Bullshit Thread #7

[yoda on mars]

you're a beats Moz.

[Zevaka]

never thought about filming it, Moz? It would be your style

[Moz]

Oh I did that multiple times already. POV style.

[tarkil]

Get a fucking av man.... Just seeing Moz looks too n00bish....

[goldpony]

So my ex is coming over again tonight. We practically have sex a few times a week (every time she comes over). However she's on her period now. So I think I'm screwed. I should've went with my 'sort of gf' tonight. Oh well.

Then again maybe Ill just fuck her in the ass.

I fucked her in the ass last week as well and she let me cum in it. Pretty coolio.

Oh I did that multiple times already. POV style.

first of all, whats wrong with fuckin a chick on the rag? second, why havent we seen these vids??

[tarkil]

first of all, whats wrong with fuckin a chick on the rag?

I guess it never happened to you... Else you'd know....

[goldpony]

first of all, whats wrong with fuckin a chick on the rag?

I guess it never happened to you... Else you'd know....

umm, why do you think i said it. obviously not the most ideal situation but i dont think its that bad

[Atomic]

upload the vidz!!!

[Moz]

No vids people.

Yea I said last night 'Im not gonna fuck you while you're on your period.' We did that sometimes but I didnt really feel like it, the mess that can come with it isn't fun at all.

So she was like 'ok then can you fuck me up the ass?'

Ok.

She even did ass to mouth. Lovely. I was planning to cum in her ass again but I let it all out on her tits. That's ok.

[Atomic]

oh...yes..yes..dont stop!

[untz untz untz]

No vids people.

Yea I said last night 'Im not gonna fuck you while you're on your period.' We did that sometimes but I didnt really feel like it, the mess that can come with it isn't fun at all.

So she was like 'ok then can you fuck me up the ass?'

Ok.

She even did ass to mouth. Lovely. I was planning to cum in her ass again but I let it all out on her tits. That's ok.

Haha, I did ass to mouth with this one chick and she was like, "I can taste my shit."

Ewwwwwww

[Moz]

The girl I fucked had a clean ass apparently.

'Tastes better than my pussy'

And before a smart ass comes a long, her pussy tastes fine.

[tarkil]

the mess that can come with it isn't fun at all.

That's what I'm talking about... Not nice at all indeed...

[Moz]

the mess that can come with it isn't fun at all.

That's what I'm talking about... Not nice at all indeed...

I do have to say it differs. I mean she can be on the end of her period, then it's just a bit of blood on your cock and it's not a big deal. Not favourable at all but still doable.

Anyway the period is over by tonight, yay! She'll be around enough next week so I can fill all her holes again instead of just 2/3.

[tarkil]

Well, I just did that once, luckily for me it was in a love hotel in Tokyo, so not in my bed...

The sheets were a HUGE mess afterwards.... Crazy shit : it looked as if we killed someone in there....

[Moz]

Wow, yea sounds like a bloodbath. Oh well.

The list of things I still need to do is growing smaller by the day, I mean...
- sex in badtub
- threesome
- anal, A2M, licking ass
- roleplaying
- sex outside
- throathgagging (once did it so hard that she almost had to puke, haha)
- slapping face with cock or hands
- almost chocking her with my hands around her neck

etc. etc.

I need to find new stuff. I don't know what though. Damnit sharinglungs, help me!

[Moz]

I left some stuff out of that list because it's just too nasty for the internet.

[tarkil]

<borat voice> Very nice </borat voice>

I need to get a threesome rolling goddamnit....
I fucking want to write this down on my CV !

Oh asian gods, please help me....

[tarkil]

BTW man, did you see Fireal's best thread ever ?

That's so crazily awesome....

[Moz]

the stuff about ross? yea I posted in it. if thats what you meant


Im starting to like it here again. I guess some people were right who said that I'd make a big comeback in 2008. I dont mind losing my post count or anything, I still have my reputation (er... yea)