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DeftonesATF27

#5280
May 20, 2006, 07:33 AM
Quote from: lithium royalty on May 20, 2006, 06:33 AM
this is really fuckin stupid, but incredibly funny
http://www.break.com/index/weatherrap.html

lol yes, i love you jonas. your the man.
Quote from: 4th Eye on May 20, 2006, 12:22 AM
Quote from: DeftonesATF27 on May 19, 2006, 10:47 PM
Alcohol teaches you to speak without resistance and from the trust within your soul without hesitation, respect the white man for his one great invention, alcohol.

Yeah, it's great.........sometimes....well, scratch that....usually.
Alcohol has given me some of the best and the worst times of my life.

Tonight I had fun. Drank few beers and vodka and other stuff, and my friend had his birthday and it was a fun night. Tomorrow I'm supposed to go to a HxC gig, and it's hockey all weekend so I'm not gonnna be sober.

YAY FOR ALCOHOL!!!

yay for alcohol is right.

hydroponic82

#5281
May 20, 2006, 07:37 AM
yea im goin to get some henny . a half a pint.

fuck work.


hey Atf,  kick the shit out of tim duncan for me when you see him.

DeftonesATF27

#5282
May 20, 2006, 07:38 AM
LOL shit man your the only one that can make me laugh in this drunken state.

Im so fuckin drunk i could listen to country music.

lithium royalty

#5283
May 21, 2006, 05:37 AM
Meet the IT Gigolo By Steve Kandell 


Systems Engineer "Ray Digerati" enjoys fixing computers and having sex. So he combined the two.






Name: Ray Digerati
Age: 34
Occupation: IT Gigolo





So, how long have you been a tech-support manwhore?
A few months. A friend was having trouble connecting to the Internet, this really attractive girl, and the idea just popped into my head: "Wow, it would be really nice if I could get sex for this." I placed an ad on Craigslist that read, "WILL FIX COMPUTERS FOR SEXUAL FAVORS," and I've had an overwhelming number of responses.

So, this scam actually works?
Yeah. Most of the calls I get are for spyware removal and viruses. One girl didn't even wait for me to finish the virus scan—she just grabbed me and gave me a blow job.

Do you have a set, um, pay scale?
No, I leave it up to their discretion. One girl didn't want to have intercourse, so she offered me a massage and then finished me off with a hand job. It's basically all about the time I spend: If I'm working for one or two hours, I'd like a blow job. An orgasm for every two hours of service is pretty fair. If it's something simple that I can fix in 15 minutes, I'd like to get a foot massage.

Do you ask to see photos before you make your house call? What if you walk in and the customer's just horrendous? I'm pretty open-minded. I'm a stickler for hygiene, but I don't discriminate.

This is sort of awkward, but my hard drive keeps crashing and...
No guys! I mean, I'll help you out, but for money. If you know any ladies who need their computers fixed, though, I'm ready, willing and able. 


http://www.syncmag.com/article2/0,1895,1887761,00.asp

ToneDef

#5284
May 21, 2006, 06:05 AM
Wow^^




I got my new tattoo design sorted. Just gotta take it in and get it booked up. It'll sort of be a part of my deftones one.

4th Eye

#5286
May 21, 2006, 04:59 PM
Last night in bar there was a guy who looked exactly like Michael Madsen in Kill Bill. My friend introduced himself as a huge fan from Holland and Madsen-look-a-like was all confused and embarrassed. Haha, I'm gonna watch Kill Bill now...

deftonekid

#5287
May 21, 2006, 06:43 PM
LOL

yeah i need to rewatch Kill Bill ::)

Far away

#5288
May 22, 2006, 03:02 AM

Chrisbo

#5289
May 22, 2006, 01:30 PM
Quote from: DeftonesATF27 on May 19, 2006, 10:47 PM
Alcohol teaches you to speak without resistance and from the trust within your soul without hesitation, respect the white man for his one great invention, alcohol.

Too right man! No such thing as holding back when you're on the brew! It's fucking great! Only once have I ever regretted something when pissed, but I'm at a point where awkwardness with people is bullshit, I'll just say exactly how I feel if it's necessary you know!

Quote from: Chino Moreno
You are as cool as you tell yourself you are...everybody just do what you do...have a good time...don't walk around being a punk...walk around and be excited...live your life

Far away

#5290
May 22, 2006, 06:47 PM
The power of the alcohol! Muahh..
Too bad that i stoped with it! Thats the only thing stronger than alcohol: money! :(

lithium royalty

#5291
May 23, 2006, 02:23 AM
Quote from: deftonekid on May 21, 2006, 06:43 PM
LOL

yeah i need to rewatch Kill Bill ::)

best scene in this movie is the anime scene.

deftonekid

#5292
May 23, 2006, 02:34 AM
i like the restaurant masacre scene, its pretty well directed. tarantino kicksASS!

Martin

#5293
May 23, 2006, 10:16 AM
Quote from: Chrisbo on May 22, 2006, 01:30 PM
Quote from: DeftonesATF27 on May 19, 2006, 10:47 PM
Alcohol teaches you to speak without resistance and from the trust within your soul without hesitation, respect the white man for his one great invention, alcohol.

Too right man! No such thing as holding back when you're on the brew! It's fucking great! Only once have I ever regretted something when pissed, but I'm at a point where awkwardness with people is bullshit, I'll just say exactly how I feel if it's necessary you know!

It can be a cool thing. Somethings you need to say, but don't dare, can be said.
But it can also backfire. Like, the wrong words, wrong timing or just something you think you need to say, but don't.
I'm gradually learning to shut up when drinking.

vida_mae

#5294
May 23, 2006, 05:39 PM Last Edit: May 23, 2006, 05:41 PM by vida_mae
one time ( like a month ago) i drank a whole bottle of wine, and gave this guy a lap dance..  and accidently told him what i really do for a living on saturday nights.... hahahhah!  to bad im not drunk now!

DeftonesATF27

#5295
May 23, 2006, 08:31 PM
Well ill be drinkin again tonight in compliments of my 27 year old bro who is still pimpin like hes 17 instead of 27, motherfucker is a role model, but anyway Im a do that a probably go drive around 24th street for sum tail.

Oh yeah I noticed not that many fine hunnys on the board no more, and i tryin to judge or make an issue outa it but theres like maybe 1 up above me and thats being lienant.

anyway all respect to every ladie on here anyway. late.

fireflyry

#5296
May 23, 2006, 08:42 PM
Quote from: vida_mae on May 23, 2006, 05:39 PM
one time ( like a month ago) i drank a whole bottle of wine, and gave this guy a lap dance..  and accidently told him what i really do for a living on saturday nights.... hahahhah!  to bad im not drunk now!

Me too except it was sherry.
 
Quote from: tiger modeThats why we're all here. Deftones - common ground.

onlythclouds

#5297
May 23, 2006, 08:45 PM
im sitting at work right now, bored as hell. havent done anything in the last hour and a half. but i did just smoke a bowl. i think now im gonna go shoot rocks at birds with thisngshot i have here.

i love my job.

vida_mae

#5299
May 23, 2006, 10:55 PM
Quote from: fireflyry on May 23, 2006, 08:42 PM
Quote from: vida_mae on May 23, 2006, 05:39 PM
one time ( like a month ago) i drank a whole bottle of wine, and gave this guy a lap dance..  and accidently told him what i really do for a living on saturday nights.... hahahhah!  to bad im not drunk now!

Me too except it was sherry.

YES, but did you finish him off??
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