Bullshit Thread #7

[TheWatcher]

i cant for it to snow
so i can make a snowball

yepppppppppieeeeeeeeeee!

[Azwethinkweiz]

1) are you in a complicated relationship?
Nope

2) Do you hate more than 3 people?:
No.

3) How many houses have you lived in?
Two

4) Favorite candy bar?
Daim

6) Have you ever tripped someone?
Sure.

7) Least favorite school subject?:
i'm not in school atm.

How many pairs of shoes do you own?:
three or four

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD?:
hehe, no

10) Have you ever thrown up in public?:
hmm, i dont think so

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind:
music

12) Favorite genre of music?:
alt/indie/metal

13) What is your zodiac sign?:
gemini

14) What time were you born?:
no idea

15) Do you like beer?
YES!

16) Have you made a prank phone call?
yes

17) What is the most embarassing CD you own?
nickelback - the long road

18) Are you sarcastic?:
not always, but alot

19) What are your favorite colors?:
black, brown, blue

20) How many watches do you own?:
one

21) Summer or winter?
probably summer, but winter can be nice too with christmas and all.

22) Is anyone in love with you?
not what i know off.

23) Favorite color to wear?:
black, blue, grey

24) Pepsi or Sprite?:
pepsi

26) Where is your second home?:
uhhm..

27) Have you ever slapped someone?:
yup.

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom?:
two

30) How many video games do you own?:
Eight (Nintendo 64)

31) What was your first pet?:
A rabbit.

32) Where do you want to live when your older?
I really dont know

33) Do looks matter?:
Depends

34) Do you use chapstick?:
chap what now?

35) Name 3 teachers from high school:
Torben, Olaf and Conny

36) American Eagle or Abercrombie?:
We dont have those stores in DK.

37) Are you too forgiving?:
Sometimes.

38) How many children do you want?:
two, tops.

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic?:
No.

40) Favorite breakfast meal?:
Cereal and coffee

41) Do you own a gun?:
no.

42) Ever thought you were in love?:
Yes.

43) When was the last time you cried?
Can't remember

44) What did you do 3 nights ago?:
Got drunk and stoned at my friends place

45) Olive Garden?
Sure?

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy?
haha, no

47) Have you ever been in a castle?:
Yes

48) Nicknames?
Dodo (dont ask)

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha?
Nope.

50) Ever been to Kentucky?
Nope.

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic?:
No.

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now?
Sure.

53) Ever called somebody Boo?:
No.

54) Do you own a dimaond ring?
Nope

55) Do you want to witness a tornado?
Not really.

56) Are you happy with your life right now?:
Not 100%. when i get a job i'll be happy.

57) Do you like your hair?:
yes.

58) Does anyone have a crush on you?:
no's

60) What were you doing in May of 1994?
Played with my GI Joe's ??

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD?:
Yes.

62) McDonalds or Wendys?
None

64) Are you closer to your mother or father?:
Mom.

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex?:
bewbs, arse and eyes.

66) Are you afraid of the dark?
No.

67) Have you ever eaten paste?
Can't say I have.

68) Do you own a webcam?:
No.

69) Have you ever stripped?:
haha yes.

70) Ever broke a bone?:
No

71) Are you religious?:
Agnostic

72) Do you chat on AIM often?:
I use MSN.

73) Pringles or Lays?:
Pringles

74) Have you ever broken someones heart?:
Probably not.

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch?:
FULL HOUSE!

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor?:
She was okay.

78) Has anyone ever called you a tease?
No.

79) Do you have a birth mark?
Yes.

80) Do you own a car?
No.

81) Can you cook?:
Sure.

82) 3 things that annoy you:
Rude people, stupid people, and bad music

83) Do you text message often?
Nah.

84) Money or love?
Both would be great.

85) Do you have any scars?:
Yeah.

86) What do you want more than anything right now?:
A goddamn job

87) Do you enjoy scary movies?
I love scary movies

88) Relationships or one night stands?:
Relationships

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit?:
huh?

90) Do you enjoy greasy food?:
Nope

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies?:
Yes

92) Do you own a box of crayons?:
i dont think so

93) Ever had sex in a public place?:
No.

94) Who was the last person you said i love you to?
MOMMY!

95) Who was the last person that made you mad?:
Dunno

96) Who was the last person that made you cry?:
Dont remember

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh?:
Frank Hvam in 'Klovn' (Danish sitcom)

98) Who was the last person that texted you?
Alex. friend

99) Who was the last person that called you?
My brother

YOUR TURN!

[Mazzy]

i'm scarred. possibly for life.

things you don't want to find in your boss' office:

- termination of employment papers with your name on them;

- your boss. naked. unless he looks like this:


or she looks like this:


- a dead body;

- a picture of yourself. naked. no matter what you look like;

- A CASSETTE LABELED 'OVERCOME IMPOTENCE - BY THE AUSTRALIAN DOCTOR'S COMMITTEE'.

[deftoolsys07]

1) are you in a complicated relationship?
no

2) Do you hate more than 3 people?:
not really

3) How many houses have you lived in?
two houses, and one apartment while my second house was being built

4) Favorite candy bar?
twix

6) Have you ever tripped someone?
yeah

7) Least favorite school subject?:
math. shit. it sucks.

How many pairs of shoes do you own?:
i dunno, but i only wear two different ones, my circas for when i'm around the house to slip into and my chucks for going out

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD?:
hell no

10) Have you ever thrown up in public?:
all the fucking time.

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind:
music

12) Favorite genre of music?:
metal, expiremental, alternative

13) What is your zodiac sign?:
taurus

14) What time were you born?:
early in the morning, don't know exactly.

