Bullshit Thread #7

[fireflyry]

Oh it will be evil...soooooo evil....

[Assassin]

Yeah baby yeah!

You'll make the guy go like this:

[fireflyry]

I'm thinking more...



..or even better....

[Martin]

Still think it's sad for the kitty...

[fireflyry]

Still think it's sad for the kitty...

In what way?

[Fireal1222]

my dad just told me that one of my old friends' dad died. i feel really bad

[hydroponic82]

I'm thinking more...

haha what was that fuckers name? Winston?

[fireflyry]

I think so.

my dad just told me that one of my old friends' dad died. i feel really bad

Sorry to hear that man.Chin up.

[TheProzacFairy]

Anywhere.

I have this workmate right, real cool guy but we are both jokesters (think those two sales reps in "The Office" but extremely good looking while remaining modest).We are forever doing dumb shit to each other and the other night I snuck down to the car park and taped a big "Honk if your a dork" sign on his car.It was a friday and apparently it took him all weekend to figure out why people were honking and  laughing at him.

Anyway I get to work today and as soon as I sit down my boss walks up to me and starts talking...something along the lines of "Blah, blah, blahdy blah blah" anyway I pretend to give a shit while booting up my PC...WHAMMO!!!

Big pic of 4 guys sucking each other off as my wallpaper.

So my boss sees it and takes off like he's late for a wedding and has been avoiding me all day.

FUCK!!!!

My workmate is still in fits.Whanker!!!

LMFAO!! OMG! Yeah def. get some revenge duder...Look at it this way, at least now you're boss won't come up to you and bug you anymore w/ his blah blah blahs LOL 

[ToneDef]

http://www.filecabi.net/phun/file/kimbo-vrs-rasta/wmv

[Mei]

Thunderstorms are fucking gay. Lightning struck a tree in front of my house last night and completely fried my monitor and internet modem with it's surge. Mother Nature is a bitch...

[black coffee]

ISAAC HAYES is giving "South Park" the shaft.

Hayes, the longtime voice of Chef, has quit "South Park," saying he can no longer stomach its take on religion.

We mean Scientology.

We're not sure what he means.

Hayes, who has played the school cook in the animated Comedy Central satire since 1997, said in a statement yesterday that he feels a line has been crossed.

"There is a place in this world for satire, but there is a time when satire ends and intolerance and bigotry towards religious beliefs of others begins," the soul singer and Scientologist said.

"Religious beliefs are sacred to people, and at all times should be respected and honored," he continued. "As a civil-rights activist of the past 40 years, I cannot support a show that disrespects those beliefs and practices."

Hmmmm...

Back in 1999, "South Park" was taken to task by the Catholic League for an episode in which the boys meet a priest who discusses resurrection, and Kyle, whose dad is having sexual dysfunction problems, hears "erection" and the next thing you know Cartman is being hung from a cross to see if, when he dies, he has one.

There was no sound from Isaac Hayes.

And after a 2003 episode that had fun at the expense of the Mormons? Hayes said nothing.

All the Satan references? No word from Hayes.

What about "Passion of the Jew," "Christian Hard Rock" and "Red Hot Catholic Love"?

Oh, Isaac. We can't hear you, Isaac.

"South Park" co-creator Matt Stone said yesterday, "This is 100 percent having to do with his faith of Scientology... . He has no problem - and he's cashed plenty of checks - with our show making fun of Christians."

But last November, "South Park" targeted the Church of Scientology and its celebrity followers, including actors Tom Cruise and John Travolta, in a top-rated episode called "Trapped in the Closet." In the episode, Stan, one of the show's four mischievous fourth-graders, is hailed as a reluctant savior by Scientology leaders, while a cartoon Cruise locks himself in a closet and won't come out.

Stone said he and co-creatorTrey Parker "never heard a peep out of Isaac in any way until we did Scientology. He wants a different standard for religions other than his own, and to me, that is where intolerance and bigotry begin."

[fireflyry]

Stink.

If you can't laugh at yourself.Sounds like Issac sets double standards, pity as the Chef rocked.

[Far away]

I'm thinking more...

haha what was that fuckers name? Winston?

I think so!

[DeftonesATF27]

I've just sprayed some AXE body spray "pheonix" flavor in my room to get rid of the weed smoke smell and it sprinkled into my New fresh cup of water.

[hydroponic82]

red beans and rice is fuckin awsome..i love cajun food . ill miss it when i leave this peice of shit city.

[hellview]

art homework.

[hydroponic82]

^^  the matrix 12

[TheProzacFairy]

I know kung foo

[DeftonesATF27]

The rain falls hard on a humdrum town
This town has dragged you down
Oh, the rain falls hard on a humdrum town
This town has dragged you down
Oh, no, and everybody's got to live their life
And God knows I've got to live mine
God knows I've got to live mine
William, William it was really nothing
William, William it was really nothing
It was your life ...

How can you stay with a fat girl who'll say :
"Oh ! Would you like to marry me ?
"And if you like you can buy the ring"
She doesn't care about anything
Would you like to marry me ?
And if you like you can buy the ring
I don't dream about anyone - except myself !
Oh, William, William it was really nothing
William, William