Bullshit Thread #7

[Sam]

So I just got back in from H-town...man I fucking swear that place is going to hell.  I arrived at the bus station and they got a KFC in there, so I bought some chicken nuggets and my dad was waiting for me outside.  We're walking to the parking lot and black hobo #1 pops outta left field and he sees my chicken nuggets and he's like "Maynnnn help me out here maynnn"  So I gave him my box of chicken nuggets and felt pretty good about it.  We get to his truck and black hobo #2 literally popped out of the shadows and he's like "I haven't eaten I haven't eaten help me please please please.."  So I gave him a dollar and told him to buy himself a hamburger from McDonald's.  That same night my dad takes me to see a live band at an ice house and after all that drinking and shit, we get out to the truck and yet another homeless person comes outta nowhere asking for change so he can buy a beer.  I admired his honesty and hooked him up with said change and we got the FUCK out of there.  I have to say right now, Houston needs to fucking shape up.  That place is SHITTY.

hahaha, theres no hobos in austin?

and to tell you the truth theres more crackheads than hobos.

i love houston man, i've never been to austin, but i picture everyone wearing longhorn hats and drinkin shiner bock

Yeah there's hobos in Austin but if it were my first time to Houston I'd have to say it's a shitty experience, fuckin 3 crackheaded hobos approaching me asking me for my chicken nuggets.  that's some fucked up shit.

[Mei]

Ranch Wheat Thins are the shiznit.

[Sam]

Indeed they are

[Mei]

Hell Yea! 

Sam, how are you....

[Far away]

I hereby dedicate today's episode in honour of Far Away, the boards filthiest little monkey.

I think me DeftoneKid and Chrisbo shoud start a crew on here, an opposing force to the Def-threats.

Tell me the name!

[tarkil]

i think this is pretty cool
http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://www.deftonesworld.com/board

Yeah it's funny...

[Martin]

Another thing; I seem to miss Assassin, in the way that, when I'm online she's not and vice versa, while we were online at the same time, most of the time...I think...
I do however seem to be online at the same time Chrisbo is all the time.

She hasnt been online much because she's been busy, and is now off on a wee trip to London, so wont be back on until next week or something. Unless she can fit her computer in the car or something I dunno! But yeah, this has become my regular time to be on during the holidays, get up at 2, have something to eat, think about all the things I could or should be doing today, then go on the Internet instead! Laziness is a virtue (sometimes)!

Ow right! I remember her saying something about that! With 2 friends right?
I have the tendency to get through the day the same way you do haha SUCKS!

[Crazylegs]

def threats is a country club, we get together and have brunch on sundays.
we've also been around much longer than billings estimates, we've actually been around since 1982. Ry is also a member. membership is exclusive to elite members, applications are available via PM.


                                                     -management

what is really def threats, why would i want to join?

[black coffee]

you take it serious man, you should really join them.

[Sam]

I feel compelled to do a drive-by on one of the def-threats members' houses for some reason...someone should start a rival gang, that would be interesting.

[fireflyry]

Oh oh me please!!!!

Oh...what's a drive-by?

[Crazylegs]

I was a victim of a drive-by once. This dude drove past me, rolled down his window and pointed a gun at me. After he shot me, i realized that it was a soft gun. Scary as hell though.

[fireflyry]

A guy at my school did that with a BB gun and got kicked out as a result.

Dumb shit.

[Sam]

lol..yeah man that's scary.  What crazylegs said, that's a drive-by.  Gangstaz do it to eachother sometimes.

[fireflyry]

Oh...I thought you meant rocking round with pizza and a few beers.

My bad.

[Sam]

Hahahaha   

[Chrisbo]

def threats is a country club, we get together and have brunch on sundays.
we've also been around much longer than billings estimates, we've actually been around since 1982. Ry is also a member. membership is exclusive to elite members, applications are available via PM.


                                                     -management

Oh right now I get it! Brunch on sundays? Sounds cool!

what is really def threats, why would i want to join?

For the Sunday Brunches.

Oh...I thought you meant rocking round with pizza and a few beers.

My bad.

Haha, good one!

[fireflyry]

All I know is Lith told me I would get more "action" and free long island ice teas if I put it in my sig.....

*waits*

[Chrisbo]

Long Island Iced Tea!

Mmmmmm! 

[tarkil]

Long Island Iced Tea!

Mmmmmm!