15) Do you like beer?
bud ice is the best

16) Have you made a prank phone call?
yes

17) What is the most embarassing CD you own?
linkin park - reanimation

18) Are you sarcastic?:
i am the biggest smart ass i know i think. everyone hates it too. i joke around way too fucking much.

19) What are your favorite colors?:
black

20) How many watches do you own?:
none, broke mine

21) Summer or winter?
winter

22) Is anyone in love with you?
not that i know of

23) Favorite color to wear?:
black, makes me look thinner, but i always wear a fuckin white undershirt every day. like doug.

24) Pepsi or Sprite?:
pepsi

26) Where is your second home?:
i wish.

27) Have you ever slapped someone?:
yeah

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom?:
two

30) How many video games do you own?:
no idea

31) What was your first pet?:
dog

32) Where do you want to live when your older?
out of the united states and out of a place with any rules and regulations, so it looks like i'm fucked

33) Do looks matter?:
sometimes

34) Do you use chapstick?:
nah. but my lips really could use some god damn

35) Name 3 teachers from high school:
thomason, ramirez, cooley

36) American Eagle or Abercrombie?:
fuck em both to hell

37) Are you too forgiving?:
sure

38) How many children do you want?:
two, tops, also

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic?:
yeah like all my shirts pretty much, and my chucks

40) Favorite breakfast meal?:
don't eat breakfast

41) Do you own a gun?:
no

42) Ever thought you were in love?:
no

43) When was the last time you cried?
don't know

44) What did you do 3 nights ago?:
hung out with friends n shit

45) Olive Garden?
ok whatever

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy?
hah yeah, well not mommy, but mom, yeah

47) Have you ever been in a castle?:
no

48) Nicknames?
dan, alchy, fat ass, winne the pooh, piglet (my friends can't decide which one), moby dan, the list goes on (it's funny cuz i'm not even really fat.. i just have a small beer belly)

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha?
yeah

50) Ever been to Kentucky?
no

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic?:
definately not rich enough

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now?
yes

53) Ever called somebody Boo?:
no

54) Do you own a dimaond ring?
no

55) Do you want to witness a tornado?
sure

56) Are you happy with your life right now?:
not really

57) Do you like your hair?:
mohawk bitch.

58) Does anyone have a crush on you?:
i dunno

60) What were you doing in May of 1994?
may 9 1994 would have been my 5th birthday, i dunno

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD?:
hahaha i did a long fuckin time ago.

62) McDonalds or Wendys?
wendy's by far

64) Are you closer to your mother or father?:
father

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex?:
boobs, waist, face, hair

66) Are you afraid of the dark?
sometimes. depends if i'm sober or not

67) Have you ever eaten paste?
umm no

68) Do you own a webcam?:
yeah

69) Have you ever stripped?:
yeah

70) Ever broke a bone?:
no

71) Are you religious?:
atheist

72) Do you chat on AIM often?:
yeah

73) Pringles or Lays?:
pringles

74) Have you ever broken someones heart?:
my mom's. she tells me that all the time.

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch?:
the brady bunch

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor?:
she's pretty stupid but she's ok

78) Has anyone ever called you a tease?
no

79) Do you have a birth mark?
yeah

80) Do you own a car?
i did... dwi... fuck...

81) Can you cook?:
yeah

82) 3 things that annoy you:
commercials, christians, and all this new hip music

83) Do you text message often?
yeah

84) Money or love?
money

85) Do you have any scars?:
yeah

86) What do you want more than anything right now?:
snw, and to be off probation (so close)

87) Do you enjoy scary movies?
yeah

88) Relationships or one night stands?:
relationships

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit?:
juicy fruit

90) Do you enjoy greasy food?:
at a time... well yeah fuck it yes i do. (tryin to lose weight)

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies?:
no

92) Do you own a box of crayons?:
somewhere

93) Ever had sex in a public place?:
no

94) Who was the last person you said i love you to?
my friend

95) Who was the last person that made you mad?:
my friend

96) Who was the last person that made you cry?:
don't know

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh?:
my friend

98) Who was the last person that texted you?
my friend

99) Who was the last person that called you?
my friend


fuck my back hurts. gonna go have a smoke. lata

[tarkil]

1) are you in a complicated relationship?
Not anymore

2) Do you hate more than 3 people?:
No.

3) How many houses have you lived in?
1 big house, and something like 5 flats on my own (or with flatmates)...

4) Favorite candy bar?
No

6) Have you ever tripped someone?
Sure.

7) Least favorite school subject?:
Left school few times ago

How many pairs of shoes do you own?:
2 for my suits, 1 of skate shoes for everyday life, 1 of slippers, few other for sport and stuff

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD?:
no

10) Have you ever thrown up in public?:
Lots of times... And by lots I mean LOTS !!!

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind:
nothing really, but maybe music if I have to say something

12) Favorite genre of music?:
metal

13) What is your zodiac sign?:
pisces

14) What time were you born?:
around 11 PM I think. not sure though

15) Do you like beer?
YES!

16) Have you made a prank phone call?
yes

17) What is the most embarassing CD you own?
I used to have bryan adams - so far so good. thrown it up long ago I think though

18) Are you sarcastic?:
yes

19) What are your favorite colors?:
green, blue

20) How many watches do you own?:
0

21) Summer or winter?
summer, even though I love snowboarding

22) Is anyone in love with you?
not that i know

23) Favorite color to wear?:
not really

24) Pepsi or Sprite?:
vodka - sprite

26) Where is your second home?:
in my heart : Mallorca / Tokyo
real one : Mallorca

27) Have you ever slapped someone?:
probably

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom?:
1

30) How many video games do you own?:
0

31) What was your first pet?:
dog

32) Where do you want to live when your older?
not too far away from the sea... maybe

33) Do looks matter?:
yes usually.

