alcohol in it and you'll spiffy right up there duder.

Alcohol does wonders for flu. But the hangover next morning will be the eighth wonder of the world.

[BigMood]

<Charlesowns> Man i was surfin porn and like "normal" surfin at the same time, so my mom comes in and i quick as hell  tab down the porn. So now im looking at a SWAT vest and an Mp5 submachinegun trying to hide the giant penis in my pants. Then all of a sudden this realy gay male voice speaks out realy loud goin "i want to suck your big dick ans swallow your hot sperm" then like 100 popups open up all consisting of hardcore fetish gayporn.
<Charlesowns> man my mom started crying and now she thinks im gay... it owns

[minus_blindfold]

<Charlesowns> Man i was surfin porn and like "normal" surfin at the same time, so my mom comes in and i quick as hell  tab down the porn. So now im looking at a SWAT vest and an Mp5 submachinegun trying to hide the giant penis in my pants. Then all of a sudden this realy gay male voice speaks out realy loud goin "i want to suck your big dick ans swallow your hot sperm" then like 100 popups open up all consisting of hardcore fetish gayporn.
<Charlesowns> man my mom started crying and now she thinks im gay... it owns

lmfao
un lucky man. i live with mates now so gone are the days of hiding porn and deleting history and shit like that

[tarkil]

Due to DefGuy's avatar, I constantly think Crisbo is back too.

Yeah, I felt the same too...

[black coffee]

[DeftonesATF27]

I just made up a hip hop song, and its gonna be the Summer 2006 Theme song, watch out! actually im just entering it here so i can remember the words so i can sing them to my B later.


GOTTA HIT THAT ASS BABY, BACK BABY, HIT THAT ASS BABY - AND DO THE BAD BABY, BAD BABY, BAD BABY

[Assassin]

When guys are feeling lonely and horny on a Friday night, is it considered normal behaviour for them to bombard female MySpace members with sexually explicit messages?

I was just wondering about that... Dunno why...

[fireflyry]

Yes.

[Assassin]

Hmmm... And in your expert opinion fireflyry, how would you propose such a female MySpace member dealt with the situation?

[TheProzacFairy]

When guys are feeling lonely and horny on a Friday night, is it considered normal behaviour for them to bombard female MySpace members with sexually explicit messages?

I was just wondering about that... Dunno why...

was it the dirty old guy again?

[fireflyry]

Not sure, never used myspace but apparently many of my female friends get the same thing on MSN.

I would suggest sending the males in question this:

It's the virtual equivalent of a cold shower.

[Assassin]

When guys are feeling lonely and horny on a Friday night, is it considered normal behaviour for them to bombard female MySpace members with sexually explicit messages?

I was just wondering about that... Dunno why...

was it the dirty old guy again?

Hahaha. Nah I rejected his friend request ages ago. It's these random chav-type blokes (around the 20 - 25 age bracket) who I feel obliged to afford with the benefit of the doubt, and who then proceed to try to negotiate obscene imagery of myself from me with words such as 'cutie' and 'gorg'. 'Gorg'? What the fuck? Is that Swedish or something? I don't speak that much Swedish you know!

Do you get chavs in the US? If you've ever seen Little Britain, Vicky Pollard (the 'Yeah but - no but' girl) is a prime example of a chav and they're generally frowned upon by most of society.