Bullshit Thread #7

[Mazzy]

Bummer, I know how you feel though. I haven't finished my assignment. I'm trying to but I'm lagging so much.

[wharf rat]

I'm totally distracted by everything.  It's also around 90 degrees in here.  Man i need a cigarette.

[Mazzy]

Me too. It's the radio. I'm listening to music and my brain is telling me I'm doing the assignment all wrong even though I'm following the darn guidelines. I have strawberry flavoured cigarettes   but I don't have the time or energy to smoke 'em. Maybe tomorrow after I hand in my assignment.

[wharf rat]

Strawberry?  Are they cloves?

I got myself a nice pack of Marlboro 27's-smooth, rich and mellow.

[Mazzy]

Nah, just normal cigarette's but with a strawberry flavour to it. It has this long pink strip in the middle (I swear I'm not thinking about vagina's) and it smells like strawberry (I'm definitly not talking about vagina's). My friend gave it to me cause she wants me to stop smoking Marlboro's, like giving me one strawberry flavoured cigarette is going to make me stop.

And you're a fucking bitch, I remember when you and Cross e-raped me for smoking Marlboro's and here you are smoking OMG MARLBORO'S.

[wharf rat]

Bullshit, I've always smoked Marlboro's.  I think you have me mistaken.

[Mazzy]

Nah uh I so know it was you and him. You asked me what cigarette's I was smoking and I said Marlboro Red and you said 'omg that is teh lame-O', then you influenced Cross as well and then he starting making fun of the Marley's.

SHAME ON BOTH OF YOU.

But I might start smoking Camel's now. I still haven't made the transition. Or maybe I'll quit all together (not likely but a very big maybe.)

[wharf rat]

Marlboro red's are pretty lame...buy a pack of 27's, you won't be disappointed.  Make sure to NOT get 72's, they are the little bitchy cigs and they suck.

[Mazzy]

AHA I WAS IN THE RIGHT!!

I might go down a notch and smoke 8mg  :oops: I've been smoking 12mg for too long now. It's sheer boredom. I like to inhale some fresh air too.

Oh gosh, I have to have a bath as well. What a shocker. I don't wanna. Looking for clean undies is just a bitch of a job. Joanna Newsom and Smog are playing at the Metro Theatre as I write this  :cry: I hate my stupid life where I'm trapped in my stupid chair doing my stupid assignment. Fuck education, fuck it hard.

[wharf rat]

Yeah dudette, I'm trying to get everything done before Saturday...I'm going to Sound Tribe Sector 9 in New York City, I can't fucking wait.  I missed them at Bonnaroo because I was too messed up and wouldn't leave my tent haha.

[Mazzy]

At least you caught Xavier Rudd!!

I'm meeting Smog in a few days. He has another signing at a music store. I really wanted to see/meet Joanna Newsom so bad.

[wharf rat]

Have you checked out Grace Potter yet?  I can't believe she is playing in a library so close to me and it's only ten bucks.

[Mazzy]

Send me a song you tight ass!!

[wharf rat]

I don't have her CD, I only have live bootlegs....

[Mazzy]

I'll download some tonight. I'll check out a cd or something at the music store on Friday as well. She's pretty.

[wharf rat]

Yeah she is pretty.  I'm going to try to smuggle in a camera so i can film her performance.  I'll try to talk to her to see if she is ok with it.  Maybe I'll ask her out or something, she's only a year older than me.

[Mazzy]

haha one favour at a time che, you might just be barking up the wrong tree. I think I'm finished with the assignment...I just haven't done the budget and the implementation schedule  :? maybe Mr Franco won't notice.

[wharf rat]

What's the worst that could happen, I get denied?  It's worth a shot.  I'm almost done with my paper, about two pages left.  My friend just texted me because he didn't sleep tonight either, we are going to eat in about a half hour.  Gonna get me a nice BACON, EGG, and CHEESE sandwich.

[Mazzy]

I knew it. I hope you choke  

Oh yeah, so far it is a great book, Choke that is. I'm going as Paige Marshall for Halloween.

[wharf rat]

Did you know Chuck is gay?