Bullshit Thread #7

[alvarezbassist17]

AlvareZBassisT17: she's a year older though...
AlvareZBassisT17: meh
MonkeyBaron1500: I like older women
AlvareZBassisT17: as you should
MonkeyBaron1500: why is that?
AlvareZBassisT17: because they're where it's at
MonkeyBaron1500: where what's at? Neverland?
AlvareZBassisT17: nah, that's michael jackson.  we're talking about older women here, not older creatures
MonkeyBaron1500: oh
MonkeyBaron1500: well, what will I find then?
AlvareZBassisT17: depends on what you're looking for
MonkeyBaron1500: i suppose so
AlvareZBassisT17: indeed
MonkeyBaron1500: what if I'm looking for a tuna fish salad with extra cheese?
AlvareZBassisT17: then you will find that your true calling is praising jesus for the rest of your days
MonkeyBaron1500: I see
MonkeyBaron1500: and if I don't find tha salad?
AlvareZBassisT17: then you will find an even greater salad in the form of the father, son and holy spirit
AlvareZBassisT17: and you must toss that salad
AlvareZBassisT17: TOSS IT, SO HELP YOU GOD
MonkeyBaron1500: wow.
MonkeyBaron1500: You're going to hell

[vida_mae]

Well I met a girl called Sandoz, and she taught me many many things..Good things, very good things   Sweet things...I met her on a Sunday morning It was hot though the snow lay on the ground..Strange things, very strange things
My mind has wings. sandoz, sandoz...

[tarkil]

Well, if you 2 come to France, I can teach you very strange and nice things too...

[vida_mae]

lol!!!  but i have a crazy sounding american accent.. i say things lik AAAAAnd, and baaaag....  :wink:

[tarkil]

Well, if you agree with it, I can prevent you from talking...  :wink:

[manic_bastard]

Well I met a girl called Sandoz, and she taught me many many things..Good things, very good things   Sweet things...I met her on a Sunday morning It was hot though the snow lay on the ground..Strange things, very strange things
My mind has wings. sandoz, sandoz...

thats a great song.

[vida_mae]

^ tru dat... :lol: u like the pumpkins or the animals version better?


^ lol!  :lol: what did you have in mind tarkill?

[tarkil]

Something bigger that you could ever imagine....  :twisted:

[manic_bastard]

^ tru dat... :lol: u like the pumpkins or the animals version better?

i always dug both versions but somehow i end up listening to the pumpkins' version more.

[Mei]

Something bigger that you could ever imagine....  :twisted:

Give me a break... :roll:

[hydroponic82]

hahaha. new ones:

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.


To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

[fightclubche]

Haha, hotness right here.

www.meatspin.com

[hydroponic82]

These are the  12 things you mortals should know about  Mr.T....

1. There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Mr. T is going to walk.

2. Mr.T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked Mr.T in the chest. the result was the 80's.

3. Mr. T is allergic to doorknobs. That's why he can only kick through doors.

4. In the unlikely event that Mr. T ever pitied himself, the universe would immediately reboot to 1982.

5. Mr. T's sperm is so strong it could impregnate a man

6. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. A bird in the hand of Mr.T is a deadly weapon in 17 states.

7. Revolving doors were invented to keep Mr. T from kicking them in all the time.

8. Every time Mr. T pities the fool, a pornstar regains her virginity. Then proceeds to lose it to Mr. T.

9. There are now over 43 fools born every minute in order to keep up with the rate at which Mr. T pities them.

10. Mr.T has killed at least 3 men with every object in existance of the universe, from milk glasses & gold chains to Bosnian instruments of music and an eraser head of  McGruff the Crime Fighting Dog.

11. Mr. T doesn't use his mouth to eat. He can absorb nutrients with his hands.

12. Mr.T can eat a coal and shit a diamond.

[feeling like more]

we put the christmas tree up today

[Martin]

@ Hydrophonic82: Hahahaha that was brilliant hahahahhaha

[Oldnewtype]

hahahahha

[Crazylegs]

HAH!

[4th Eye]

Those facts are hilarious! :lol:

And here's more:

http://www.4q.cc/chuck/ & http://www.4q.cc/t/ & http://www.4q.cc/vin/

[vida_mae]

no way, im not clicking that link..  

[CentralIllNoise]

haha. the Mr. T stuff is great