Bullshit Thread #7

[Oldnewtype]

vida is stupid spoiled whore, she doesnt know how to keep it real. America's full of'em.

[lithium royalty]

god i love my stupid spoiled american whores.

[hydroponic82]

amen. i hate em and they will one day wake up ...but amen

[rxqueen]

vida is stupid spoiled whore, she doesnt know how to keep it real. America's full of'em.

Why? 'Cause she spends more money on a purse than on a car? Who doesn't!? Everyone recognises a fake Louis Vuitton bag so don't even dare!

Still.. each to his own! The things I assign priorities for are free..

[Moz La Punk]

Girls in the Netherlands are some of the hottest out there!

[Jan]

Jesus, hanging on the cross, says, "Peter, come here." Peter, thinking he is about to receive a profound religious truth, tries goes to Jesus but Roman soldiers push him back.

Again Jesus summons, "Peter, come here." Peter tries to, but Roman soldiers again push him away.

Jesus summons a third time, "Peter come here." Peter gathers all of his strength and finally breaks through. Bleeding from several lance wounds, Peter says, "Yes, Master?"

Jesus looks upon Peter and says, "I can see your house from here!"

[Mei]

:| I have now sneezed 47 times since I woke up :|:|

[Jan]

:|

OK, how about this one?:

A woman is enjoying a good game of golf with her girlfriends one day. Suddenly she blurts out, "Oh, no! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband! He's going to be really ticked if it's not ready on time."

When she gets home, she realizes she doesn't have enough time to go to the supermarket, and all she has in the cupboard is a wilted lettuce leaf, an egg, and a can of cat food. In a panic, she opens the can of cat food, stirs in the egg and garnishes it with the lettuce leaf just as her husband is pulling up.

She greets her husband and then watches in horror as he sits down to his dinner. To her surprise, the husband is really enjoying his dinner.

"Darling, this is the best dinner you have made for me in forty years of marriage. You can make this for me any old day." Needless to say, every golf day from then on, the woman made her husband the same dish.

She told her golf partners about it and they were all horrified. "You're going to kill him!" they exclaimed.

Two months later, her husband died. The women were sitting around when one of them said, "You killed him! We told you that feeding him that cat food every week would do him in! How can you just sit there so calmly knowing you murdered your husband?"

The wife stoically replied, "I didn't kill him. He fell off the windowsill while he was licking his ass."

[Mei]

Sorry my bitch please face wasnt directed at your joke Jan.. it was the total sneezing attack Im under.

[ToneDef]

Jesus, hanging on the cross, says, "Peter, come here." Peter, thinking he is about to receive a profound religious truth, tries goes to Jesus but Roman soldiers push him back.

Again Jesus summons, "Peter, come here." Peter tries to, but Roman soldiers again push him away.

Jesus summons a third time, "Peter come here." Peter gathers all of his strength and finally breaks through. Bleeding from several lance wounds, Peter says, "Yes, Master?"

Jesus looks upon Peter and says, "I can see your house from here!"

That's a good joke. The version I prefer though is where Peter's going up the hill to jesus but he keeps getting stopped by groups of guards who cut off a limb. It's more long winded but by the end of it hes got no arms and legs and the punchline seems that much better.

[Jan]

That's a good joke. The version I prefer though is where Peter's going up the hill to jesus but he keeps getting stopped by groups of guards who cut off a limb. It's more long winded but by the end of it hes got no arms and legs and the punchline seems that much better.

Haha, yeah I think I would prefer that version as well if I knew it

[Mei]

Jan, who the heck is in your avatar?

[Jan]

He's Folken from The Vision of Escaflowne. One of my favourite anime characters. He's an angel with black wings.

[Mei]

Hmmm interesting.. thank you.. now I wont wonder everytime you post.

[vida_mae]

im rick james biiiiiiiiiitch...

[fightclubche]

vida is stupid spoiled whore, she doesnt know how to keep it real. America's full of'em.

She's fucking retarded.  Typical American dumbass piece of shit that only knows how to spend money.

[vida_mae]

vida is stupid spoiled whore, she doesnt know how to keep it real. America's full of'em.

She's fucking retarded.  Typical American dumbass piece of shit that only knows how to spend money.

what am i suppose to do with it save it, and not spend it and pretend to be a pseudo hippy like yourself?

[rxqueen]

[fightclubche]

That's all you bitches do is talk.  Go get your nails done and buy some more makeup, you fucking need it.

[rxqueen]

Haha, yeh. Fake nails is just the top. I hate that shit! Cheapos..