Bullshit Thread #7

[rosebud#9]

I hate voicemail/answering machines.

I know when I hear that beep, I'm supposed to say something, preferably something informative. But every time I hear that beep it's just like "uhh...wh-...I'm just supposed to say something like now?!?! I don't...I don'- oh shit, I need to talk now before it runs out of time and I seem creepy"

haha well if I had heard my damn cell phone ring I would have picked it up..you're too cute Tyler.  ONE SEXY MOFO!

[The Captain]

The call is coming from inside the house

haha

[rosebud#9]

haha I was like "this is Tyler's voice???"

[The Captain]

It's my voice before I kill, be warned.

[rosebud#9]

shit now you're gonna give me a complex..

[The Captain]

deftonedsnothed: just made a sandwich and came back
The Captain TMW: hehe
The Captain TMW: You and that sandwhich are my only friends[/</3]
deftonedsnothed: ha ha ha ha
The Captain TMW: [/</3] will be the new trend, I just started it

I'm in a weird mood tonight, haha

[Mazzy]

I met Margaret Pomeranz last night.


I am still shaking.

[feeling like more]

haha mariam.. did you ask her about being arested in leichardt that night

[Mazzy]

She didn't talk to me. I'm just in awe of that woman. I just gawked at her. I felt like a fool, a happy one.

[feeling like more]

haha she is an australian tv icon. i met dr carl krusenski last night. he came to the movies and paid with his platinum credit card. i was going to keep the reciept he signed but figured that would be semi illegal considering it had his credit card details on it.

[Mazzy]

I like him. I like the articles he writes in the Sydney Morning Herald, Fact or Myth. I like the fact that if he doesn't know the answer to something, he doesn't pretend like he does. He's pretty awesome. Smart man.

I was at the rally that was outside waiting to watch Ken Park, cause it was banned in Australia. Margaret was leading the protest cause she's anti-censorship (just as I am), she was so awesome as a leader. I think maybe she remembered me. I just like to believe she did  :oops:

I saw one of these in Surry Hills a few days ago.
http://www.apronsetc.com/images/small/3008_Italian_Flag_Apron.jpg

I'm not Italian but man those are nice. They were cotton too so I was gaga over them. They were $37 though  :? kinda stupid, it's just an apron. You can buy material and make it.

[feeling like more]

haha that would look really good on you when you are having your tomato cook up. i like the fact that he said i would need to drink 11 diet cokes a day for it to be cancerous

[Mazzy]

Did you watch the Arias???

OMG WHEN NEIL CAME OUT...SHITTTT.

I did not know he was going to come out. We all started crying during his performance. It was beautiful.

Fucking Missy Higgins, I hate her. She does not deserve all those awards. Lior shoulda won something.

[feeling like more]

nah i didnt even know they were on. did i tell you my bro works for niel?

[Mazzy]

It was alright. Anthony Calea performed hahaha he's so tiny. I held out for Ben Lee to perform and there was that whole Barnsy induction into the hall of fame.

Grinspoon performed \m/ I love their new song. I thought I would just hate them after the shocker that was Thrills, Kills and Sunday Pills. How bland was that record!!

[feeling like more]

i dont really know grinspoon. did you see the hoff

[Mazzy]

Omg I hate him. I have nightmares about him. I turned off the tv before he came on. So far I have avoided him, let's keep it that way.

[feeling like more]

hah have you seen how all the radio stations and newspapers have been having "hoff watch" while he's been here..

[feeling like more]

does anyone else get little japanese characters on their screen when they open the +/- thread?

[vida_mae]

[Chorus A]
Cause, I know you want me baby, I think I want you too
"I think I love you baby", I think I love you too
I'm here to save you girl, come be in Shady's world
I want to grow together, let's let our love unfurl
You know you want me baby, you know I want you too
They call me superman, i'm here to rescue you
I want to save you girl, come be in Shady's world
"Ooooh boy you drive me crazy", bitch you make me hurl...

[Verse 1]
They call me superman, leap tall hoes in a single bound
I'm single now, got no ring on this finger now
I'd never let another chick bring me down, in a relationship
Save it bitch, babysit, you make me sick
Superman ain't savin' shit, girl you can jump on Shady's dick
Straight from the hip, cut to the chase, I tell a muthafuckin' slut, to her face
Play no games, say no names, ever since I broke up with what's her face
I'm a different man, kiss my ass, kiss my lips, bitch why ask
Kiss my dick, get my cash, i'd rather have you whip my ass
Don't put out, i'll put you out, won't get out, i'll push you out
Puss blew out, poppin' shit, wouldn't piss on fire to put you out
Am I too nice, buy you ice, bitch if you died, I wouldn't buy you life
What you tryin' to be my new wife, what you Mariah, fly through twice...

[Prechorus]
But I do know one thing though, bitches, they come they go
Saturday through Sunday, Monday, Monday through Sunday yo'
Maybe i'll love you one day, maybe we'll someday grow
Till then just sit your drunk ass on that fuckin' runway ho'...

[Verse 2]
Don't get me wrong, I love these ho's
It's no secret, everybody knows
Yeah we fucked, bitch so what, that's about as far as your buddy goes
We'll be friends, i'll call you again, i'll chase you around every bar you attend
Never know what kind of car i'll be in, we'll see how much you'll be partying then
You don't want that, neither do I, I don't want to flip when I see you with guys
Too much pride, between you and I
Not a jealous man, but females lie
But I guess that's just what sluts do, how could it ever be just us two
I'd never love you enough to trust you, we just met and I just fucked you...

[Verse 3]
First thing you say, "I'm not fazed, I hang around big stars all day
I don't see what the big deal is anyways
You're just plain old Marshall to me"
Ooh ya' girl run that game
"Hailie Jade, I love that name, love that tatoo, what's that say"
"Rot in pieces, uh, that's great"
First off you don't know Marshall, at all so don't grow partial
That's ammo for my arsenal, i'll slap you off that barstool
There goes another lawsuit, leave handprints all across you
Good Lordy whoadie, you must be gone off that water bottle
You want what you can't have, ooh girl that's too damn bad
Don't touch what you can't grab, end up with two backhands
Put anthrax on a tampax, and slap you till you can't stand
Girl you just blew your chance, don't mean to ruin your plans...