Bullshit Thread #7

[hydroponic82]

CHUCK NORRIS KICKS DRUGS OUT OF AMERICA

[Martin]

Hahaha

[Oldnewtype]

i dont think anyone will ever pass up captain, moz or anemic in total posts

[BigDave]

i reckon if i didnt have my 8 odd month absence i'd be up there with them, but meh.

[dusttones]

Chuck Norris posts on his website that he knows about "The 30 Facts," which means whoever wrote them is probably already dead

[The Captain]

haha, he uses it as a way to sell books

[lithium royalty]

or gym products

[Martin]

That was bad.

This is good (Bash.org).
Stuff cracks me up.

[ToneDef]

Some funny shit on there..

t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY  HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I  DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right

[jv_]

know whats bullshit?
a congested chest
and having to walk around your house for 6 hours in pain because you cannot sit or lay down
and no one is home to go buy medicine
i hate today.

oh yeah, and throwing up large amounts of flem, almost bubble gum texture, is a son of a bitch

[fightclubche]

Quit being so soft.

[tarkil]

what really sucks about not going to school or having a job is that if you wake up early you don't have SHIT to do all day long. I'm bored out of this world.

Yo, I'm in the same situation. You parents hassling you to get a job?

Same for me here...  

[ToneDef]

what really sucks about not going to school or having a job is that if you wake up early you don't have SHIT to do all day long. I'm bored out of this world.

Yo, I'm in the same situation. You parents hassling you to get a job?

Same for me here...  

I just applied for some typical warehouse work. Should be easy if I get it. Production line kinda shit.

[jv_]

Quit being so soft.

fuck you, steve

[hydroponic82]

Chuck Norris posts on his website that he knows about "The 30 Facts," which means whoever wrote them is probably already dead

hahaha

[Moz La Punk]

Chuck Norris posts on his website that he knows about "The 30 Facts," which means whoever wrote them is probably already dead

hahaha

Haha schweeet:

N RESPONSE TO THE "RANDOM FACTS" THAT ARE BEING GENERATED ON THE INTERNET

I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts.
~ Chuck Norris

[manic_bastard]

maybe now everyone can stop the whole Chuck Norris thing. its not really funny anymore

[Mazzy]

maybe now everyone can stop the whole Chuck Norris thing. its not really funny anymore

[hydroponic82]

i want to go buy some circus stilts and walk around my town with em.

[TheProzacFairy]

i want to go buy some circus stilts and walk around my town with em.

I feel like playing Mario Cart...too bad I dont have a gamecube  :cry: