Bullshit Thread #7

[The Captain]

haha, I wouldn't diss it in the thread anyway

[Mazzy]

I'm thinking of putting the first and only rule of that thread when it emerges in the beginning. I'm thinking somewhere along the lines of - DO NOT USE THIS THREAD TO SPREAD YOUR PROPAGANDA AND CONSPIRACEY THEORIES. SPECIFICALLY FOR THE MUSIC ONLY. WE ALL KILLED KURT COBAIN SO SHUT THE FUCK UP.

I'm thinking it's a little in your face and up the ass but it'll do the job.

[The Captain]

Next time I tease a girl, I think I'm gonna say "I'm just bustin your ovaries" like how you say "I'm just bustin your balls" to a guy.

[Mazzy]

Something really sad is happening tonight.

[The Captain]

Oh calm down, I'm just kidding

[Fireal1222]

Next time I tease a girl, I think I'm gonna say "I'm just bustin your ovaries" like how you say "I'm just bustin your balls" to a guy.

if you use that line.. you certainly wont bust her ovaries anytime soon




say this instead. yo baby gotta dolla..... she'll have her titties in your hands within seconds

[The Captain]

I'm gonna say that with my hands in my pickets just to see what happens

[Mazzy]

Next time I tease a girl, I think I'm gonna say "I'm just bustin your ovaries" like how you say "I'm just bustin your balls" to a guy.

if you use that line.. you certainly wont bust her ovaries anytime soon




say this instead. yo baby gotta dolla..... she'll have her titties in your hands within seconds

Has that been tested and proved? Just wondering.

[Martin]

Ping Pong rules  

[The Captain]

To anyone who might miss me, I'm leaving in the morning to go to Utah for the funeral, gonna ge gone a week or 2 though. I'll be back to my usual spamming before you know it.

Leaving for the train station in a half hour, I'm out this bitch. Miss me.

[Martin]

'Till later and take care  

[Fireal1222]

Next time I tease a girl, I think I'm gonna say "I'm just bustin your ovaries" like how you say "I'm just bustin your balls" to a guy.

if you use that line.. you certainly wont bust her ovaries anytime soon




say this instead. yo baby gotta dolla..... she'll have her titties in your hands within seconds

Has that been tested and proved? Just wondering.

yes, i do it all the time... watch



hey mazzy. yo baby gotta dolla



she just put her titties in my hands

[alvarezbassist17]

hahahahaha

[Martin]

hahahahaha

[ItsClassicalAnyways]

some weird indian guy asked me if i was gay and wanted to drink with him in his car today, fucking weirdo.

[vida_mae]

Hey how you doin lil mama? lemme whisper in your ear
Tell you sumthing that you might like to hear
You got a sexy ass body and your ass look soft
Mind if I touch it? and see if its soft
Naw I'm jus playin' unless you say I can
And im known to be a real nasty man
And they say a closed mouth dont get fed
So I don't mind asking for head
You heard what I said, we need to make our way to the bed
And you can start usin' yo head
You like to fuck, have yo legs open all in da butt
Do it up slappin ass cuz the sex gets rough
Switch the positions and ready to get down to business
So you can see what you've been missin'
You might had some but you never had none like this
Just wait til you see my dick

Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Wait til you see my dick
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Imma beat dat pussy up
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Wait you see my dick
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Imma beat dat pussy up

Like B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM

Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy
Up, Beat da pussy up

[verse 2]

You fine, but I aint gone sweat ya
See I wanna fuck, tell me whats up
Walk around the club with yo thumb in ya mouth
Put my dick in, take your thumb out
There might be a lil kosher to deal with
Wet fat hoe's they dont spill shit
I keep a hoe hot when I'm puttin' in work
Wanna skeet skeet you bout to get your feelin's hurt
Cuz I'll beat dat cat with a dog
And knock da walls of a broad til she scrawl
Like (OOOOOH!)
Yea something like that, but it depends on the swing of the baseball bat
Fuck a bitch on da counter make the
Plates fall Back
On the floor she aint screamin she a nut so they crack
Crack...crack
Fuck that bend over imma give you the dick

Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Wait til you see my dick
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Imma beat dat pussy up
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Wait you see my dick
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Imma beat dat pussy up

Like B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM

Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy
Up, Beat da pussy up

[ItsClassicalAnyways]

why oh why have you got jordan for your avatar?

[Moz La Punk]

I think she's a non-secret lesbo.

But I think all girls are.

[ItsClassicalAnyways]

really? i think shes the personification of everything i hate.

[vida_mae]

whaaaat! you dont know me, so quit trippn playa...