Bullshit Thread #7

[tarkil]

The more I read your stories, the more I think you are an awesome person... Really...

[tarkil]

Suicide bunnies : very funny : http://alisher.city.tomsk.net/shared/bunnies/


Cool too : http://gprime.net/flash.php/drummachine

[fireflyry]

Mazzy fucking rules.

Actually she rulez.....it's cooler with a z.

[hydroponic82]

no johnny clapnuts ... i do.


im about to roll a j and leave my office fools.


have a great outing.

[hydroponic82]

haha thats fucking awesome.

god bless you.

[fireflyry]

Word.

[alvarezbassist17]

alvarezbassist17: double vaginal is fuckin gross
DivisionDay420: what?
alvarezbassist17: when a chick gets 2 dicks in her cooter
DivisionDay420: oh yeah man
alvarezbassist17: i mean shit
alvarezbassist17: how much more gay can you get than havin your d rubbin on another guy's
DivisionDay420: lmao
DivisionDay420: thats pretty gay
alvarezbassist17: it might feel kinda good though
alvarezbassist17: hmmmm

[Fireal1222]

alvarezbassist17: double vaginal is fuckin gross
DivisionDay420: what?
alvarezbassist17: when a chick gets 2 dicks in her cooter
DivisionDay420: oh yeah man
alvarezbassist17: i mean shit
alvarezbassist17: how much more gay can you get than havin your d rubbin on another guy's
DivisionDay420: lmao
DivisionDay420: thats pretty gay
alvarezbassist17: it might feel kinda good though
alvarezbassist17: hmmmm

haha, man, that was the best talk we ever had

[Mazzy]

some malevolent cretin crashed into my friend's car last night. this rendered me unable to go to the alcohol counselling centre of which i have three days left to complete and now i'm back in my brothers room eating the mix nuts that i have hidden behind the speakers. this makes me very angry. in fact it would be fair to say that i am seething with contempt.

the low-life scum responsible seems determined to make it my friend's problem that he can't tell the difference between a green and red light. first he gives shoshanna and i a nasty case of ouchies from the impact which threw us forward causing head joltage. and now he seems unwilling to supply shoshanna with key insurance details, which leaves her liable to pay the excess on repairs. if she had $400 to spare i guarantee you she could think of better ways to spend it (which i guess is why she doesn't have $400 to spare).

as a way of channelling my rage into creative output (on advice from my mental health professional) i have written a haiku about the incident:

this friday night past
you rammed the back of my car.
eat shit and die, c*#t.

aaahhh, i feel better already. poetry is so soothing for the soul.

[manic_bastard]

once! upon a time! .. i could touch myself

[Chrisbo]

poetry is so soothing for the soul.

It's a fact

My dad had something similar to that happen to him and his car, in the sense that the one at fault was blaming the other. He was driving down this main road and this woman in a car was only looking one way to pull out, and she went right into the side of the car. The whole back wheel arch got totalled. Then she tried to say she wasnt at fault, which was just stupid. No way you looked at it could she not be at fault, she pulled out onto a main road without looking both ways, and what was my dad to do, swerve at the last minute onto oncoming traffic just to avoid being hit. All she was doing was delaying things.

[raynor]

so there's a guy at work, he's swedish and his name is.......................



guess......................












yeah raynor.

[alvarezbassist17]

alvarezbassist17: double vaginal is fuckin gross
DivisionDay420: what?
alvarezbassist17: when a chick gets 2 dicks in her cooter
DivisionDay420: oh yeah man
alvarezbassist17: i mean shit
alvarezbassist17: how much more gay can you get than havin your d rubbin on another guy's
DivisionDay420: lmao
DivisionDay420: thats pretty gay
alvarezbassist17: it might feel kinda good though
alvarezbassist17: hmmmm

haha, man, that was the best talk we ever had

haha yeah like this

alvarezbassist17: ever feel like we should probably be in rehab?
DivisionDay420: shut the fuck up
DivisionDay420: LMFAO
DivisionDay420: you fucking faggot
alvarezbassist17: hahahahahaha
DivisionDay420: just cause u said that, im gonna go smoke again
alvarezbassist17: you're such a bitch

[momo]

man look at this nerdy life guard!!!

[Crazylegs]

?

[tarkil]

momo likes to think she looks nerdy (even if it doesn't seem so)... You missed that convo when you were absent man...

[lithium royalty]

man look at this nerdy life guard!!!

that looks like an awesome beach, or is that a lake ?

[feeling like more]

does anybody else have a life that seems to revolve purely around working?

[ToneDef]

does anybody else have a life that seems to revolve purely around working?

Yeah, like the majority of the western population.

Everyone feels like that at some stage. That's life man. It's worse if you hate your job.

Maybe consider if you really need all the money you make working full time. If you don't then maybe try a part time job instead.

[Corleone]

Hey whatsup everyone, I have 2 days to waste... I was thinking about buying an acoustic guitar