Bullshit Thread #7

[Variable]

i really want to have sex right now.

Me too. It's a shame we don't live in the same area, otherwise we could solve this sex problem.

Thats exactly what I think every time we all post together

i really want to have sex right now.

This.

My fiance just left me. I'm so used to sex multiple times a day...past month has been hell.

OK Josh, and you don't even tell your boy about it.  I see how it is

[BillyNo.9]

Who has her email or facebook. Tell her to come back, I miss her.

God fucking damn it!  Did I miss out on the whole board turning against that stupid bitch?  I think I had a lot to offer as far as that goes.

Troll as in livin' under a bridge and eating babies   or  Variable troll?

Woh, woh, woh.  Inappropriate.  I'm not a troll, I'm honest.  Big difference, you fucking idiot. 

[Variable]

at least someone appreciates my ironies

[BillyNo.9]

Whatever man, I don't mind you so much anymore

[Variable]

It's because I'm brilliant.  And super sexy.  Go ahead, you can admit it. 

[BillyNo.9]

I wouldn't go that far... 

[Variable]

I would

[tarkil]

Hey man...

So your started your classes already then ?

[Variable]

yeah.  Just math and english because I'm still in the Navy and all.  But I'm taking those two classes at night. 

[tarkil]

Sounds like busy days... Or you can take it a little bit easier at the navy cause you're leaving soon and stuff ?

[Variable]

Uh, it's actually gotten significantly gayer.  It's a long story, just know they they are fucking with me pretty bad and not making it any easier.  But yeah, it should be easier.  Maybe it will be soon.  I am busy as shit though.  Papers papers papers... its all I do.  The only reason I'm even posting here is because I decided to be a huge procrastinator this weekend. 

[blixa]

saturday night i got a call that i couldn't answer because i was busy doing something. it went straight to voicemail. it turned out to be some guy jerking off whilst begging me to call him back so he could hear my voice. i'm going to try to up it so you guys can hear it. it's hilarious.

[BillyNo.9]

Is it that sweet guy from your work?

[Variable]

saturday night i got a call that i couldn't answer because i was busy doing something. it went straight to voicemail. it turned out to be some guy jerking off whilst begging me to call him back so he could hear my voice. i'm going to try to up it so you guys can hear it. it's hilarious.

yeah sorry about that, I was drunk and thinking of you.

[blixa]

Is it that sweet guy from your work?

that's so sweet that you remember this. it wasn't him. it was some random guy. i did try to make the sweet guy from work listen to it but he wouldn't. that really annoyed me.

saturday night i got a call that i couldn't answer because i was busy doing something. it went straight to voicemail. it turned out to be some guy jerking off whilst begging me to call him back so he could hear my voice. i'm going to try to up it so you guys can hear it. it's hilarious.

yeah sorry about that, I was drunk and thinking of you.

i don't think it was you hahahaha he sounded like a bogan.

[Variable]

Yeah probably wasn't me then......hmmmm.... then I wonder who I called?

[BillyNo.9]

[lukas989]

Job interview on Thursday ( 2 days away to simplify the time diff), and without sounding over-dramatic, its a real pivotal one...get it and woohoo etc....dont and bye bye lukas989.

[Variable]

why bye bye?

[lukas989]

I work well under huge pressure.