Bullshit Thread #7

[DeftonesATF27]

what you smokin tonight dog?

some scwhim diggity or some kill.

Stress.

[fireflyry]

Gattaca is a great movie.

[vida_mae]

somethings wrong with me.


maybe soon my insomnia will cancel out my depression...  :cry:

i've been having real trouble sleeping recently, i'm on sleeping tablets atm.

are those over the counter? have you seen that commercial for that new sleep aide drug Lunesta? or have you taken it? ive read a little about it and its suppose to treat depression as well.... huh. kill 2 birds with one stone...

[The Captain]

It makes your depression sleepy.

You know when you want something really really bad and you close your eyes and wish? God's the one who ignores you.

Haha, I love Buscemi.

[vida_mae]

It makes your depression sleepy.

You know when you want something really really bad and you close your eyes and wish? God's the one who ignores you.

Haha, I love Buscemi.

thanks.. i feel better now.

[The Captain]

2 separate things, I just watched The Island and wanted to post that, figured I'd comment on your post while I'm at it.

[vida_mae]

2 separate things, I just watched The Island and wanted to post that, figured I'd comment on your post while I'm at it.

:lol: i watched a movie called wicker park yesterday, ever see it? and i watched Ray too... i know, its a little late.

[The Captain]

I enjoyed both movies

[DarkHorse]

i'll bet the captain has one of these

http://www.techgadgetforums.com/files/ipod_toilet_paper_dispense.jpg

[The Captain]

I want to be a producer now just so I can tell a new band "This is your single!? I wouldn't wipe my ass to this song!"

[DarkHorse]

liar

[Assassin]

Shut the fuck up already girlie... Please...  :roll:

You should stop talking to yourself.

you are the mistress of snappy comebacks.  i aspire to be as witty as you one day.

Well all it really takes is to be surrounded by idiotic morons. Then it seems to come naturally.

[vida_mae]

im going to valueland because i need a butter dish...

[DarkHorse]

im going to valueland because i need a butter dish...

*vagisil

[TheProzacFairy]

im going to valueland because i need a butter dish...

*vagisil

haha eeeewww!!

[Martin]

Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to put her picture on the milk truck.

Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.

Yo mama's so fat, when she dances at a club, she makes the band skip.

Yo mama's so fat, on Halloween she trick or treats two houses at a time.

Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.

Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Yo mama's so fat, she fills up the bath tub, and then she turns on the water.

Yo mama's so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.

Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

Yo mama's so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live.

Yo mama's so fat, her picture takes two frames.

Yo mama's so fat, when your dad climbs on top of her, his ears pop.

Yo mama's so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

Yo mama's so fat, when I climbed up on top of her, I burned my ass on the lightbulb.

Yo mama's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot-dogs.

Yo mama's so fat, she DJ's for the ice cream truck.

Yo mama's so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet.

Yo mama's so fat, she can't wear Dazzey Dukes. She has to wear Boss Hoggs.

Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds.

Yo mama's so fat, the bitch jumped in the air and got stuck.

Yo mama's so fat, her lipstick comes in a spray can.

Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a dollar and made change.

Yo mama's so fat, her skates went flat.

Yo mama's so fat, when her beeper goes off people think she is backing up.

Yo mama's so fat, when she was born, she didn't get a birth certificate, she got blue prints.

[DarkHorse]

"your teeth are so crooked they piss me off"

ooooooooooo

[Martin]

Yo mama's so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".

Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Grape Nuts was an STD.

Yo mama's so stupid, she saw a billboard that said "Dodge Trucks" and she started ducking through traffic.

Yo mama's so stupid, she uses Old Spice for cooking.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks sexual battery is something in a dildo.

Yo mama's so stupid, the first time she used a vibrator, she cracked her two front teeth.

Yo mama's so stupid, when she took you to the airport and a sign said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought she could get food stamps at the post office.

Yo mama's so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo mama's so stupid, on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911.

[Martin]

Yo mama's so old, I told her to act her age and the bitch died.

Yo mama's so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.

Yo mama's so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment.

Yo mama's so old, her memory is in black and white.

Yo mama's so old, her social security number is 1.

Yo mama's so old, her birth-certificate expired.

Yo mama's so old, she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook.

Yo mama's so old, she knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro.

Yo mama's so old, she's got Jesus' beeper number.

Yo mama's so old, when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo mama's so old, when she reads the bible she reminisces.

Yo mama's so old, when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.

Yo mama's so old, she called the cops when David and Goliath started to fight.

Hahah ow man, that was fun....ebaumsworld's pretty good :cool:

[vida_mae]

im going to valueland because i need a butter dish...

*vagisil

yes, for your mama.