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Bullshit Thread #7

Started by Drop-Dead, Sep 15, 2005, 05:44 PM

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hydroponic82

yea  i dont like the feeling that much so i know i wont be wanting to make it a habit. just was bored . gonna trade it for some pot probably after my meeting thurs.  dude your lucky to get off that meth... its totally fucked my aunts life up .......really sad

feeling like more

coke is too expensive to make a habit out of too

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hydroponic82

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haha yea thats another reason im not gonna make it one....spend enough on herb already. but yea my aunt was in the same boat as you were she just sunk in it.. i really cant stand to be around her . its sad cause she had alot of oppritunities to better herself. im one of the only people in the family that tolerates to talk to her... sad

vida_mae

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not if your a coke whore...

vida_mae

vida is a coke whore. Vida has 2 ounces of coke and sells it to you for $820 @ 10 grams...vida also sells 2 grams to your friend for $85 per gram...Whats the street value of the balance of the cocaine if i dont cut it?

fightclubche


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BigDave

chuck norris>everyone

-Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried
-Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.
-A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

Mazzy

My friend made two gags about me in his stand up last night  :( actually it was really funny but still  :(

hellview

Happy Birthday Mr.Disney.

your eyes gut me like the sharpest of knives.

4th Eye

Today I'm listening to only finnish music because of the independence day.

feeling like more

big kev died today

i was actually looking through the cupboard for his goo remover just hours before i heard the news

hydroponic82

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Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with five times the leathal does of elephant tranquilizer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rates of the other actors he fights.

and also Chuck Norris'  tears cure cancer...too bad he has never cried.

thank centralillnoise

Martin


The Captain

The new Gwen Stefani video is full of African Americans, but the African Americans in No Doubt are completely ignored, I guess they're discrimated against as horn/keyboard players?

CentralIllNoise

hahaha. new ones:

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong

Chuck Norris lives by only one rule: No fat Chicks.


and...my new personal favorite:
Chuck Norris took my virginity, and he will sure as hell take yours. If you're thinking to yourself, "That's impossible, I already lost my virginity.", then you are dead wrong.

stu


manic_bastard

Earthworm Jim was such an awesome video game. especially the second one. anyone remember playing it? it's weird and it's cool how i still find the game funny with all of it's craziness.

fightclubche

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