34) Do you use chapstick?:
no

35) Name 3 teachers from high school:
I dont see the point

36) American Eagle or Abercrombie?:
I dunno what's that.

37) Are you too forgiving?:
not really. With friends yes, but it's never too much with friends

38) How many children do you want?:
None for the moment

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic?:
Dunno that one either

40) Favorite breakfast meal?:
Nearly everything actually. Depends on the country I'm living in, so for the moment : Tea, bread, toasts, butter.

41) Do you own a gun?:
no.

42) Ever thought you were in love?:
Yes.

43) When was the last time you cried?
maybe 5 or 6 months ago

44) What did you do 3 nights ago?:
Saw a friend I hadn't see for the last 5 years and drank. Great times.

45) Olive Garden?
?

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy?
not that I can remember. maybe though

47) Have you ever been in a castle?:
Yes

48) Nicknames?
Jesus

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha?
Nope.

50) Ever been to Kentucky?
Nope.

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic?:
No.

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now?
Not really

53) Ever called somebody Boo?:
No.

54) Do you own a dimaond ring?
Nope

55) Do you want to witness a tornado?
Don't care... Why not?

56) Are you happy with your life right now?:
Yeah.

57) Do you like your hair?:
Pretty much... Loved it when it was still long though.

58) Does anyone have a crush on you?:
not that I know.

60) What were you doing in May of 1994?
No idea

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD?:
No

62) McDonalds or Wendys?
Wendy's

64) Are you closer to your mother or father?:
mother

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex?:
face, then ass/back

66) Are you afraid of the dark?
No.

67) Have you ever eaten paste?
What's paste ?

68) Do you own a webcam?:
yes

69) Have you ever stripped?:
no

70) Ever broke a bone?:
No

71) Are you religious?:
not really

72) Do you chat on AIM often?:
I use MSN from times to times. the gmail thingy too

73) Pringles or Lays?:
Pringles

74) Have you ever broken someones heart?:
yes

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch?:
Dunno what's that

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor?:
dunno

78) Has anyone ever called you a tease?
No.

79) Do you have a birth mark?
not really

80) Do you own a car?
yes

81) Can you cook?:
yes

82) 3 things that annoy you:
lots of stuff, don't feel like selecting at the moment

83) Do you text message often?
no

84) Money or love?
money

85) Do you have any scars?:
yup

86) What do you want more than anything right now?:
nothing really

87) Do you enjoy scary movies?
yes

88) Relationships or one night stands?:
both

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit?:
dunno what's that

90) Do you enjoy greasy food?:
I enjoy good food... I don't care if it's greasy or not...

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies?:
maybe

92) Do you own a box of crayons?:
no

93) Ever had sex in a public place?:
yes

94) Who was the last person you said i love you to?
my ex

95) Who was the last person that made you mad?:
my ex

96) Who was the last person that made you cry?:
my ex

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh?:
a friend

98) Who was the last person that texted you?
a friend

99) Who was the last person that called you?
a friend

[Corleone]

1) are you in a complicated relationship?
no

2) Do you hate more than 3 people?:
No.

3) How many houses have you lived in?
1

4) Favorite candy bar?
skor

6) Have you ever tripped someone?
Sure.

7) Least favorite school subject?:
Left school few times ago

8)How many pairs of shoes do you own?:
4

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD?:
no

10) Have you ever thrown up in public?:
Lots of times... And by lots I mean LOTS !!!

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind:
girls and music

12) Favorite genre of music?:
rock

13) What is your zodiac sign?:
scorpio

14) What time were you born?:
2pm

15) Do you like beer?
YES!

16) Have you made a prank phone call?
yes

17) What is the most embarassing CD you own?
No clue, depends on whats embararssing

18) Are you sarcastic?:
way too much

19) What are your favorite colors?:
green, blue

20) How many watches do you own?:
0

21) Summer or winter?
summer, even though I love snowboarding

22) Is anyone in love with you?
not that i know

23) Favorite color to wear?:
blue or black

24) Pepsi or Sprite?:
Pepsi

26) Where is your second home?:
Further up north

27) Have you ever slapped someone?:
probably

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom?:
0

30) How many video games do you own?:
100's

31) What was your first pet?:
gold fish/hampster

32) Where do you want to live when your older?
not too far away from the sea... maybe

33) Do looks matter?:
yes usually.

34) Do you use chapstick?:
no

35) Name 3 teachers from high school:
I dont see the point

36) American Eagle or Abercrombie?:
American Eagle

37) Are you too forgiving?:
not really. With friends yes, but it's never too much with friends

38) How many children do you want?:
2

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic?:
Dunno that one either

40) Favorite breakfast meal?:
Bacon and eggs

41) Do you own a gun?:
no.

42) Ever thought you were in love?:
NO

43) When was the last time you cried?
No clue

44) What did you do 3 nights ago?:
forget

45) Olive Garden?
mmmm

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy?
yes, yes i have

47) Have you ever been in a castle?:
Yes

48) Nicknames?
no

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha?
just my driver

50) Ever been to Kentucky?
Nope.

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic?:
No.

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now?
Not really

53) Ever called somebody Boo?:
No.

54) Do you own a dimaond ring?
Nope

55) Do you want to witness a tornado?
Don't care... Why not?

56) Are you happy with your life right now?:
Yeah.

57) Do you like your hair?:
no its going away

58) Does anyone have a crush on you?:
not that I know.

