Bullshit Thread #7

[feeling like more]

I have had a crazy few hours. I haven't slept one bit. I got off aim yesterday from blabbering to Eric, drank some Tooheys and made some icing for the carrot cake I made. Anyway, that's all pretty normal untill I got hungry and there was no food in my house - besides beans, which I'm so fucking sick of. My dad ended up taking me to Subway. I went into there and the guy was like 'hi, I'm Dwayne, your Subway sandwich artist' - ARTIST!!

'Dwayne, you make sandwiches mate. YOU'RE NOT AN ARTIST. Unless you make me a six inch tuna sub in which I can see a 3D dolphin - YOU'RE NOT AN ARTIST' At this point I was completely drunk and I think I hurt Dwayne's feelings. I'm going to apologise to him today. Anyway, I haven't slept. I've been talking to my friend since 5:46am this morning cause her boyfriend dumped her last night. Ohh, the beauty of relationships.

poor little dwayne. i'm sure he was just saying what he was told to. or maybe he takes his job reeeally seriously.

[hydroponic82]

Green Day is gay

[Moz La Punk]

Green Day sucks.

Besides, I've seen a lot of hot Japanese girls, so stop generalising and realise that every woman is made to fuck and cook!

[vida_mae]

Back then hoes didn't want me, now I'm hot hoes all on me"
"Back then hoes didn't want me, now I'm hot hoes all on me - I SAID"
"Back then hoes didn't want me, now I'm hot hoes all on me"
"Back then hoes didn't want me, now I'm hot hoes all on me - I SAID"

Mike Jones!!
Befo' I came up in the game these hoes didn't show no love
They see me in the club and used to treat me like a scrub
They wouldn't holla cause my dollars wasn't swoll enough
I bet they change they mind when them 80 4's come rollin up
They see that I'm a star, now they wanna sit in my car
Now they wanna count my cheese, smoke my weed and sip my bar now
They used to love to me diss me, now they rush to hug and kiss me now
They tellin all they friends when I leave how they miss me now
2 8 1, 3 3 0, eight zero zero 4
Hit Mike Jones up on the low cause Mike Jones about to blow
Befo' the ice was in my grill, befo' I got my major deal
These hoes wouldn't give a damn if I was here, shea
Befo' the ice was in my grill, befo' I got my major deal
These hoes wouldn't give a damn if I was here, shea
Befo' the ice was in my grill, befo' I got my major deal
These hoes wouldn't give a damn if I was here, shea - because

[Chorus]

I remember back den, most of them hoes couldn't stand me
But now them same hoes beggin me to pull down they panties
A couple of 'em said I was cute but I was just too chubby
Same size a year later the same hoes wanna fuck me
Because they see me paid, pimpin pens, workin my jelly
And I ain't trippin cause my pockets stick out mo' than my belly
They know I'm paid, livin laid in the shade
2 slabs in the Escalade with fo' or five estates
Then know that I got it made, I'm a motherfuckin baller
She would want a nigga now but I ain't got no time to call her
I'ma stall her like she stalled me, now she tryin to call me
Bitch I'ma dog yo' whole ass like you dogged me
I'm Mike Jones, don't act like you don't know the name
Ain't nuttin changed but my change, I'ma stay the same
I'm Mike Jones, don't act like you don't know the name
Ain't nuttin changed but my change, I'ma stay the same

[Chorus]

Befo' my paper came, befo' I got my fame
These hoes that's poppin on me now didn't even know my name
They said my flow was lame, they said I had no game
I told 'em all I was fin' to blow they thought I was insane
But then my name started blowin up quick, now they jumpin on my dick
Cause they see me on the rise and oh now my paper thick
But then my name started blowin up quick, now they jumpin on my dick
Because they see me on the rise and oh now my paper thick

[Martin]

[Moz La Punk]

Ahahahaha!

[ItsClassicalAnyways]

lawlz

[fightclubche]

I have to shit, bad.

[alvarezbassist17]

actually, che, you are looking for the adverb form of bad, which is badly.  you don't have to thank me.

[fightclubche]

Nope, I meant that it is a bad thing, not the fact that my poop was about to be released as I typed that.

[hydroponic82]

" Limburgher cheese heads...............BRILLANT! "

[vida_mae]

Now I aint sayin she a gold digger
But she aint messin wit no broke niggaz



get down girl go head get down

[The Captain]

hahhahaah, Joey said that to me the other day

[feeling like more]

i think i'll go to newtown

[CentralIllNoise]

Now I aint sayin she a gold digger Now I aint sayin she a gold digger
But she aint messin wit no broke niggaz



get down girl go head get down

easily song of the year....I'm a Chicago-ian til Chicago....ends

[vida_mae]

i want to start a rap/ hip hop thread... i love it.

[hydroponic82]

DIP$ET  DIP$ET DIP$ET   DIP$ET DIP$ET



Today's a new day, got the boo-lay up in the suitcase
Go uptown to Harlem, tell 'em that I sent ya
Tell 'em it's August, I'm "Gon' Til' November"
I need a couple birds, get a broad, have 'em sent up
Call my bird, get my broad have her sent up (Please)
Call my niggaz, call my squad, have 'em sent up (Please)
I see a town I'm likin'
See some niggas getting money in a town I like it
I run up on them with the pound and light it
Like it's my block now, all right kid?
He understood me quite clear
Then that thing banged out, ranged out the side of his right ear
And I got back to my business, back to my bitches
Back to the kitchen, that pyrex vision
Pop, I let that white stuff sit in
Get hard, get rock, get to the block and pitchin'
Yeah I'm sorry but this is how I'm livin
And this is how I'm getting, fuck how I get it
Hey!

[alvarezbassist17]

Nope, I meant that it is a bad thing, not the fact that my poop was about to be released as I typed that.

bs

[Mazzy]

i think i'll go to newtown

I am looking at an apartment this sunday at Newtown.

[feeling like more]

i want a man with slow hands
i wanna lover with an easy touch