Bullshit Thread #7

[Make_shift Destiny]

Sounds to me like the classic case of a bitter female who has been turned down by an alpha male.

[blixa]

i'm second in charge of the department, but he treats me like i'm a casual. everyone bitches about him so that is a release at least. we're hoping he gets moved soon.

the other day he told me her spent over $100K for his wedding and i wanted to punch him in the face. wanky prick.

If it makes you feel any better my girlfriends boss is the worst person I've ever encountered in my life. His most recent thing was to scream for an hour and a half at a manager until she broke down in tears about sales being down that month. Her mother had passed away the day before. No heart.

what a fuckhead! the worst thing my boss made me do was once i called in sick and he still made me come in. on top of that, he told me to replace his shift for the following day because he was feeling sick himself. it was my fault though. i shouldn't have gone in. i had a doctors certificate but i knew if i didn't he would have somehow gotten back at me.

[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

It's a total bummer, really. I miss all you fuckers.

maybe instead of you and others stop with coming here after an absence of months/years only proclaiming '"lul bord is ded i miss u guize" before leaving again for a significant period of time only to drink beer and eat tacos (because god knows you can't use the internet and click on the sharing lungs bookmark when you're drinking beer and eating tacos) you could always just stick around, that would help

Beer and tacos are my lifeblood though.

[Crazylegs]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLP9mbCuhJc

[black coffee]

8 year old kid performing Bang Bang - My Baby Shot Me Down on some talent show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrE_bI9BHR0#t=128

[Penicks]

children are so retarded, when they're singing grown up songs they're so creepy, jesus christ who the hell would cheer for shit like that

[Diplo]

Oh man I fucking hate this song (and this TV show), it's like I only heard BANG BANG all the song.
I don't get why the parents do this to their children.

[Crazylegs]

Ridiculous voice on an eight year old. Apropos eight year olds, here's a fun fact: The arabic looking judge on the show was one of michael jacksons boytoys in the nineties.

[CourtneyWaffles]

I'm new here, but I wish I would have thought to find this forum years ago!

[feeling like more]

I'm new here, but I wish I would have thought to find this forum years ago!

It was amazing

[black coffee]

a radio interview between US Navy and Spanish coast guard. So that is how you talk to your allies!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekBH9zLnRNQ

[digital bath]

a radio interview between US Navy and Spanish coast guard. So that is how you talk to your allies!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekBH9zLnRNQ

hahahahahahaha
Great!!!

[Diplo]

Musculation has never been so cool :

http://youtu.be/yZ15vCGuvH0

[Penicks]

two years ago it was diplodocus

[Diplo]

I know but it still make me laugh, penis.

[blixa]

life is a mess. literally. but i'm really calm about it all.

[bright lights, big city]

Oh you're on the verge of exploding, I know it.

And yeah man, I got a rash. You know me, I can't complain.

[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

Anybody want to let a weird hairy midget live with them?

Fucking landlords, man.

[black coffee]

A little fun for your coffee break

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVswiiI_PmU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66gSvNeqevg#t=134

[lostpilot]

another nasty kidney stone.
KILL ME.

or just flush the stone out.