Bullshit Thread #7

[Assassin]

Now that's what I call a power ballad! Hahaha.

So do you have a song named after me?

[DeftonesATF27]

Don't worry man...we already recorded "ATF27".It's a ballard made from samples of horses farting.

A ballad? hey im honered, im a lover. Ballads are my Fav.

[Assassin]

I can actually vouch for that.

[DeftonesATF27]

I can actually vouch for that.

Yeah you can. "everybody's workin for the weekend"

[fireflyry]

I can actually vouch for that.

You can?Sounds dodgy.

[Assassin]

Believe me, it is.

So, do you have a song named after me then?

I can actually vouch for that.

Yeah you can. "everybody's workin for the weekend"

You're forgetting one...

[DeftonesATF27]

If he has a song named after you Assassin called Assassin, im sure it starts out with some speedy metal butt rock riff.

Yeah you can. "everybody's workin for the weekend"


You're forgetting one...

ooooooo yeah. Sorry i was in a Prince Mr boombostic lover lover mood at that paticular moment.

[fireflyry]

It's called "Song in the key of A with a tinge of angst and a purple jelly bean".It's more death/grind/math/goth/metal/grind/hardcore really.

[Assassin]

Wow, randomness. I feel honoured. What's the most interesting part of the song?

[fireflyry]

Well I hit the tables harder than DJ Hype at one point and do a nu-metal scratch which goes:

A..a..a..a..assassin..in..in..in..in..ate...w..w..w..w..word to the mother..wiggy..wiggy...

It pwns.

[DeftonesATF27]

It's called "Song in the key of A with a tinge of angst and a purple jelly bean".It's more death/grind/math/goth/metal/grind/hardcore really.

It's called "Song in the key of A with a tinge of angst and a purple jelly bean".It's more death/grind/math/goth/metal/grind/hardcore really.

Yes those are all genres i enjoy, in that same order, all at the same time

[Assassin]

Well I hit the tables harder than DJ Hype at one point and do a nu-metal scratch which goes:

A..a..a..a..assassin..in..in..in..in..ate...w..w..w..w..word to the mother..wiggy..wiggy...

It pwns.

Haha yeah I bet. Sounds good, hit me up with it some time.

So... what are your views on cheese?

[fireflyry]

No such thing as too much.

[Assassin]

That's definitely true.

Ok your turn.

[fireflyry]

Mmmm....b4,g7?

[Assassin]

Haha. Sink or whatever you say.

Man, the RATM version of N.W.A.'s 'Fuck The Police' kicks serious fucking ass! I'm uploading it.

So dude, are you at work?

[fireflyry]

Yes....did you really have to remind me?

:-P

[Assassin]

Oh sorry dude! Where would you rather be?

[fireflyry]

Anywhere.

I have this workmate right, real cool guy but we are both jokesters (think those two sales reps in "The Office" but extremely good looking while remaining modest).We are forever doing dumb shit to each other and the other night I snuck down to the car park and taped a big "Honk if your a dork" sign on his car.It was a friday and apparently it took him all weekend to figure out why people were honking and  laughing at him.

Anyway I get to work today and as soon as I sit down my boss walks up to me and starts talking...something along the lines of "Blah, blah, blahdy blah blah" anyway I pretend to give a shit while booting up my PC...WHAMMO!!!

Big pic of 4 guys sucking each other off as my wallpaper.

So my boss sees it and takes off like he's late for a wedding and has been avoiding me all day.

FUCK!!!!

My workmate is still in fits.Whanker!!!

[Assassin]

HAHAHA!!!

OMG that's fucking hilarious! So have you planned your revenge yet? It's going to take some deep thought to match that!