Bullshit Thread #7

[Variable]

yeah it only took me clicking on another topic

[tarkil]

[tarkil]

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[goldpony]

found this on cracked, i love the fact they used that pic of winehouse to cover the naughty bits

http://www.cracked.com/article_15830_15-most-sexually-unappealing-porn-titles.html

[snw777]

funny shit.

[13hourstoparadise]

Why would Amy Winehouse turn to crack! Out of all drugs -- with all that money (you all saw the video I assume)... If I was her I would stock up on OxyContin and pure columbian... Much cooler way to kill yourself and a hell of a lot more fun...

Oh, how did he die? Crack.
Oh, how did he die? He was doing pure Botagta fine china mixed with some Oxy's, he was flying high before his death.

Speedball > Crack

[goldpony]

Why would Amy Winehouse turn to crack! Out of all drugs -- with all that money (you all saw the video I assume)... If I was her I would stock up on OxyContin and pure columbian... Much cooler way to kill yourself and a hell of a lot more fun...

Oh, how did he die? Crack.
Oh, how did he die? He was doing pure Botagta fine china mixed with some Oxy's, he was flying high before his death.

Speedball > Crack

amy winehouse=hardcore

[13hourstoparadise]

Yeah, I would totally party with her... After she gained some weight so I didn't vomit on myself...

In all reality, I really hopes she cleans up and comes back to music with some deep dark poetic meaning behind it... After all, Fiona Apple = amazing!

[Atomic]

didnt winehouse die?

[snw777]

[13hourstoparadise]

didnt winehouse die?

Walking dead.

[Variable]

Why would Amy Winehouse turn to crack! Out of all drugs -- with all that money (you all saw the video I assume)... If I was her I would stock up on OxyContin and pure columbian... Much cooler way to kill yourself and a hell of a lot more fun...

Oh, how did he die? Crack.
Oh, how did he die? He was doing pure Botagta fine china mixed with some Oxy's, he was flying high before his death.

Speedball > Crack

yeah killing yourself with drugs is pretty much stupid no matter how you do it.

[devilinside]

January 25, 2008 11:30am

A British woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands and tried to swallow it has been jailed.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out.

A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.

Gallery: World's notorious penis slashers and victims

Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self-defence.

The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year.

The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house.

An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them.

In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".

He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.

She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones.

Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done.

She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."

The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life."




WOAH!!!

[Jacob]

crazy bitches. I'm never getting involved with a girl again, you never know when you're gonna get your balls ripped off or your penis bitten off.

[goldpony]

so homosexuality from now on?

[Crazylegs]

Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.

what?! only two and a half years?

[devilinside]

crazy bitches. I'm never getting involved with a girl again, you never know when you're gonna get your balls ripped off or your penis bitten off.

Act right and ya wont have that problem. 

[devilinside]

And men drive women to this point,and vice versa. Men are ALWAYS killing and raping women, fucking their corpses... sick fucks.

[Atomic]

fucking their corpses

nuthin should go to waste

[fireflyry]

And men drive women to this point,and vice versa. Men are ALWAYS killing and raping women, fucking their corpses... sick fucks.

I swear I thought she was just a bit drunk.