Bullshit Thread #7

[ToneDef]

the chemical brothers' dig your own hole album saved my life tonight..

Were you walking the streets with your girl hand in hand, and some crazy crack smoking fucker walked up to you and started looking at your girl and being all "Mmmmm, that's some fine piece of ass" with like his tongue hanging out and shit? So you was like "Hey man, you better get out of here before I kick your AIDS infested ass"? So he pulls out a gun and you was like "Sheeeet!" and he pops you in the chest and like runs away. Then everyone's like "OMGWTF He's been shot OMG!!1", but then you get up all like "WTF?", reach into your chest pocket to reveal....... The Chemical Brothers - Dig Your Own Hole.. Bullet lodged in it and everything?

[manic_bastard]

dead on description of my day. except afterwards the girl i was walking with was like "shiit i was hoping you'd die" and i was like "you fuckin WHORE" and i smacked her upside the head with the cd case and these cops come rushing in. and they were all like "YOU FUCKING SPIC! YOU HIT A WHITE WOMAN!" and they started beating me, until a magical force started glowing from The Chemical Brothers cd and it chopped off the police officers' heads and it transported me into an alternate universe where i was able to enjoy sexual intercourse with kate beckinsale 24-7. and after my nuts started falling apart from all the sex i was like "fuck this" and transported back home..

THE END

[ToneDef]

I should probably buy that CD.

[manic_bastard]

if you're not spanish, i suggest you do.

[alvarezbassist17]

hahahahahahahhahahahahaahahahahahaha

ohhhh man, good shit

[Mei]

WHERE the hell is the old trip hop thread?? I cant find it.. and I desperatly need to tell someone about a new band..:|

[4th Eye]

WHERE the hell is the old trip hop thread?? I cant find it.. and I desperatly need to tell someone about a new band..:|

Apparently it died. But make a new one...I'm interested in finding new trip hop.

[Mei]

WHERE the hell is the old trip hop thread?? I cant find it.. and I desperatly need to tell someone about a new band..:|

Apparently it died. But make a new one...I'm interested in finding new trip hop.

K.. I will

[hellview]

El Canto Del Loco

[raynor]

i'm hungry. how about a sandwich?

[ItsClassicalAnyways]

wage no war, brutal sea, laugh at you, cant have me.

split your lungs with blood and thunder, when you see the white whale, break your backs and crack your oars men, if you wish to prevail.


writing songs about the sea pwn.

[fightclubche]

This is awesome: http://cgi.ebay.com/ENTIRE-PORN-COMPANY-FOR-SALE_W0QQitemZ7567775239QQcategoryZ11764QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

[Mei]

Whoa.. that's wild..

[manic_bastard]

i figure you must go through a bunch of complicated business shit to buy something like that.

[Chrisbo]

wage no war, brutal sea, laugh at you, cant have me.

split your lungs with blood and thunder, when you see the white whale, break your backs and crack your oars men, if you wish to prevail.


writing songs about the sea pwn.

Dude, do you not feel your appreciation of the band is gone up like x1,000,000. I mean I totally loved them before, but now, wow!

[feeling like more]

i dreamt i had a huge line of coke last night, but i was so upset i did it, nothing happened.

[hydroponic82]

i dreamt i had a huge line of coke last night, but i was so upset i did it, nothing happened.

hahah since i cant smoke , one of my freinds gave me a good bit of that shit.. i really dont like that feeling as much as i like pot but that drip is delicous. im really fucking up right now  :?

[The Captain]

I thought you couldn't smoke because you were being drug tested, how is it supposed to miss fucking cocaine??

[hydroponic82]

its out your system in like a day or 2

[feeling like more]

i dreamt i had a huge line of coke last night, but i was so upset i did it, nothing happened.

hahah since i cant smoke , one of my freinds gave me a good bit of that shit.. i really dont like that feeling as much as i like pot but that drip is delicous. im really fucking up right now  :?

i got tired of the feeling. or should i say the feeling the day after. i was more of a meth smoker though. that was worse