Bullshit Thread #7

[ToneDef]

I'm hidden 'cause I'm ashamed of how much time I spend on here. I'm unemployed at the moment though, so I got an excuse.

[hydroponic82]

I'm hidden 'cause I'm ashamed of how much time I spend on here.

yea exactly.... im employed  so that makes it worse.

i still wreck pussy like john holmes though so dont get it twisted.

[ToneDef]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7029732167048902865&q=drums

[hydroponic82]

that little bastard got a new cymbal for christmas........

[ToneDef]

I know. I hear next year he's receiving a punch in the face though for not using it properly.

I'm gonna make a new av sometime today.

[fireflyry]

I'm hidden 'cause I'm ashamed of how much time I spend on here. I'm unemployed at the moment though, so I got an excuse.

I just have a shit job where my employer has no idea what giving staff members internet access really does to his profit margins.

For some reason I can deal with that.

[DarkHorse]

i'm going to sleep

[hydroponic82]

turn off the kitchen light.....me too fuck work.

[Martin]

I'm hidden 'cause I'm ashamed of how much time I spend on here. I'm unemployed at the moment though, so I got an excuse.

Haha word.
I like it here though, but I'm missing doing stuff in a day like crazy.
Soon though, I hope to go Back to School.
Get my full mental health back as well.

[Martin]

Where's Chrisbo at?
And where's Lisa? They have internet in London! :cool:

[vida_mae]

i ran out of dog food, and i wont be able to get any until friday.. so i have been cooking my dog eggs and toast every day... hes so picky, i have to cut the eggs off, because he will just leave them on the plate...  then he looks at me like.. um,  you burnt the toast idiot..thanks.

[TheProzacFairy]

i ran out of dog food, and i wont be able to get any until friday.. so i have been cooking my dog eggs and toast every day... hes so picky, i have to cut the eggs off, because he will just leave them on the plate...  then he looks at me like.. um,  you burnt the toast idiot..thanks.

What a spoiled fucker

[tarkil]

50 things a woman can't do... :lol:



1. Know anything about cars, other than the colour
2. Understand a plot of a film
3. Go 24 hours without texting someone
4. Build a shed
5. Throw
6. Run
7. Park
8. Fart
9. Read a map
10.Rob a bank
11.Resist IKEA
12.Sit still
13.Tell a joke
14.Play pool
15.Pay for dinner
16.Eat a kebab while walking
17.Piss out of a train window
18.Argue without shouting
19.Get bollocked without crying
20.Understand fruit machines
21.Walk PAST a shoe shop
22.Make a decent bacon sandwich
23.Not comment on a strangers clothes
24.Use small amounts of toilet paper
25.Let you sleep when you have a hangover
26.Drink a pint GRACEFULLY
27.Pay for a round
28.Throw a punch
29.Do magic
30.Like your friends
31.Enjoy porn
32.Admit that men ARE better drivers
33.Eat a phal curry
34.Get to the point
35.Buy plain envelopes
36.Take less than 20 minutes using the toilet
37.Sit in a room for 5 minutes without saying ´I´m cold´
38.Go shopping without telephoning 20 mates
39.Avoid credit card debt
40.Dive into a pool
41.Assemble furniture
42.Form a GOOD rock group
43.Set a video recorder
44.Not try and change you
45.Watch a war film
46.Understand why flirting results in violence
47.Spend a day on their own
48.Go to the toilet on their own
49.Buy a purse that actually fits in a pocket
50.Choose a video quickly

[DarkHorse]

haha  34.Get to the point

some of those are true from my observations.

[DeftonesATF27]

I can name 50 things a woman can do but most males on here wouldnt be familair with them. Respek to all the ladies. Yes, i am riko suave.

[Fireal1222]

What yo man got to do with me? I ain't tryin to hear dat see!

i remember seeing that video when i was mad young

[tarkil]

some of those are true from my observations.

From mine too... That's what makes it even funnier...

[tarkil]

Michael Jackson and the Chocolate Factory... :lol:

http://www.startcolorado.com/flash/chocofac/Q102.swf

[manic_bastard]

ghost bitch

[DarkHorse]

were you rocked when you checked your myspace?