Bullshit Thread #7

[Mei]

yeh it was great. it was really hot today. i'm going to go gain tomorrow

Good deal... :wink:  

[ItsClassicalAnyways]

i got out of bed today at 4pmn, then spent an hour eating pizza. how healthy.

well i suppose ive earned it.

lauras lip has swollen up and she sounds funny.

[raynor]

Raynor

[wharf rat]

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.

He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[Crazylegs]

HAH!

[feeling like more]

the old fuck next door woke me again at 7:30 thismorning clapping outside my window..

[manic_bastard]

anyone remember the Mighty Max cartoon? that cartoon kicks the ass out of any cartoon ever made.

[Mazzy]

haha that's just strange. I came home so late yesterday and I didn't want to wake anyone up so I decided to climb in through the laundry window (cause it doesn't lock), anyway by chance I managed to look behind me and I saw my neighbour peering out from his kitchen window. He probably thought I was a burglar. I just put my hands up and screamed "It's ok Sabo, it's just me". I don't know why I did it cause he doesn't even know who I am. I just climbed back down and walked to the back door and knocked.

[feeling like more]

mariam its soo nice outside and row isnt home yet to come to the beach with me

[hydroponic82]

the old fuck next door woke me again at 7:30 thismorning clapping outside my window..

shoot him in the face

[feeling like more]

the old fuck next door woke me again at 7:30 thismorning clapping outside my window..

shoot him in the face

he's old and crazy. everyone in my street calls the cops on him. we put a 'for sale' sign in front of his house the other day. it was lame, but funny. i felt like i was 13 again. haha

[hydroponic82]

the old fuck next door woke me again at 7:30 thismorning clapping outside my window..

shoot him in the face

we put a 'for sale' sign in front of his house the other day. it was lame, but funny. i felt like i was 13 again. haha

hahahahaahaha thats classic dude

but yea we all have 1 or a couple of old crazy motherfuckers living by us ..its part of the cycle man  :wink:

[feeling like more]

what made it better was the next day he called the real estate and they actually came out to his house to collect it

[hydroponic82]

hahaha you have to be kidding... karmas gonna get you for that ..but hey , karma got him first :wink:  :wink:

[feeling like more]

he throws shit at my dogs, he deserves it

[Mazzy]

He throws shit at your dog!!

That's it, it's on bitch. Call the RSPCA, they can take him to court for cruelty towards animals. What a fucking...ohhh I'm so angry I can't think of a word.

[feeling like more]

i'v actually called the cops about it and they were going to come round. but they took too long and i had to go out so i called them and said not to worry.. he made one of them bleed because he through a stick at him

[Mazzy]

Fuck the cops. They don't do shit about reported animal abuse.

RSPCA BEDE, RSPCA!!

[hydroponic82]

damn mazzy's goin off tonight


but yea like i posted before shoot him in the face..

[Mazzy]

He's an old man. That's going easy on him. Go and throw sticks and shit at him and see how he likes it.

I just hate people who abuse animals and do evil things to them.