Bullshit Thread #7

[alvarezbassist17]

i talked to fireal tonight.  be jealous.

[TheProzacFairy]

Now thats a moped.... :lol:

[CentralIllNoise]

you're a moped

[fightclubche]

Your sister is a moped.

[TheProzacFairy]

Your grandma's sisters former roommate!

[fightclubche]

No.

[hydroponic82]

this dude fucking rules

[TheProzacFairy]

Is that Matisyahu?

[hydroponic82]

yes. a reggae god.

[TheProzacFairy]

yes. a reggae god.

Hell yes! I agree

[DeftonesATF27]

i knew he smoked bud, i could tell.

[hydroponic82]

he smokes very good i imagine. got the spirit of marley in him .

[Mazzy]

Melbourne was Niv and Artie holding hands while sleeping, getting dressed and undressed on the train, tomato soup and organic rye bread in the morning, vegan Indian food at night, strolling through aisles at an all night supermarket, piggy back rides on the streets of Fitzroy, being a girl with two crazy boys, looking to buy biscuits before sundown, making friends with strangers at 3am and never seeing them again, 4hr conversations with a gloriously blossoming pregnant woman and her shirtless partner, taking photographs with our hands, falling asleep next to a heater that's pretty much been put up to cover the wall stain, wearing a bikini to bed, meeting a woman called Svetlana (the not-real-Russian Superman to my not-real-Australian Clark Kent), using a feminine Hebrew greeting to every stranger on the street, being flirted in an extremely obscene manner by a drunk 28 year old, blonde boy with honky nose much taller than myself at 4am who says thank you with all his heart, knowing that it is possible to find chai tea with soymilk everywhere you go, ankles and feet and knees and all that's in between swelling up and not fitting into new pair of Birkenstocks anymore, being found more attractive without my least favourite spectacles. Yeah man, fart jokes as the highest form of humour, toy accordions for forty-five dollars, water that's always the right kind of cold when you need it, not needing to curl hair at night due to amazing inconsistencies in water pressure, not missing anyone but wishing they were there with you too, Niv waking up for a morning walk and accidentally forgetting who he was, late night – early morning trance party at a place called 'Jerusalem Felafel', yelling 'misty bush' at every Mitsubishi car driving past, free organic doughnuts that one would have paid a large sum and waited in a long line for, feeling inspired about being a chick listening to vagina-political slam poetry, forgetting to eat more than once a day, buying and losing a rainbow-coloured umbrella in the same day, being recognised by people, sorry I don't actually have a business card, fitting into a size 10ish dress by means of wearing it as a skirt, rice-based ice cream by the handful, Niv deciding that he's finally starting to 'get' me, passing out from sleep while on the phone with my mum, impromptu blues battles won by a Rastafarian-like man equipped with a voice reminiscent of Louis Armstrong and a harmonica, swimming in the beach whilst having secret conversations with sharks, having a really remarkable complexion without using any product, encouraging beard growth to all, a bottle of flavoured soymilk.

[tarkil]

Wow, all that in 2 days.....  :shock:

Seemed fun... I wish I'd go to Australia some day....  :?

[ToneDef]

I'd go there just to visit the set of Neighbours. Harold is the fucking man.

[DarkHorse]

[DarkHorse]

i'm gonna go make myself an awesome breakfast.

[ToneDef]

How come there are always guests online, even though this board doesn't allow guests?

[BigDave]

some chav skanks ruined my coffee in prego's today, debating whether they should get a job or go on the dole.  cunts.

[The Captain]

How come there are always guests online, even though this board doesn't allow guests?

That is weird, but what's weirder to me is the fact that there are always a ton of them. Look! 21 fucking guests! It's fucking creepy!