Bullshit Thread #7

[feeling like more]

ive only been pulled over once, for going 57 in a 40- but the cop was super nice and let me go w/o a ticket

i was wondering if they keep track of that shit though, like getting pulled over? even if theres no ticket or anything.

yeh i was wondering the same thing. like when i got pulled over the other day for not having the correct registration sticker on my car, and he let me go cause i said i would put it on. so far i havnt fixed it and i dont know if i could act like i didnt know if i get pulled over again.

[vida_mae]

ive never got a ticket either..flirting with the cop always works...
i dont think they keep track though... bcus one time i got pulled over twice on the same street, at diff times, for like going 70 in a 35, and the second cop didnt no that i got pulled over like a mile before... im sure it would of like came up on the screen or something...and then i probably would have got a ticket 4 sure!

hey, i dont think ive ever seen u before, is that u in ur avatar?

yeah thats me, im not around the board very much-

i always wondered about them keeping track though? you'd think they would. im so scared of getting pulled over again, i cried like a sissy the first time and the cop kept laughing at me haha she said something like "you better stop crying or im gonna have to arrest you"
i was like uhh.. not really funny.

haha! so that is u! ur so pretty ! lots of love!!! xoxoxo! now this is going to pm because ur in my state  :wink:

[Mazzy]

I was waiting for the bus at the station and this guy ran past me and smacked my left boob by accident. It hurts so much. Oh god, I don't know what's worse, my boob being smacked or knowing that I'm still going through puberty  

[The Captain]

How the fuck do you smack a boob accidentally by running?? That man was after you, Mariam, it was a boob hit and run made to look like an acident.

[Moz La Punk]

I was waiting for the bus at the station and this guy ran past me and smacked my left boob by accident. It hurts so much. Oh god, I don't know what's worse, my boob being smacked or knowing that I'm still going through puberty  

Awwwww maz, guys should be forbidden. Just girls. All around the globe.

[manic_bastard]

anyone know of any good sandwich recipes that you know how to make?

im in mood for a godamn good sandwich.

[fightclubche]

PB&J

[Mazzy]

How the fuck do you smack a boob accidentally by running?? That man was after you, Mariam, it was a boob hit and run made to look like an acident.

No dude, I do think it was by accident. I had my arms up just pushing my hair back and smack. Out of nowhere. The pain was inexplanable. He apologised while he was still running. It still hurts so bad. I got an icepack down there, do you even realise how weird I look?!?

[why?]

on a scale from 1 through 10, how old do you think michael jackson's boyfriend is?

[feeling like more]

I was waiting for the bus at the station and this guy ran past me and smacked my left boob by accident. It hurts so much. Oh god, I don't know what's worse, my boob being smacked or knowing that I'm still going through puberty  

when i first started reading this i thought it was going to be another story about someone thinking you were a man

[fightclubche]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051117/ap_on_re_us/girl_on_corner;_ylt=At.zb0kg8cpHlCIoh2FYERbtiBIF;_ylu=X3oDMTA5aHJvMDdwBHNlYwN5bmNhdA--

[Martin]

EDIT: Oops.

[Crazylegs]

You already posted that.

[DarkHorse]

uyyyyyyy this picture rocked me for like 10 seconds.

Damn

http://www.ast.cam.ac.uk/AAO/local/www/jbh/G/Oar_Fish.jpg

[raynor]

ewww

[The Captain]

That article was kinda sad, poor fishy.

[XdefXtonesXchinoX]

hey BORAT you fucking bitch stop posting shit. It's boring dude  :roll:  

Hahaha I got that in a PM.

[Mazzy]

hey BORAT you fucking bitch stop posting shit. It's boring dude  :roll:  

Hahaha I got that in a PM.

XdefXtonesXchinoX, you sound like a sexy bugger.

[fightclubche]

Haha, he's osum.

[Mazzy]

My heart hurts. Literally, I feel a strain.