Bullshit Thread #7

[ItsClassicalAnyways]

im going to fuck my girlfriend raw next time i see her.

[Martin]

Just left an agry(ish) message on the answeringmachine of the people from my ex-school who owe me money.
Bastards still haven't paid and it's been 7 months.
Sick and tired of running after that institution to see if they do their jobs properly.
Bastards.

[Moz La Punk]

im going to fuck my girlfriend raw next time i see her.

Same here.

I mean, my girlfriend, not yours.

[vida_mae]

im going to fuck my boyfriend raw..........

[hydroponic82]

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[why?]

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[rxqueen]

Don't cha!

im going to fuck my girlfriend raw next time i see her.

Is she your girlfriend now?

[manic_bastard]

Well, I'm getting sick and tired of people attacking Michael Jackson.  Impuning his integrity and damaging his reputation.  I don't believe a word of it.
Now, I'm not saying that Michael Jackson is perfect -- far from from it.  He may well be guilty of methodicly seducing a string of young boys -- I'll give you that.  But Michael Jackson is not a plagiarist.  It's just not in his character.
Now let's look at the facts:  a fourty-year-old woman claims that Michael stole her song.  Now ask yourself:  Where would Michael Jackson come into contact with a fourty-year-old woman?  He hangs out with young boys; he's a child molester for god's sake!
    It's ridiculous.  I'm getting tired of people dragging his name through the mud.  But this woman appearently wants to make a few bucks and doesn't care who she hurts in the process.  Isn't it odd she's the only one who has ever accused Michael of song stealing, and that we've never heard this accusation from anyone close to Michael; like his maids, and butlers, and bodyguards, and the children he regularly has sex with?  Isn't that a little odd?  But I guess that facts don't matter in the dirty little game of character assassination.  You see, even if Michael is vindicated in court -- as I'm sure he will be -- he'll always carry this with him:  He'll no longer be  Michael Jackson the child molesting superstar; he'll be Michael Jackson, the song stealer.
I feel sorry for Michael.  But you know who I feel more sorry for ... is the children.  The children around the world who look up to Michael as a role model who performs original material and sometimes has sex with them.  Maybe they are the real victims of this frivolous lawsuit.




Norm Macdonald rocks, man. i've been listening to his stand up and laughing my ass off the whole day.

[Mazzy]

There's this ad on tv about domestic violence. It shows this couple having dinner and through the walls next door they can hear the man bashing his girlfriend. The man having dinner with his girlfriend gets up, takes a baseball bat and knocks on their door and hands the man bashing his girlfriend the baseball bat and says, 'this will make things easier'. Then the voice over says, if you do nothing, you might as well lend a hand.

It's a brilliant ad. Fucking shocked the shit out of me. Buy a white ribbon and help end violence against women.

[black coffee]

i'm on a weed-break again.

[ItsClassicalAnyways]

Don't cha!

im going to fuck my girlfriend raw next time i see her.

Is she your girlfriend now?

um, yes and no. same situation as before, but i spend like, 5 days a week at hers, and i call her my girlfriend, we havent asked one another to be one anothers girl/boyfriend, but aye, i suppose so.

[ItsClassicalAnyways]

oh, and the bootleg of my band playing is about, if you want a link, then say aye.

[hydroponic82]

i'm on a weed-break again.

[tarkil]

oh, and the bootleg of my band playing is about, if you want a link, then say aye.

aye

[no name cola]

Cuff The Duke is soo good.

[hydroponic82]

minus blindfold bitches.

[raynor]

i've never liked that song, i prolly never will

[tarkil]

i've never liked that song, i prolly never will

Poor you...

[Crazylegs]

indeed. mius blindfold is the friggin schnitszay

[rxqueen]

um, yes and no. same situation as before, but i spend like, 5 days a week at hers, and i call her my girlfriend, we havent asked one another to be one anothers girl/boyfriend, but aye, i suppose so.

Hehe, I soooo know what you mean..