60) What were you doing in May of 1994?
listening to nirvana

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD?:
No

62) McDonalds or Wendys?
Wendy's

64) Are you closer to your mother or father?:
mother

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex?:
face, then ass/back

66) Are you afraid of the dark?
No.

67) Have you ever eaten paste?
who hasnt

68) Do you own a webcam?:
no

69) Have you ever stripped?:
no

70) Ever broke a bone?:
yea my wrist

71) Are you religious?:
no

72) Do you chat on AIM often?:
I use MSN from times to times. the gmail thingy too

73) Pringles or Lays?:
Lays

74) Have you ever broken someones heart?:
yes

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch?:
Dunno what's that

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor?:
hell no

78) Has anyone ever called you a tease?
No.

79) Do you have a birth mark?
yeah small

80) Do you own a car?
yes

81) Can you cook?:
yes

82) 3 things that annoy you:
wet socks
teases
wet food

83) Do you text message often?
no

84) Money or love?
love

85) Do you have any scars?:
yup

86) What do you want more than anything right now?:
airplane

87) Do you enjoy scary movies?
yes

88) Relationships or one night stands?:
both

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit?:
the fruit

90) Do you enjoy greasy food?:
I enjoy good food... I don't care if it's greasy or not...

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies?:
yes i own them

92) Do you own a box of crayons?:
no

93) Ever had sex in a public place?:
nope

94) Who was the last person you said i love you to?
my sister

95) Who was the last person that made you mad?:
anyone, its only temp

96) Who was the last person that made you cry?:
no one, myself

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh?:
a friend

98) Who was the last person that texted you?
no one

99) Who was the last person that called you?
a friend

[Teddy.]

1) are you in a complicated relationship?
Nope

2) Do you hate more than 3 people?:
I hate loads of people, especially in the L.A area

3) How many houses have you lived in?
5

4) Favorite candy bar?
snickers

6) Have you ever tripped someone?
back in my trip people days

7) Least favorite school subject?:
was math, now I don't have to deal with it.

8)How many pairs of shoes do you own?:
3

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD?:
STFU with that bullshiet!

10) Have you ever thrown up in public?:
Neva

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind:
"is there something i'm forgetting?"

12) Favorite genre of music?:
rock

13) What is your zodiac sign?:
scorpio

14) What time were you born?:
forgot

15) Do you like beer?
Nah

16) Have you made a prank phone call?
yes

17) What is the most embarassing CD you own?
hmm don't have any

18) Are you sarcastic?:
too much sarcasm is lame

19) What are your favorite colors?:
azul, gris, verde oscuro

20) How many watches do you own?:
1

21) Summer or winter?
winter cause I can stay as warm as I like, in the summer I can't escape the heat.

22) Is anyone in love with you?
No

23) Favorite color to wear?:
blue

24) Pepsi or Sprite?:
Peksi

26) Where is your second home?:
Home is where the heart is

27) Have you ever slapped someone?:
in gest

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom?:
0

30) How many video games do you own?:
tss a lot

31) What was your first pet?:
a rabbit

32) Where do you want to live when your older?
somewhere not too crowded with waste of space humans.

33) Do looks matter?:
yeah

34) Do you use chapstick?:
no but I should

35) Name 3 teachers from high school:
I dont see the point\what he said

36) American Eagle or Abercrombie?:
STFU with that bullshiet!

37) Are you too forgiving?:
yeah, lots of people have spared themselves a rocking cause i'm a forgiving person.

38) How many children do you want?:
i'd be happy with 2 warriors haha

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic?:
nah

40) Favorite breakfast meal?:
Bacon and eggs

41) Do you own a gun?:
I wanna own a shank

42) Ever thought you were in love?:
yeah 

43) When was the last time you cried?
it's been a while cause I don't get injured skating anymore haha

44) What did you do 3 nights ago?:
wasted time on the intraweb til I got sleepy

45) Olive Garden?
never been there

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy?
no

47) Have you ever been in a castle?:
no!

48) Nicknames?
Teddy

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha?
nope

50) Ever been to Kentucky?
neva eva

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic?:
expensive ass clothes!

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now?
yeah ,my uncle

53) Ever called somebody Boo?:
haha no

54) Do you own a dimaond ring?
diamonds are pointless

55) Do you want to witness a tornado?
no

56) Are you happy with your life right now?:
yeah can't complain

57) Do you like your hair?:
yeah I don't worry about it too much

58) Does anyone have a crush on you?:
not that I know.

60) What were you doing in May of 1994?
riding a bike

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD?:
STFU with that bullshiet!

62) McDonalds or Wendys?
Wendy's

64) Are you closer to your mother or father?:
mother

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex?:
culo

66) Are you afraid of the dark?
The dark is affraid of me!

67) Have you ever eaten paste?
who hasnt

68) Do you own a webcam?:
no

69) Have you ever stripped?:
no

70) Ever broke a bone?:
dislocated

71) Are you religious?:
no

72) Do you chat on AIM often?:
errday

73) Pringles or Lays?:
pringles

74) Have you ever broken someones heart?:
might have

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch?:
Full House

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor?:
haha never met em

78) Has anyone ever called you a tease?
No.

79) Do you have a birth mark?
nah

80) Do you own a car?
no

81) Can you cook?:
i'm aiight

82) 3 things that annoy you:
people that act tough cause they're with friends
Girls that like to complicate shit for no reason
talking on the phone for a long time

83) Do you text message often?
no

84) Money or love?
money

85) Do you have any scars?:
plenty

86) What do you want more than anything right now?:
to move

87) Do you enjoy scary movies?
they're cool on the first watch

88) Relationships or one night stands?:
relationships

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit?:
red

90) Do you enjoy greasy food?:
I enjoy good food... I don't care if it's greasy or not...

