Bullshit Thread #7

[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

Pfft, I wish.

[blixa]

oh, you're so sly hahaha i saw a girl on the bus this afternoon. she had a shaved head and piercings. maaaaannn, she was beautiful. i was getting off and turned to look back at my sister and she was totally giving me the eye. we were making intense eye contact. i should've scribbled my number and thrown it on the empty seat next to her.

[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

My ex used to shave her head. She didn't look good bald. Very few ladies do.

[blixa]

i still think all women should go bald at least once in their life. saying that, i have an anxiety attack every time i go for a trim haha.

[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

What the fuck is wrong with you? All hair ever does is grow.

[blixa]

i'm super attached to my long hair. i do love short hair. i just can't brave it.

[blixa]

is this a thread where women rat out on men?

[tarkil]

well, if you create it, yes...

[BillyNo.9]

Go for it blixa :L Then use the bitch thread for the opposite? I'll go first

joaquin phoenix, what a terrible terrible man.

[bright lights, big city]

don't you dare cut it. 95% of the time girls with long hair are sexier, every time.

[blixa]

nah, i won't. there's a special boy who thinks i shouldn't cut my hair either 

[Crazylegs]

hmm. i just ate a really nice banana.

[blixa]

why won't guys who say that they wish they had a girlfriend like you because of your kind heart admit that they like you??? and why do they say things like these if they don't? does it mean they like you?

I'M SO CONFUSED. i'm so bad at reading people. i would probably be able to tell if an inanimate object had feelings for me but not a real moving and talking man.

[Crazylegs]

i would probably be able to tell if an inanimate object had feelings for me but not a real moving and talking man.

This doesn't make much sense.

[blixa]

it was just a metaphor to express how bad i am at realising that someone likes me. other people see it but i am yet unable to identify the interested party. especially seeing as the person i'm talking about is NICE TO EVERYONE. he's dropped hints to me before but i am never sure if he means what i'm actually hearing. plus i find it impossible that anyone would have any sort of romantic feelings for me.

[BillyNo.9]

Could it be a self confidence thing? Maybe you're so smitten by the guy that you imagine him too be waaay out of your league when in fact he could be dropping hints all along. 

[blixa]

i don't know how i feel about him though. he has the potential to be my best friend, but there's this intense awkwardness between us. plus everyone makes fun of us because they believe that something is going on, and he draws my attention to that fact all the time. it's like everyone else can see it but i can't. my boss is convinced i'm the stupidest person when it comes to these things because i just don't see it. but it could be what you said with the self-confidence stuff. it could be that i've blocked it all out in my head because i deem it impossible. also i don't think i'm out of his league. he is attractive, but i'm intellectually superior to him. i don't mean to say that in a wanky way. i'm six years older so i'm guaranteed to be wiser than him, which he has pointed out to me several times.

[poofing acid]

I just ate 2 buffalo chicken taquitos from 7-11.

[pissedandpierced]

and he draws my attention to that fact all the time.

He want's something to happen. I would suggest to give it a go but then if you could be best friends and then fuck things up by dating. My best bet would think about what it would be like to be with him and also what it would be like to not have him in your life. Is there any mutual friends who you can trust to try and get some info and opinion on?

I'm pretty bad reading guys, they have to pretty much be down my throat for me to realise that they're into me.

[Oldnewtype]

kill him and have sex with his corpse, guys love that kinda shit.