Bullshit Thread #7

[Assassin]

Yeah, even more than he loves himself and the bottle.

[hydroponic82]

myself ...YES

the bottle ...... NO.

[TheProzacFairy]

You two ever thought about going to see a marriage counciler??

[Assassin]

myself ...YES

the bottle ...... NO.

SandWICH please... my ass isn't gonna expand on its own you know...

You two ever thought about going to see a marriage counciler??

What do you think hydro?

[hydroponic82]

i hearby make brooke the marriage counseler......

" its to bad .....your married to me."

[Assassin]

Mascara. 

So... what's wrong with our marriage?

[hydroponic82]

your to demanding ...

but your intellegence and witty humor keep me addicted.

[hydroponic82]

heres your sandwich my love...

im off to the bar

laters.

[ToneDef]

Is it me, or could you just stare at that pic for ages wondering what the fuck it actually is?

[Assassin]

your to demanding ...

but your intellegence and witty humor keep me addicted.

Awww... you're making me blush...

You're an alcoholic, a drug addict, a bad father and a mediocre lover.

But your sandWICHES, 'interesting' sense of humour, and the strange contents of your My Pictures folder, keep me addicted...

Love you...

[Assassin]

Is it me, or could you just stare at that pic for ages wondering what the fuck it actually is?

I feel the same way about hydro and Michael Jackson...

[TheProzacFairy]

It seems that Assassin is the one trying as hard as she can to keep this marriage alive, while as Hydro cares....somewhat..but would much rather go to his local pub and escape from everything or he might just sit at home in his food stained wife beater and escape from the marriage w/ either hard liquor or alot of stinky beer. And you probably should put little Wilbur on a diet, cause he is already a very unhealthy baby. So no more ketchup packets and no more 10 pound hams for breakfast.
My advice is to maybe get away for awhile, just the two of you, or Assassin you could even try to spice things up at home. Make it fun again like it used to be.
*ding* Oh times up, You can either pay me now or later  Good luck to the both of you.

[Assassin]

Hahaha.

Nice diagnosis. Maybe I could buy some furry handcuffs and a whip... And I've always wanted to go away on a weekend mini-break.

Hydro just doesn't pay me the attention he used too... Boo hoo hoo... He used to be so sensitive, he was such a gentleman before we got married... I'd ask him if my bum looked big in what I was wearing and he say 'Hell yeah just how I like it' - now he just calls me fat ass. It's not my fault I have a hormonal imbalance.

[hydroponic82]

haha Brookes very good at this.....i love stinky beer.

and yes araz i love big asses and furry handcuffs.

[TheProzacFairy]

Hahaha.

Nice diagnosis. Maybe I could buy some furry handcuffs and a whip... And I've always wanted to go away on a weekend mini-break.

Hydro just doesn't pay me the attention he used too... Boo hoo hoo... He used to be so sensitive, he was such a gentleman before we got married... I'd ask him if my bum looked big in what I was wearing and he say 'Hell yeah just how I like it' - now he just calls me fat ass. It's not my fault I have a hormonal imbalance.

I'v seen alot of this in young couples, it may be that Hydro is paranoid that you're going to stop caring how you look like and may be trying to motivate you into working out to maintain the way you look now. But this is not a good way in doing this. Hydro isn't looking his best now a days either, I suggest cutting down on all the stinky beer and maybe changing your wardrobe a  bit cause it is just SCREAMING "stinky constant beer chugger who beats my wife and laughs at my kid when he gets hurt"
Like i said before...try and spice things up, have a weekend for just the two of you, go out to a romantic dinner and then go for a rumble on the beach. In time everything that used to be should be coming back.

[Teddy.]

[Mei]

I just got a Zen Micro MP3 player... my god does it rawk.

[lithium royalty]

it* rawks? nice..

i had a zen touch before my ipod... and they do rock, but the ipod just rocks a little harder.

[Crazylegs]

ipods have one big flaw. It doesn't play loud at all.

[ToneDef]

They got a few flaws. But I got one anyway. I wish I'd actually looked into the mp3 player market though instead of just going straight for an ipod.