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies?:
yes

92) Do you own a box of crayons?:
no

93) Ever had sex in a public place?:
nope

94) Who was the last person you said i love you to?
haven't said it to anyone really, it's implied when I give hugs to my mom haha

95) Who was the last person that made you mad?:
the bum that's living here, his aura upsets me

96) Who was the last person that made you cry?:
myself for being a daredevil

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh?:
a friend

98) Who was the last person that texted you?
no one

99) Who was the last person that called you?
my uncle

haha that's a pretty decent time waster

[Jacob]

1) are you going to answer 99 pointless question no one is gonna read your answers to anyways?

nope

[tarkil]

1) are you going to answer 99 pointless question no one is gonna read your answers to anyways?

nope

that's a pretty decent time waster

[Crazylegs]

1) are you in a complicated relationship?
no

2) Do you hate more than 3 people?:
No.

3) How many houses have you lived in?
uno

4) Favorite candy bar?
stratos

6) Have you ever tripped someone?
yep

7) Least favorite school subject?:
german, luckily i don't have it no more

Cool How many pairs of shoes do you own?:
5 that are being used, i'm counting all types of shoes.

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD?:
nein

10) Have you ever thrown up in public?:
yep

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind:
skateboarding

12) Favorite genre of music?:
prog rock

13) What is your zodiac sign?:
i don't know what it's called in english. my birfday is 16th of june.

14) What time were you born?:
8 in the morning

15) Do you like beer?
meh

16) Have you made a prank phone call?
yes

17) What is the most embarassing CD you own?
limp bizkit - something...

18) Are you sarcastic?:
yep

19) What are your favorite colors?:
red,blue

20) How many watches do you own?:
one, it's quite nice.

21) Summer or winter?
summer

22) Is anyone in love with you?
Probably not.

23) Favorite color to wear?:
i don't give a shit

24) Pepsi or Sprite?:
none

26) Where is your second home?:
vassøy

27) Have you ever slapped someone?:
of course

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom?:
two

30) How many video games do you own?:
eh..... quite a few if i count all my oldies, i have 9 or 10 for my 360.

31) What was your first pet?:
my dogg, my sister had guinea pigs, fucking pointless pets.

32) Where do you want to live when your older?
barcelona, kristiansand, bergen, oslo. Maybe somewhere in the uk.

33) Do looks matter?:
on chicks, yes. of course, looks always matter.

34) Do you use chapstick?:
what?

35) Name 3 teachers from high school:
Gunhild, Paolo, Kai

36) American Eagle or Abercrombie?:
what?

37) Are you too forgiving?:
nay

38) How many children do you want?:
two, tops.

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic?:
what?

40) Favorite breakfast meal?:
i have no idea

41) Do you own a gun?:
a bb gun

42) Ever thought you were in love?:
Yes.

43) When was the last time you cried?
When my grandfather died. Actually i lost both my grandfathers in one month.

44) What did you do 3 nights ago?:
i have no idea.

45) Olive Garden?
what?

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy?
definitively not

47) Have you ever been in a castle?:
no

48) Nicknames?
Håvi, Howie, crazylegs

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha?
Nope.

50) Ever been to Kentucky?
Nope.

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic?:
No.

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now?
Theis, cause i'm copying this thing from him.

53) Ever called somebody Boo?:
No.

54) Do you own a dimaond ring?
Nope

55) Do you want to witness a tornado?
if it's already there, sure.

56) Are you happy with your life right now?:
i guess

57) Do you like your hair?:
nah

58) Does anyone have a crush on you?:
probably not

60) What were you doing in May of 1994?
playing football

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD?:
i did, threw it away some time ago, it was broken.

62) McDonalds or Wendys?
None

64) Are you closer to your mother or father?:
Mom.

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex?:
whatever's good looking

66) Are you afraid of the dark?
No

67) Have you ever eaten paste?
nein

68) Do you own a webcam?:
No.

69) Have you ever stripped?:
sure

70) Ever broke a bone?:
No

71) Are you religious?:
nein

72) Do you chat on AIM often?:
nope

73) Pringles or Lays?:
Pringles

74) Have you ever broken someones heart?:
i think so

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch?:
full house

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor?:
i don't know her

78) Has anyone ever called you a tease?
No.

79) Do you have a birth mark?
no

80) Do you own a car?
No.

81) Can you cook?:
i can fry

82) 3 things that annoy you:
people with less brains than me, americans calling american football "football" when really they're holding the ball with their hands all the time. The english pronouncation of the letter "W"

83) Do you text message often?
relatively, an average og one a day maybe

84) Money or love?
love, but both would be nice

85) Do you have any scars?:
yup

86) What do you want more than anything right now?:
a girl

87) Do you enjoy scary movies?
yep

88) Relationships or one night stands?:
Relationships

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit?:
none

90) Do you enjoy greasy food?:
depends on the level of greasiness

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies?:
no, only the first

92) Do you own a box of crayons?:
no

93) Ever had sex in a public place?:
No.

94) Who was the last person you said i love you to?
me mum

95) Who was the last person that made you mad?:
myself

96) Who was the last person that made you cry?:
myself

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh?:
David Brent

98) Who was the last person that texted you?
Anne May

99) Who was the last person that called you?
"Asshole" (a friend of mine, with an unfortunate nickname)

[Chrisbo]

1) are you in a complicated relationship?
Nope, thank god

2) Do you hate more than 3 people?:
Nope, lover not a hater

3) How many houses have you lived in?
In my life, 5

4) Favorite candy bar?
Twix or Kit Kat Chunky

6) Have you ever tripped someone?
Probably

7) Least favorite school subject?:
Hmmm...I actually liked every class, am I wierd...

