Bullshit Thread #7

[poofing acid]

Because you're acting like a 30 year old that lives in his parents basement.  You're 17, you're supposed to be optimistic about life.  Quit being a cigarette so early in your life.

[BillyNo.9]

Whatever man.

[bright lights, big city]

You should still have aspirations of dating Alyssa Milano. That's what I thought when I was 17.

[from_musings]

another little creepy story  http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=31&weekday=tue

[Jerry_Curls]

Just saw Portishead two nights ago in Berkeley...as I was leaving my seat, the first person I see is Mike Patton. In my face. I sadi something stupid about DEP and walked away. Haha I was also rolling so I probably sounded like a dumb fuck.

[Jacob]

that's awesome, how did he react?

[Jerry_Curls]

He was kind...had on a smile.

But damn does he look fine!

[theis]

That's awesome. You should have gotten a picture with him.

Damn, I wouldn't know what to say if I met him. Would totally geek out, haha.

[E-Money]

Thats awesome, Portishead is on top of my list for bands I have yet to see live.  How was the show? 

[Jerry_Curls]

It was...amazing. I wish they played longer ( it felt like an hour and 15 mins) but they were spot on. Greek theatre on a mountain in Berkeley, amazing weather for the bay, ecstasy. Best moment was when they played an acoustic (well...just guitar and her voice, no other instrument) and then lead into "Machine Gun". You have to see them!

[poofing acid]

I met Mr Patton before a peeping tom show at the stone pony in asbury park.  He was just chilling at the bar outside.  I said "hey".  he just said something like what's up or whatever.  My friend blew a load in his pants though.  Handed patton his bands cd and shit.  lolz.

[blixa]

omg, put that gun down and shag me!

[timothy]

How many times could one say had in a row and have that sentence make sense one asks?  The answer dear friends will be revealed soon!  But only you bastards when my heart do desire!   HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[timothy]

Apologies one and all for the somewhat fragrant tone in the above post - one had a touch too much sherry last night at a shindig thrown by a compadre in light of his achieving graduate status from the university he had been attending.  I must point out - I am by no means a Deftones enthusio - I funnily enough stumbled across there sounds at the aforementioned party.  A rather forward mannered young lady - who I must point out seemed to be somewhat out of place at the bash (it has since been revealed she was a gatecrasher) - decided to hijack my chums spiffing stereo system and regale us with a tune or two before the output was ended, and replaced by the previous blarings of contemporary jazz.  Strangely I found myself quite taken with these tunes - and duly gave chase to the now angered young lady, and engaged in a conversation regarding the authors of what I had heard.  After an initial calming down period during which myself and the fellow partygoers were labelling 'stuck up cunts' and judgemental fucktards', I got her onside and she reeled off much speil about the ragamuffins known as the Deftones.  Drunk and enthused - I returned home and fired up the laptop to further my research, stumbling across these hallowed pages, and decided it would be hilarious to write the above utterings.  I must admit I still chuckled when I read it again there just now, but well - dont pass me off as a buffoon based on it.  Mere ramblings.  however for those interested - the answer to the problem I detailed is as such:

'One would have had had had, had had had had named specifically as its monicker.'

As in the individual would have selected had, but only if had had been named had - suggesting that iit had indeed been renamed, and therefore he was no longer interested.  I do believe it is the only word in the world that can be repeated this many times and still have the sentence make sense.  So remember - when another asks you 'What word amazes you more than others?'  you can now reply 'Had.'  Its a fucking good word.

[E-Money]

It was...amazing. I wish they played longer ( it felt like an hour and 15 mins) but they were spot on. Greek theatre on a mountain in Berkeley, amazing weather for the bay, ecstasy. Best moment was when they played an acoustic (well...just guitar and her voice, no other instrument) and then lead into "Machine Gun". You have to see them!

dude thats so cool.  I've been to that theatre a while back.  Rollin and a little Portishead sounds like a pretty decent night to me

[BillyNo.9]

Anyone heard from Nuno Cal? Just realised I haven't seen any new photo's of his in a while, he was drinking quite a lot last time he was on here too

[Crazylegs]

Jesus Christ, some poor woman just got randomly stabbed in her throat like a few hundred yards from my appartment. Luckily she wasn't killed, and they got the asshole who did it. But what the fuck man!

[poofing acid]

I heard about that.  She consistently failed to have dinner ready and her husband got fed up with it.

[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

I'm being evicted.

But I now have a girlfriend.

I don't know if I should be stoked or depressed.

[blixa]

my horoscope on horoscope.com is always spot on, especially the romantic stuff.