Bullshit Thread #7

[hydroponic82]

the real deftones.

[hydroponic82]

the real deftones.

[Fireal1222]

basketball game soon!


then footballs on tv when i get home!!

[black coffee]

why am I quoting this, it doesn't even make sense

[hydroponic82]

[hydroponic82]

[CentralIllNoise]

last night we had people over in my room and a phone rang and the ringer was fall out boy. when it came on i said "girls, one of your phone's is ringing" then this guy was like, that's mine dude. i'm not taking a shot at azwethink by saying this, but it was kinda funny that i automatically thought it was a girls phone and it was some guy

[hydroponic82]

haha

falloutboy

[hydroponic82]

[TheProzacFairy]

the real deftones.

Whooaaa!!

[hydroponic82]

[Assassin]

So you do know where the bullshit thread is then, hydro...

[TheProzacFairy]

I'm starving balls....but theres nothing to eat here.

[hydroponic82]

So you do know where the bullshit thread is then, hydro...

[Assassin]

So you do know where the bullshit thread is then, hydro...

I'll take that as a yes.

[TheProzacFairy]

So later i'm at the pool hall and this girl comes up and she's all like awwww and i'm like YEAH WHATEVA!
 :lol:

that song rules

[Assassin]

:roll:

Some people are seriously messed up.

[TheProzacFairy]

HAHAHA!!  :lol:

[CentralIllNoise]

oh yes....

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever

As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress

Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.

Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

[TheProzacFairy]

I never found this chuck norris stuff to be funny