Cool How many pairs of shoes do you own?:
3

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD?:
Ach no

10) Have you ever thrown up in public?:
Aye, prabably

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind:
Music

12) Favorite genre of music?:
Alternative Metal

13) What is your zodiac sign?:
Gemini

14) What time were you born?:
2 in the morning, I was a wee git

15) Do you like beer?
Fucking love the stuff

16) Have you made a prank phone call?
Aye, hehe

17) What is the most embarassing CD you own?
Ace Of Base - Flowers

18) Are you sarcastic?:
Sometimes, but not really

19) What are your favorite colors?:
Red and Blue as well

20) How many watches do you own?:
None, I lost my last one

21) Summer or winter?
Summer for sure!

22) Is anyone in love with you?
I'm not sure, someone did say to me on Sunday, but I think it was the booze controlling her

23) Favorite color to wear?:
Green or Black

24) Pepsi or Sprite?:
Pepsi

26) Where is your second home?:
In Morningside here in Edinburgh hehe

27) Have you ever slapped someone?:
Aye

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom?:
One

30) How many video games do you own?:
A lot if talking all consoles, but just PS2, got about 30-35 or something

31) What was your first pet?:
A cat called Patches, the coolest cat in the world (disregarding Tibbles from New Zealand heh)

32) Where do you want to live when your older?
I'm happy where I am, but somewhere where a lot of shit happens (I mean good stuff, concerts, good clubs and that)

33) Do looks matter?:
Sad to say, but yeah I guess it does, but good looks depends on taste in the end doesnt it

34) Do you use chapstick?:
Haha, nope

35) Name 3 teachers from high school:
Prentice, Dempster, Cochrane

36) American Eagle or Abercrombie?:
Me no understand

37) Are you too forgiving?:
Sometimes, but I dont need the stress you see

38) How many children do you want?:
Two I guess

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic?:
Nope

40) Favorite breakfast meal?:
Toast always gets me off to a good start

41) Do you own a gun?:
Haha, I wish I did, so I can blow this quiz's creaters brains out

42) Ever thought you were in love?:
I didnt think, I knew

43) When was the last time you cried?
I'm not entirely sure

44) What did you do 3 nights ago?:
Haha, what didnt I do...nah, I was drinking teh booze in teh club with teh chicks

45) Olive Garden?
Once again, me no understando

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy?
Nope, my mate did once though, because she was his mommy of course

47) Have you ever been in a castle?:
I have been indeedyo

48) Nicknames?
Cowan, Cowman, Cowboy, Sexy Man, Chrissypoos

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha?
Nope

50) Ever been to Kentucky?
Nope

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic?:
Nope

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now?
Lyndsay

53) Ever called somebody Boo?:
Heh, no

54) Do you own a dimaond ring?
Nope

55) Do you want to witness a tornado?
I have, in my dreams (actually last night there was one), and in 'Twister'. But yeah, I'd like to see one in the flesh

56) Are you happy with your life right now?:
Yeah, I'm pretty happy, I just wish all the people who were here now, didnt have to go back to where they were before they came into my life

57) Do you like your hair?:
Sometimes it's alright, mostly it's a pain in the ass though

58) Does anyone have a crush on you?:
Not sure

60) What were you doing in May of 1994?
Celebrating my 7th birthday with a couple of pints

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD?:
I think I did, but hey, Backstreet Boys were awesome back in the day

62) McDonalds or Wendys?
MacDs

64) Are you closer to your mother or father?:
Mother

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex?:
Many things, everything adds up, the face mostly, then everything else is a bonus

66) Are you afraid of the dark?
Nah, I love the dark actually

67) Have you ever eaten paste?
Nope

68) Do you own a webcam?:
Nope

69) Have you ever stripped?:
Yeah, it was a game, and I was losing

70) Ever broke a bone?:
Actually no

71) Are you religious?:
Not really no

72) Do you chat on AIM often?:
Dont use it

73) Pringles or Lays?:
Pringles

74) Have you ever broken someones heart?:
I think I might have, but maybe it wasnt as bad I thought it was at the time

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch?:
Full House

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor?:
I had two, the first one was better, the second one was my friends mother. Oh, the stories I could have told her about her daughter heh!

78) Has anyone ever called you a tease?
Nope

79) Do you have a birth mark?
I dont think so

80) Do you own a car?
Nope

81) Can you cook?:
I can do some things

82) 3 things that annoy you:
People who look down on others and think they're better, bad adverts, my dad when he's pissed

83) Do you text message often?
Yeah, quite a lot actually. I dont know how I do it though, I've had no money on my phone in about 3 months. O2 is a great network, I love the free treats and shit

84) Money or love?
Love, I know I can mostly do without money, but I cant do without love heh!

