Bullshit Thread #7

blixa · May 11, 2011, 12:39 PM

Quote from: sing blue silver on May 09, 2011, 09:10 PM
Quote from: blixa on May 09, 2011, 02:14 PM
Quote from: sing blue silver on May 09, 2011, 11:07 AM
it was announced this morning that metallica is coming to town, i was gonna go but ya know, big whoop. then it was announced that coheed and cambria and protest the hero are opening and it completely made my summer!!! can't fucking wait!

you know that picture you posted standing with the deftones? well, i can't help but keep looking at your crotch. i'm really sorry. i feel really bad about it.

hahahaha. yeah lauren calls those my dick pants...

on kind of the same note, i'm breaking up with my girlfriend tonight. it's gonna be hard and she's not going to take it well, but i feel like i really need to. this is gonna be rough...

total dick pants. it's the first thing i noticed but didn't know whether it was appropriate to comment.

did you break up with your girlfriend? tell me the goss, bitch.

sing blue silver · May 11, 2011, 02:03 PM

Yeah we broke up. I'm officially single for the first real time in about 8 years. We're still really good friends though. Her best friend who was my roomie for a while is now trying to bang her which I'm not too thrilled about. She's disgusted by him anyway so she won't bang him it's just greasy since he's my friend and tried to bang my ex the day we broke up. I guess we'll see how all that unfolds.

blixa · May 11, 2011, 02:25 PM

what a tool! it makes you question how much respect he has for her to try to come onto her the day her relationship breaks down.

congrats to you though. being single has many perks.

sing blue silver · May 11, 2011, 02:46 PM

Yeah he's a piece of crap anyway. I never really liked him. But yeah. I actually already have a date Friday with this really hot chick. We'll see what happens. No more relationships for me for a while though.

svjchtr · May 11, 2011, 11:18 PM

Vegan Black Metal Chef

Jerry_Curls · May 12, 2011, 02:55 AM

^Oh my lord that's amazing.

BillyNo.9 · May 14, 2011, 09:07 PM

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BillyNo.9 · May 14, 2011, 09:21 PM

Is the horse on the white pony running towards or away? I like to think its running towards us on the front as if its running out of a cloud of smoke or something, then running away to clarity on the back...

downtownpony · May 14, 2011, 09:55 PM

I just realized President Obamas voice sounds exactly like The Rocks voice.

Penicks · May 14, 2011, 10:02 PM

President Obama addresses the WWE Universe

bright lights, big city · May 14, 2011, 10:32 PM

no, you are.

BillyNo.9 · May 14, 2011, 10:40 PM

I are no cunt sir

Necrocetaceanbeastiality · May 14, 2011, 10:40 PM

TITS

Necrocetaceanbeastiality · May 14, 2011, 10:44 PM

Speaking of being single, I made out with a drunk chick at a show on thursday. My mind is blown. That kind of shit never happens to me.

sing blue silver · May 14, 2011, 11:23 PM

Quote from: Necrocetaceanbeastiality on May 14, 2011, 10:44 PM
Speaking of being single, I made out with a drunk chick at a show on thursday. My mind is blown. That kind of shit never happens to me.

i got shitfaced last night, i'm very newly single and i let a chubby girl give me a blowjob. it was weird... basically what i'm trying to say is this stuff fucks me up.

it also gives me the fucking worst hangover. i'm going back on the beer for tonight. don't need a round 2 of that.

Necrocetaceanbeastiality · May 14, 2011, 11:27 PM

The weirdest thing about it was that she was extremely hot. The kind of level of hotness where you're so terrified of even speaking to her. And she came on to me. Fucking weird.

But then again, I was drinking whiskey all night so the drunk goggles could have hidden her unibrow and man-hands or something. But I'm pretty sure that's not the case.

And wow, 'the kraken' is the best name for rum I have ever heard. I gotta try some of that shit.

sing blue silver · May 14, 2011, 11:30 PM

Quote from: Necrocetaceanbeastiality on May 14, 2011, 11:27 PM
The weirdest thing about it was that she was extremely hot. The kind of level of hotness where you're so terrified of even speaking to her. And she came on to me. Fucking weird.

But then again, I was drinking whiskey all night so the drunk goggles could have hidden her unibrow and man-hands or something. But I'm pretty sure that's not the case.

And wow, 'the kraken' is the best name for rum I have ever heard. I gotta try some of that shit.

yeah it's really good but approach with caution. i definitely had the drunk goggles on.

congrats on your sexual escapades though.

BillyNo.9 · May 14, 2011, 11:40 PM

Quote from: Necrocetaceanbeastiality on May 14, 2011, 10:40 PM
TITS

YES!

Necrocetaceanbeastiality · May 15, 2011, 01:43 AM

Thank you, sir. You are both a scholar and a gentleman.

blixa · May 15, 2011, 06:59 AM

Quote from: Necrocetaceanbeastiality on May 14, 2011, 11:27 PM

But then again, I was drinking whiskey all night so the drunk goggles could have hidden her unibrow and man-hands or something. But I'm pretty sure that's not the case.

DID YOU MAKE OUT WITH ME???