Bullshit Thread #7

[hydroponic82]

good luck.  better go strapped.

[hydroponic82]

[DeftonesATF27]

Bullshit-ok. whats bullshit is i havent fucking slept in over a day. im on probabtion, now the goverment wants my pee except i cant mop their fuckin face with it. i wanna sleep but im not tired, i wanna poop but im constapated, im gross but thats the truth. and im getting lame and i know it.

a girl has me down, i cant get it up, im depressed all day, im happy all night, i cant smoke weed, i can smoke weed, ill get caught, theyll catch me, they'll rape me, im boring, im hott, my penis is soft and i cant get laid.

ive got committments i dont feel committed to commit. i dont wanna do anything except be a morbid lonely asshole on the deftonesworld.com message board. and if i continu this way i will look like nick nolte's mug shot.


this right here is my verison of isnt it ironic because it really fucking is.

[Mazzy]

No no no, this isn't Brisbane. I need a cigarette man, so bad. Watch me desert my friend tomorrow and hitch to Newcastle or something haha I've done it before.

I'm going to miss you for a few days then I'll be back and be all neutral, make fun of tyler a little and spread my vegan propaganda around hahahaha

SHITTY MELBOURNE WEATHER, HERE I COME <3333

[hydroponic82]

ill miss you too my love.




and ATF welcome to my world nigga.. itll be 4 years this may ive been on probation . but im getting off then so its cool. i thought i couldnt smoke either but buy AOZ cranberry pills. right before you go take your test flush with it . down a whole bottle and make sure you drink alot of water . it wont show up. i cant do it anymore cause this cunt ( my p.o. ) comes to the house .
i started with 3 years and got another tacked on because i failed 2 tests.
and your to young to be worrin about females dude . play the feild.
what you did to get put on probation?
i was an accessory in a drug deal and got caught with enough marijuana and pain killers for a felony.

[DeftonesATF27]

ill miss you too my love.




and ATF welcome to my world nigga.. itll be 4 years this may ive been on probation . but im getting off then so its cool. i thought i couldnt smoke either but buy AOZ cranberry pills. right before you go take your test flush with it . down a whole bottle and make sure you drink alot of water . it wont show up. i cant do it anymore cause this cunt ( my p.o. ) comes to the house .
i started with 3 years and got another tacked on because i failed 2 tests.
and your to young to be worrin about females dude . play the feild.
what you did to get put on probation?
i was an accessory in a drug deal and got caught with enough marijuana and pain killers for a felony.

.....AOZ cranberry pills.... ok i wrote that down, thanks for the tip.
Oh yeah and i got tempted by the devil on december 26th to still a six pack for a holiday buzz and got cot, beat up, and had my weed taken from me. heres my charges: 1 Criminal possesion of a dangerous drug (yeah dangerous maybe if i smoked it out of a cops asshole)
2. Drug paraphanliea (zig zags are illegal i guess, i guess you can go to jail for having paper, fucking paper)
3. Theft (i'll admit to this one, it was fucking stupid and i knew it before i did it, i just really wanted to get a holiday buzz, and the devil was on my shoulder.)

[hydroponic82]

damn you are smokedogg.... how the hell did you think you were gonna get a 6 pack outta the store? or did you just take it and run out ,and got caught. you gotta send me some of what you smokin homie.  

gangstaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[DeftonesATF27]

damn you are smokedogg.... how the hell did you think you were gonna get a 6 pack outta the store? or did you just take it and run out ,and got caught. you gotta send me some of what you smokin homie.  

gangstaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

it was a six pack of cans, im pretty good at stealing beer (done it about 50 times before) its the only thing ive ever stole or felt like stealing. some times i just wanna go up to the counter and throw the money at them and tell them they can keep the change so then it wouldnt be stealing but no they have to make it difficult. I aint smokin shit now, fuck it, i want my freedom back. ill hit you up when i get off though. send you like a first class joint of montana's finest.

[hydroponic82]

lets wait till im off too . fair transaction. eye for an eye.

[hydroponic82]

[black coffee]

if i was in australia, i'd go and watch some australian open matches. damn.

[lithium royalty]

what is that tennis or gold? either or they're both for fags! haha j/k

never had to do a beer run, grew up with a bunch of drunks, so there was always liquor/beer around. and plenty of it too.

[tarkil]

Noooooooo, damn you alvarezbassist, you ruined it all.... My spam, my dear spam....

My preeeeeciouuuuuussssssssssssss !!!!!    :twisted:

[CentralIllNoise]

^you should use the Nosebleed board, it's sweet

[tarkil]

Well, I'm more used to this one and I like it better... More readable imo. But well, to each his own...

[vida_mae]

if i was in australia, i'd go and watch some australian open matches. damn.

you could watch me beat your ass at tennis as well..

[vida_mae]

And che, I will survive to see your arse in June you poodle. Get your tent ready!!

ya che, pitch that big tent of yours....

[fightclubche]

Maybe next week when I go camping.

[vida_mae]

Maybe next week when I go camping.

You dont go camping.. thats where you live......  in a tent.. in the woods.

Homeless.

[ToneDef]

I like my username. I like it how a large percentage of new board members probably type it as their username when registering, only to be told it's been taken. Both times the board crashed I managed to retain my title. I like that.