Bullshit Thread #7

[Subliminal]

That's why i don't donate shit to anyone or any charity.

[Variable]

well if anyone wants to donate to the military directly you can do it.  Just call a base and find out about the next blood drive.  it is really a great thing to do.

[tarkil]

Its fucked up bro.  Most people think they can help out by donating to the red cross.  People think that the red cross will distribute the blood out to those who need it for free.  But they actually sell all of it for a hefty profit.  If you wana donate to the military you actually have to go to a specific blood drive on base.  And I mean no one else gets it for free either.  No matter how bad they need it.

OK I kinda didn't get the point.... It's indeed pretty fucked up...
And do they really do that with a majority of the blood they get, or just with a minor amount, just to help them bear costs ?

[4th Eye]

I'm not much into donations cuz I think they're partly bullshit but I think some of it does help someone whether it's the military or some other.

Well, at least now I know my hemoglobin levels are good and I have no HIV.

[Martin]

#772437 +(1184)- [X]

GuyGuy: I am so fucking dead, dude.
Bilbo22: What's up?
GuyGuy: Ok, this is gonna take some explanation.
Bilbo22: Go for it.
GuyGuy: Alright. My wife goes crazy when I cum in her. She really likes the feeling of liquid shooting into her or something, cause she's absolutely nuts about it. It's like a fucking fetish.
GuyGuy: Anyway, Last week she went totally overboard with this. We were having sex, and everything was going great, but when I said I was about to cum she grabbed me by the shaft, forcefully yanked me out of her, got this fucking jar from the drawer in the nightstand, and collected my fucking semen in it.
Bilbo22: What the fuck?
GuyGuy: Yeah. Weird ass shit.
Bilbo22: No, I mean the fact you're telling me this shit. I don't want to hear this.
GuyGuy: It's important dude, hear me out.
Bilbo22: Fine, Fine.
GuyGuy: Anyway, I was asking what the fuck she was up to and she tells me she wants to save up my jism so she can take it all at once. So she sticks the jar in the fridge and tells me we can't have any more sex until I fill the thing entirely.
GuyGuy: And long story short, I just don't got that much juice in me, so after a week of trying to jack it until I could fill it, my penis felt like it was gonna burst. So I decided to cheat, and topped it off with some of this dove soap she has, cause it looks a lot like semen.
Bilbo22: Oh dear god, I know where this is going.
GuyGuy: So I give her the filled jar all indignant like cause she made me do this, and she promised me lots of kinky sex for it.
GuyGuy: Then she pulls a fucking turkey baster out of her dresser, sucks up the contents of the jar, sticks the baster in her pussy, and lets it rip.
GuyGuy: As it turns out, Soap apparently burns like a motherfucker when you put it in a woman's pussy.
Bilbo22: Oh shit man. When the fuck was this?
GuyGuy: Like, ten minutes ago.
Bilbo22: Then what the fuck are you doing on AIM!?
GuyGuy: Are you kidding? She's been in the bathroom for the past ten minutes screaming like a fucking banshee.
GuyGuy: I needed leverage. If she murders me now, I've got a witness who can testify against her.
GuyGuy: Oh shit, she's coming out now. If you don't hear from me in a few days, call the cops!
Bilbo22: I'll be sure to check under the porch for your body.

[White Pwny]

#772437 +(1184)- [X]

