Bullshit Thread #7

[Sam]

Haha the cops just came in and 'raided' my house.  Supposedly a neighbor heard and saw 4 guys chuck a rock at my window or break it or something...and it just so happens one of our windows is partially broken.  But..nothing happened.  I heard them yelling from the living room and they had their guns and flashlights drawn on my friend while he sleeping on the couch..hahaha...the look on his face was priceless.  But yeah.  It was the apartments next door.  Glad to know that the cops care about our well being though.

[ToneDef]

You were lucky they didn't shoot your friend, knock you out and plant the gun on you. They do that shit for fun. Or so I hear.

Fuck tha Police. Fu - Fu - Fuck tha Police

[ToneDef]

lol i know! like it said in there..how many boyfriends have died of blue balls??? a million i'm sure

I would say that's being a tad optimistic.Dayum!!

I would pay a lot of money, and I mean a lot of money to fuck her for a good few hours before finally coming over her tits and face.

[DeftonesATF27]

My Own Summer is Seattle's finest riff ever played

[Martin]

I feel like shit.

[fireflyry]

Considering you saw Will Haven live my sympathy for you is some what muted.

You lucky bugger!!

[Martin]

Hahaha I see your point
Will post pics and some clips when I get home though, for what it's worth!

[Chrisbo]

Hehe, good shit Tuck!

Anger Management was on the TV yesterday. Meatball, the cat, rules!!!111!!!

[lithium royalty]

The Pivot Questionnaire
("Inside Actor's Studio" Questions)

These 10 questions originally came from a French series, "Bouillon de Culture" hosted by Bernard Pivot. 
They're better known as the questions that James Lipton asks every guest at the end of "Inside the Actor's Studio" show.

Answers them for yourself, and have fun with your friends. You'll be  amazed at how much they reveal about a person's thoughts, feelings and beliefs.


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1. What is your favorite word?
2. What is your least favorite word?
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
4. What turns you off?
5. What is your favorite curse word?
6. What sound or noise do you love?
7. What sound or noise do you hate?
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
9. What profession would you not like to do?
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?




do the lipton quiz fuckers

[lithium royalty]

what the fuck?


what the fuck?

WHAT THE..... WHAT THE FUCK?

WHAT THE.....FUCK?!?!?!?!?!!!


-KORN

[deftonekid]

1. What is your favorite word? me
2. What is your least favorite word? dunno
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? deftones, alcohol, chicks
4. What turns you off? many things
5. What is your favorite curse word? fuck
6. What sound or noise do you love? defones music
7. What sound or noise do you hate? bad music
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? publicist
9. What profession would you not like to do? politician
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? come on join the orgy!!!

[raynor]

i wonder how many people have had deftoneskid's avatar though the years?

[deftonekid]

i wonder the same

[Crazylegs]

I have a battery up my nose at this very moment, feels kinda good.

[TheProzacFairy]

interesting

[Crazylegs]

i know, it's not there anymore though.

[TheProzacFairy]

lies...its like a hobby of yours 

[Crazylegs]

now my finger is up there. Hey, GOLD!

[Assassin]

My friend sent me this today, it's pretty funny.

http://s57.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=11IYCZNGKLV3J0VPWZ7B47N1XM

[Assassin]

Would I be correct in saying that Igor Cavalera is an awesome drummer?