85) Do you have any scars?:
Yup, one on my elbow from being an idiot when drunk

86) What do you want more than anything right now?:
Not too sure, probably something I dont have already or something that I probably cant have

87) Do you enjoy scary movies?
Yes I do

88) Relationships or one night stands?:
I'm one of the very few guys in the bunch I hang with who is all for relationships

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit?:
Juicy Fruit

90) Do you enjoy greasy food?:
Sometimes

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies?:
I might have done

92) Do you own a box of crayons?:
Nope

93) Ever had sex in a public place?:
Nope

94) Who was the last person you said i love you to?
This girl called Lyndsay, it was in a friend way though

95) Who was the last person that made you mad?:
Probably my dad

96) Who was the last person that made you cry?:
I'm not too sure

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh?:
Homer Simpson

98) Who was the last person that texted you?
My brother

99) Who was the last person that called you?
Natalie

[Gaz]

1) are you in a complicated relationship?
No

2) Do you hate more than 3 people?:
Nope

3) How many houses have you lived in?
2

4) Favorite candy bar?
Dairy Milk

6) Have you ever tripped someone?
Yep

7) Least favorite school subject?:
When I was in school it was either Maths or Religious Studies

Cool How many pairs of shoes do you own?:
Five

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD?:
Nope

10) Have you ever thrown up in public?:
Ha ha yes, on a few occasions

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind:
Money & my future

12) Favorite genre of music?:
Metal/Rock/Trance

13) What is your zodiac sign?:
Libra

14) What time were you born?:
1.15am 27th September 1983

15) Do you like beer?
Fucking yes I do.

16) Have you made a prank phone call?
Plenty

17) What is the most embarassing CD you own?
Slipknot - Self titled

18) Are you sarcastic?:
Sometimes, depends who im with

19) What are your favorite colors?:
Blue & Red

20) How many watches do you own?:
1

21) Summer or winter?
Summer!

22) Is anyone in love with you?
Yes

23) Favorite color to wear?:
black, grey, red, blue

24) Pepsi or Sprite?:
Pepsi Max

26) Where is your second home?:
My Dads house

27) Have you ever slapped someone?:
Yes

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom?:
One desk lamp

30) How many video games do you own?:
Shitloads of PS2, PSP & Dreamcast copies.

31) What was your first pet?:
Dog

32) Where do you want to live when your older?
Manchester Town Center.

33) Do looks matter?:
Majority of the time yes.

34) Do you use chapstick?:
Nope

35) Name 3 teachers from high school:
Barker, Bridge, Moss

36) American Eagle or Abercrombie?:
None of that shit

37) Are you too forgiving?:
Depends

38) How many children do you want?:
Zero!

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic?:
Nay

40) Favorite breakfast meal?:
Cereal, Pure Orange Juice and a bannana

41) Do you own a gun?:
Yes, an air pistol

42) Ever thought you were in love?:
Yep

43) When was the last time you cried?
Months back, one night I was pissed up (drunk)

44) What did you do 3 nights ago?:
Seen my girlfriend, then went to a mates house

45) Olive Garden?
?

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy?
No

47) Have you ever been in a castle?:
Lots

48) Nicknames?
Kempy & Gaz.

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha?
No

50) Ever been to Kentucky?
No, but ive been to KFC, Does that count?

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic?:
No

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now?
Yeah

53) Ever called somebody Boo?:
Nope

54) Do you own a dimaond ring?
No

55) Do you want to witness a tornado?
Maybe not

56) Are you happy with your life right now?:
Yeah, but i'll be more happy when I graduate and find a fucking job!

57) Do you like your hair?:
Yep

58) Does anyone have a crush on you?:
Dunno

60) What were you doing in May of 1994?
Fuck knows, probably on holiday in Spain.

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD?:
No

62) McDonalds or Wendys?
Neither, im a subway man

64) Are you closer to your mother or father?:
equal with both

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex?:
Arse, Tits, face

66) Are you afraid of the dark?
Nope

67) Have you ever eaten paste?
Nah

68) Do you own a webcam?:
No

69) Have you ever stripped?:
Yes

70) Ever broke a bone?:
No

71) Are you religious?:
Not at all

72) Do you chat on AIM often?:
Not really

73) Pringles or Lays?:
Pringles

74) Have you ever broken someones heart?:
May have

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch?:
Niether

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor?:
didn't have one

78) Has anyone ever called you a tease?
YES

79) Do you have a birth mark?
no

80) Do you own a car?
no

81) Can you cook?:
yep

82) 3 things that annoy you:
Dickheads, people who think the world revolves around them and arguments.

83) Do you text message often?
Yes

84) Money or love?
MONEY

85) Do you have any scars?:
Yep

86) What do you want more than anything right now?:
Loads of money, and a part time job

87) Do you enjoy scary movies?
Depends, majority of them bore me

88) Relationships or one night stands?:
Both

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit?:
Juicy Fruit!

90) Do you enjoy greasy food?:
Yes

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies?:
Oh yes!

92) Do you own a box of crayons?:
Nah

93) Ever had sex in a public place?:
Yes

94) Who was the last person you said i love you to?
Girlfriend

95) Who was the last person that made you mad?:
a mate of mine

96) Who was the last person that made you cry?:
Not a person, it was too much beer.

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh?:
Mum

98) Who was the last person that texted you?
my mate Stu

99) Who was the last person that called you?
Dad

[hellview]

does anyone actually read all these surveys?

[lithium royalty]

did u?

[Martin]

1) are you in a complicated relationship?
No.

2) Do you hate more than 3 people?:
No.

3) How many houses have you lived in?
5.

4) Favorite candy bar?
Snickers.

6) Have you ever tripped someone?
Probably.

7) Least favorite school subject?:
What I'm studying now. all sorts of history related stuff.

How many pairs of shoes do you own?:
3.

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD?:
NO.

10) Have you ever thrown up in public?:
Nah, well, once I think, but there weren't many people.

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind:
Music, friends, loved ones and shit I need to do (all in no specific order, they just pop up randomly).

12) Favorite genre of music?:
Rock, in one form or another.

13) What is your zodiac sign?:
Virgo.

14) What time were you born?:
Don't know.

15) Do you like beer?
YES!!!

16) Have you made a prank phone call?
Yes.