GuyGuy: I am so fucking dead, dude.
Bilbo22: What's up?
GuyGuy: Ok, this is gonna take some explanation.
Bilbo22: Go for it.
GuyGuy: Alright. My wife goes crazy when I cum in her. She really likes the feeling of liquid shooting into her or something, cause she's absolutely nuts about it. It's like a fucking fetish.
GuyGuy: Anyway, Last week she went totally overboard with this. We were having sex, and everything was going great, but when I said I was about to cum she grabbed me by the shaft, forcefully yanked me out of her, got this fucking jar from the drawer in the nightstand, and collected my fucking semen in it.
Bilbo22: What the fuck?
GuyGuy: Yeah. Weird ass shit.
Bilbo22: No, I mean the fact you're telling me this shit. I don't want to hear this.
GuyGuy: It's important dude, hear me out.
Bilbo22: Fine, Fine.
GuyGuy: Anyway, I was asking what the fuck she was up to and she tells me she wants to save up my jism so she can take it all at once. So she sticks the jar in the fridge and tells me we can't have any more sex until I fill the thing entirely.
GuyGuy: And long story short, I just don't got that much juice in me, so after a week of trying to jack it until I could fill it, my penis felt like it was gonna burst. So I decided to cheat, and topped it off with some of this dove soap she has, cause it looks a lot like semen.
Bilbo22: Oh dear god, I know where this is going.
GuyGuy: So I give her the filled jar all indignant like cause she made me do this, and she promised me lots of kinky sex for it.
GuyGuy: Then she pulls a fucking turkey baster out of her dresser, sucks up the contents of the jar, sticks the baster in her pussy, and lets it rip.
GuyGuy: As it turns out, Soap apparently burns like a motherfucker when you put it in a woman's pussy.
Bilbo22: Oh shit man. When the fuck was this?
GuyGuy: Like, ten minutes ago.
Bilbo22: Then what the fuck are you doing on AIM!?
GuyGuy: Are you kidding? She's been in the bathroom for the past ten minutes screaming like a fucking banshee.
GuyGuy: I needed leverage. If she murders me now, I've got a witness who can testify against her.
GuyGuy: Oh shit, she's coming out now. If you don't hear from me in a few days, call the cops!
Bilbo22: I'll be sure to check under the porch for your body.

LMFAO!!!!!   turkey baster?  WTF?!  Weird.. but funny stuff.

[Moz La Punk]

Hahahahaha damn.





(btw good idea about the jar with sperm kthanx)

[Subliminal]

I can imagine something like that really happening.

[Jacob]

hahaha, funny shit.

[Variable]

Its fucked up bro.  Most people think they can help out by donating to the red cross.  People think that the red cross will distribute the blood out to those who need it for free.  But they actually sell all of it for a hefty profit.  If you wana donate to the military you actually have to go to a specific blood drive on base.  And I mean no one else gets it for free either.  No matter how bad they need it.

OK I kinda didn't get the point.... It's indeed pretty fucked up...
And do they really do that with a majority of the blood they get, or just with a minor amount, just to help them bear costs ?

all of it.  No shit.  They charge like 200 bucks a pint too

[marty]

well if anyone wants to donate to the military directly you can do it.  Just call a base and find out about the next blood drive.  it is really a great thing to do.

Can I donate sperm. I'll just turn to an army base and let it rip...

[Black Elvis]

Jacket 4 Money

[Variable]

well if anyone wants to donate to the military directly you can do it.  Just call a base and find out about the next blood drive.  it is really a great thing to do.

Can I donate sperm. I'll just turn to an army base and let it rip...

Not needed.  That is something the military has plenty of.  And sadly I think most of the girls in the military have more sperm in them than the men.  Fucking whores.

[Black Elvis]

They R Totally Loaded

[Saturday Night Whiskey777]

they are all shit and try to prove the opposite.

[Black Elvis]

/ Don't need no ivory liquid / don't want no afro sheen / don't need the latest fashions / don't want my hair to smell clean / I've got that auto-motion / I've got that super potion / If you think i'm going crazy,  then pretty baby it might be you babe / Don't need no first class / don't need no second class / all of the best of / all that can kiss my ass / I've got my claim to fame / I've got that positive flame / and if you think im going crazy, then pretty baby, it might be true babe /

[Subliminal]

Lost is AMAZING.

[Saturday Night Whiskey777]

[Variable]

Lost is AMAZING.

how do you feel about 24?

[Subliminal]

Lost is AMAZING.

how do you feel about 24?

Call me a n00b but i haven't watched one single episode.

I've promised myself i'll buy season 1 on DVD and if i really like it, I'll buy all the rest and look forward to watching them all winter or something,