Bullshit Thread #7

[devilinside]

woah....ass!

[Chrisbo]

Good job, with the sig!

[Martin]

#715644 +(1609)- [X]

<Pulits> So we a have a masochist, a sadist, a zoophilic, a necrophile, a coprophilic and a fetichist.
<Maltos> Why the fuck I have the impression this is going to be nasty?
<Pulits> They're all in jail. So suddenly, the zoophilic says "Hey guys, lets fucking rape a cat!"
<Pulits> And everybody is like "FUCK YES!", but suddenly, the coprophilic says "After we fuck it, we shit on it!"
<Pulits> Everybody applauds. And the necrophile then says "Then, we kill it. And after that, WE FUCK IT!"
<Maltos> Ok dude this is sick.
<Pulits> Everybody is orgasmed. The sadist then says "Before we kill it, lets fucking torture it!"
<Maltos> Jesus leave the cat alone!
<Pulits> So the fetichist is like "And then, we dildo rape it!"
<Pulits> Everybody is like "YEAH MAN LETS DO IT!"
<Maltos> What does the masochist says, then?
<Pulits> "Miau."
<Maltos> HAHAHAHA. XD

[tarkil]

5000...
Who's got no life ? Yeah...

I'm out to bed now...

Bye ladies...

[Moz La Punk]

Not only blacks have lots of ass. Thankfully Im with someone who has one killer ass. Yum, I already get hard thinking about it.

[ToneDef]

Yeah man, aenemic has a great booty















lollllllllllllllll

[Jacob]

haha, say what?!

[Martin]

I'm cold.

[Subliminal]

5000...
Who's got no life ? Yeah...

I'm out to bed now...

Bye ladies...

Congrats dude, Mozla is still the one who hasn't got a social life let alone a life

[Moz La Punk]

5000...
Who's got no life ? Yeah...

I'm out to bed now...

Bye ladies...

Congrats dude, Mozla is still the one who hasn't got a social life let alone a life

I don't have a social life? You should know better. Ask Jacob. We go to all sort of gay clubs every night.

[Subliminal]

5000...
Who's got no life ? Yeah...

I'm out to bed now...

Bye ladies...

Congrats dude, Mozla is still the one who hasn't got a social life let alone a life

I don't have a social life? You should know better. Ask Jacob. We go to all sort of gay clubs every night.

I can't stand gay clubs, Take heed from someone who has actually experienced one 

[Moz La Punk]

I do enjoy them. Im serious.

[Subliminal]

I do enjoy them. Im serious.

I hate them.

Throw me into a redneck Slayer moshpit anyday, But not a coked up, Queen party!

[Moz La Punk]

I feel like dancin, dancin! Whoo.

[Subliminal]

I feel like dancin, dancin! Whoo.

*covers ears*

Ironic that i'm the only GAY here and you're the one who prefers to go to Gay clubs

[Moz La Punk]

I have a few gay friends and I dont know, I get along with them very well. I get along with girls better as well. Shit, might be my consciousness telling me something.












I also thought about you while jacking off last night, might be something wrong with that as well.

[Subliminal]

I have a few gay friends and I dont know, I get along with them very well. I get along with girls better as well. Shit, might be my consciousness telling me something.












I also thought about you while jacking off last night, might be something wrong with that as well.

Nice try, I get along with girls (naturally since i live with just my mum) but it's annoying because so many girls fancy me (not being bigheaded) and i obviously ain't interested It's a cruel world! Why can't it be the blokes!

[Moz La Punk]

Girls just want to use you as their handbag. How does it feel to be this centuries fashion accesoiry?

[Subliminal]

Girls just want to use you as their handbag. How does it feel to be this centuries fashion accesoiry?

Haha they don't, They want me to be their Mr. Long Time Lover (EH AH!)


There's been a few girls i've worked with who knew i was gay but never made it their mission to become my fag-hag (since i don't want one) and i'm just as stubborn as the next bloke, So i think they were too afraid

[Moz La Punk]

Say can I ask you something? I dont know for sure but you live in the US? Must be a bit harder there to live and be gay, right? Or is that something that the media just makes me believe? Because here in the netherlands its pretty much accepted. And we can make jokes about it because its not an issue, so if I say anything to offend you try to keep that in mind, right?