17) What is the most embarassing CD you own?
No embarassing stuff. All I own I like or liked one point in time.

18) Are you sarcastic?:
Sometimes

19) What are your favorite colors?:
Blue, black, brown.

20) How many watches do you own?:
One.

21) Summer or winter?
Between them, don't really care. Guess I prefer fall though, the melancholic feel of it I dig.

22) Is anyone in love with you?
Don't know, I do know someone likes me And it's mutual

23) Favorite color to wear?:
Same as written at favorite colours, although I am now sporting a red t-shirt.

24) Pepsi or Sprite?:
Neiter

26) Where is your second home?:
Mmmm...both my parents place and my room now I call home, with no first or second.

27) Have you ever slapped someone?:
Once. Way, way, way back.

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom?:
Two.

30) How many video games do you own?:
3 (for PC; Halflife, Grand Theft Auto and Grand Theft Auto 2).

31) What was your first pet?:
Uhm..a goldfish when I was really young.

32) Where do you want to live when your older?
Somewhere I fit in.

33) Do looks matter?:
Up to a point. It's about how you feel about how you look.

34) Do you use chapstick?:
Isn't it chopstick?
And normally no. But I can if necesarry.

35) Name 3 teachers from high school:
I know more then 3 still

36) American Eagle or Abercrombie?:
What?

37) Are you too forgiving?:
Sometimes.

38) How many children do you want?:
Right now? None yet, we'll see.

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic?:
No.

40) Favorite breakfast meal?:
Something that fills (bread, water, some fruit and coffee).

41) Do you own a gun?:
NO.

42) Ever thought you were in love?:
Yes.

43) When was the last time you cried?
Can't remember

44) What did you do 3 nights ago?:
Went to college, got back, chilled and played some poker.

45) Olive Garden?
What?

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy?
Hahaha, no.

47) Have you ever been in a castle?:
Yes.

48) Nicknames?
Tuck

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha?
No.

50) Ever been to Kentucky?
No.

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic?:
If it's a shop, no.
If it's meant as the phrase by which you name certain countries, then I think yes.

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now?
Yes

53) Ever called somebody Boo?:
No.

54) Do you own a dimaond ring?
No.

55) Do you want to witness a tornado?
If there's nobody around to get hurt, including me, definatly!

56) Are you happy with your life right now?:
In general yes. Some parts bother me and I think about it untill the musquito it is becomes an elefant.

57) Do you like your hair?:
I'm bald and I dig it.

58) Does anyone have a crush on you?:
Dunno. See question 22.

60) What were you doing in May of 1994?
Dunno.

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD?:
NO.

62) McDonalds or Wendys?
McDonalds.

64) Are you closer to your mother or father?:
Both.

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex?:
To fall in love with; eyes and smile.
To get excited about; Thighs and breasts

66) Are you afraid of the dark?
No.

67) Have you ever eaten paste?
No.

68) Do you own a webcam?:
No.

69) Have you ever stripped?:
No.

70) Ever broke a bone?:
No.

71) Are you religious?:
No. But I believe in certain things.

72) Do you chat on AIM often?:
I use Yahoo Messenger.

73) Pringles or Lays?:
Lays..well, dig both.

74) Have you ever broken someones heart?:
Yes

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch?:
Full House.

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor?:
Had several (changed every year). They were cool.

78) Has anyone ever called you a tease?
No.

79) Do you have a birth mark?
Yes.

80) Do you own a car?
No.

81) Can you cook?:
A little bit.

82) 3 things that annoy you:
Arrogance.
People not basing their opinion on anything (like people saying 'Muslims suck' for no reason (or bullshit reasons)).
Probably not being able to go see Deftones in London

83) Do you text message often?
Not really.

84) Money or love?
Both
But if I have to pick; love

85) Do you have any scars?:
Several.

86) What do you want more than anything right now?:
Several things pop up...No more worries, a certain someone right here and money to go to Deftones.

87) Do you enjoy scary movies?
Their cool

88) Relationships or one night stands?:
Relationships.

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit?:
Juicy Fruit, cuz she's cool

90) Do you enjoy greasy food?:
Sometimes

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies?:
Yes.

92) Do you own a box of crayons?:
Not any more.

93) Ever had sex in a public place?:
No.

94) Who was the last person you said i love you to?
Probably my parents

95) Who was the last person that made you mad?:
Don't remember.

96) Who was the last person that made you cry?:
Don't remember.

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh?:
One or several housemates.

98) Who was the last person that texted you?
My mom

99) Who was the last person that called you?
Jasper. A good friend from my student internship.

[Chrisbo]

Bruce Dickinson and the Beer Throwing Cunt:

"Is this some fucking joke..was it you was it?...Was it you who decided it'd be really fucking cool to throw beer? Yeah? You, the guy, the guy in the fucking skinhead, this fucking jerk..You! Yeah you, not the guy holding the beer, the guy right in front, yeah you, yeah you, yeah you the guy holding your fucking head up. Yeah the one being tapped on the head right...YOU'RE OUT OF HERE YOU MOTHER FUCKER! AND IF I EVER SEE YOU AT ANY FUCKING IRON MAIDEN SHOW AGAIN, I'LL PUNCH YOUR FUCKING HEAD, RIP IT OFF YOUR FUCKING ASS AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR BUTT YOU STUPID DICKFACE! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK THIS IS? YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING CIRCUS? WE COME TO PLAY MUSIC FOR YOU, YOU CUNT!!!"

http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=3F4FBFEF6435BE21

[tarkil]

Ha ha... Awesome...

[Teddy.]

Iron Miaden rocks da house

[Princess Layme]

I have nothing to say...

[hellview]