Bullshit Thread #7

[hydroponic82]

hey i just remembered i never went to go get a fish! 

thats awesome..

pick one up tommorow first thing.  talaipia or salmon.

i left my car door open in a parking lot for 3 hours and noone went in it. thats pretty awesome.

[Chrisbo]

Yeah dude, those parties rule. Unfortunately I havent been to one of those in ages! There was one unplanned one a few weeks ago which involved a big fluffy dice, and a bunch of strangers, it was pretty cool as well!

Do tell.

Basically just a game where we each throw the "dirty dice" and then do what it tells us. I was the first to get naked and kissed my best mate's girlfriends tit. Haha, and my best mate had to kiss someones scrote! The bad thing was we swapped dare for just getting a ballsack in your drink, and I managed to land on dare 4 times in a fucking row!!! It not nice, me no likey-ho!

[Mazzy]

have you ever overheard a nasty conversation about yourself that was obviously not intended for your burning ears?

you know, like those scenes in movies when some poor little bugger eavesdrops on his "parents" and finds out he's adopted and is all shocked and depressed even though its bleeding obvious to everyone else because the little bugger in question is in fact black while the rest of his "family" are dead ringers for the fucking brady bunch.

no? you haven't? not ever? well, you're a lucky bastard aren't you just? huh?

i guarantee you that this is not because people don't talk about you behind your back. because they do. all the time. in fact, there are probably at least 4 people you know bitching about you RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!

cope.

i myself was privy to such a conversation several months ago. i won't go into detail because i'm over it. and by "over it", i mean i only fly into uncontrollable fits of rage once a month or so. my therapist says this means i'm "healing".

i also don't want to give the backstabbing chatterboxes in question the satisfaction of publicity. but let it be known that, despite my current care-factor reading of "almost zero", back then it really fucking hurt.

there was one particular sentence uttered during this little tête-à-tête (that i'm so totally over) that lodged in my mind like a stubborn bullet, causing thought haemorrhages to spew forth from my brain on a regular basis ever since.

he said: "she really needs to get her priorities straight."

i thought: "go to hell you cuntfaced piece of dirt, my priorities are damn straight. fo shizzle."

okay, so i didn't really think "fo shizzle" at the time, because that phrase hadn't yet entered into my everyday vernacular. but it was something along those lines.

anyway, today i am going to let you be the judge of my personal priorities scale. my priorities have changed extremely little since that cursed day last year. except for number 3, which pretty much changes daily. sometimes hourly. ooh, i think it changed just then in fact.

so these are my priorities:

1) my family - this means my wonderful mum and [sometimes] dad, my beautiful sister, my devoted brothers, the blessed cats in my neighbourhood and my funny little [only living] nanna. i would do anything for these people. ANY. FUCKING. THING.

2) my friends - who are also my family in a tree-hugging, 'central perk' hanging, beverly hills 90210: the college years, amigos para siempres kinda way.

3) fucking (insert name here) - my current choice is daniel brühl from 'the edukators'. in fact, my current choice is fucking all three hotnesses from this brilliant film. i am the first to admit the tawdry selfishness of this priority. but come on, a girl's gotta get laid. well, a girl's gotta dream about getting laid at least.

4) everything else

edit:
i can't wait till tomorrow. Pagoda's self-titled comes out.

[tarkil]

1994 BC still in the house They did
Everything they could do to take us out
But like any good monster that just made us stronger
You see, they don't like us and they don't like you,
The BC fan,
'Cause they know we stand for three things
Truth, justice and fuck the american way
That word justice got me fucked up though
Twenty cops in the street, two go to jail
Thousands of people died in wars
Overseas and it's justice ?
You think they give a fuck about us ?
You're a fool
board yellow,
board brown,
board red,
board black,
board dead
Dead
board dead
board asian,
board jewish,
board latino,
board poor,
board dead
Dead
board dead
But you don't hear me though
Dead
New York , Atlanta, Chicago, Oakland, Miami, Detroit
Every day I gotta get out my muthafuckin' bed,
Put on my muthafuckin' gun,
Down in my muthafuckin' gun,
Down in my muthafuckin' pants, 'cause
Muthafucka's out here is trippin'
How the fuck you gonna get up every morning
Tryin' to worry about if you gonna make it to the next evening
Do you understand ?
Sometimes we take for granted
The little things like food, like freedom
board in somalia,
board in south america,
board in south africa,
board in south central,
board dead
Dead board dead

[Moz La Punk]

Haha, hey Fail Me you didnt had to lock the topics man... they werent THAT bad...

[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

They woulda gotten locked anyway.

[Moz La Punk]

In this place? I dont know man haha, there are some pretty wild topics out there.

[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

Meh.

9 more dude. 9 more.

[Martin]

I can get on the board from here again. Yeey!

[tarkil]

Where are you ? At your place ?

[Martin]

Nah, usually I post from this studentcentre (where you can study, type out stuff at these computers, work out, follow work shops). Couldn't access the board from these computers for a couple a days...that sucked. But, we're back

[Chrisbo]

Yeah man, the Uni computers here are pretty shitty as well man! Used to get so bored inbetween classes, and when I couldnt sign into My Space or sharing lungs, it did my nut in sometimes!

[Martin]

Yeah, it made me leave the computers alone though, get back to other stuff...like..uhm...studying and such...

[law]

laugh hard.

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&n=2&videoid=861963947

[Chrisbo]

Haha, now that was a bit silly now wasnt it 

[tarkil]

yeah... but funny...

[Breach Unborn]

this is page 311 of the bullshit thread, and 311 is one of my favorite bands. i'm gonna listen to the Music cd now. snoogans

[Jacob]

quick question: is ATF27 still around and if so what's his current nick/nicks?

[tarkil]

He is... But now that he's with his internet walrus, he's less here... As for his nick I can't remember it, but you'll recognize it... And he's not hiding...

[Jacob]

cool, thanks.