Bullshit Thread #7

[The Captain]

I can be, I'm just not right now

[vida_mae]

I can be, I'm just not right now

ohhhhhh...i like that....

[The Captain]

I'm sure you do, I'm sure you also like being told what to do, but I wasn't going to say anything.

[vida_mae]

I'm sure you do, I'm sure you also like being told what to do, but I wasn't going to say anything.

how do you know what...i like...

[Moz La Punk]

Hey, every hawt girl should join my forum!

It's filled with 700 sweaty, nerdy GAMERS who want to fiddle with their JOYSTICKS!

We need some hawt chicks to spicen things up.

You're up for it Mazzy? I'd do you hardcore.

I mean, hardcore gaming.

haha dude, I know nothing about gaming. I'll just look like a complete wanker and plainly I do a good enough job of making myself look like a fool anyway. I do like those cute little playstation thingy majiggy's that have just come out. The black one's, have you seen those? They're awesome.

Ok you've probably seen them since you're a nerd when it comes to that stuff. I just wanted to make myself sound superior to you for just one moment with all this gaming business haha

I HAVE one. It's shite.

[The Captain]

I'll take it if you don't want it

[Mazzy]

I'll just buy a portable dvd player instead.

[Moz La Punk]

Heh, well ok I wouldnt go that far.

It's a bit of a letdown. DS is better.

[The Captain]

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell them is "God is crying." And if they ask why God is crying, I think another cute thing to tell them is "I don't know, probably because of something you did."

[ItsClassicalAnyways]

jesus, whata  crappy night.

well it wasnt that bad, but my brain didnt get drunk, and my eyes didnt, but my body and mouth did. so i was stumbling around talking shite whilst my brain was saying" what the fuck are you doing you tard?! STOP!" and then my lovley lady got pissed off fdr some reason and all her mates were like, "why arent you doing anything?"

mainly cause i couldnt fucking find her half the night and then when i did she said she was fine. apart from that edinburghs been infested with freshers who look funny. although hot girls were giving me complimentary banter, or at least the boze made them hot, pity im not single.

oh well.


HANGOVERxCORE

[feeling like more]

it must the the weekend for shitty nights. i wish i never left the house last night.

[ItsClassicalAnyways]

what happened?

[feeling like more]

i went back home for a party i had to go to, which 2 groups of my good friends who never mixed well were at. it ended up getting out of hand.. fights and shit. not wanting to get in the middle of it all i stayed out of it but then got accused of not defending them, so then i got involved and yeh it all got pretty nasty. in the end i called up one of my other mates to come pick me up from the party and the 2 of us went out and i got tanked.

[GreedyFly]

i opened my eyes for the first time ever around 3:45 this morning, its an amazing feeling...thank you beth.

[ItsClassicalAnyways]

i went back home for a party i had to go to, which 2 groups of my good friends who never mixed well were at. it ended up getting out of hand.. fights and shit. not wanting to get in the middle of it all i stayed out of it but then got accused of not defending them, so then i got involved and yeh it all got pretty nasty. in the end i called up one of my other mates to come pick me up from the party and the 2 of us went out and i got tanked.

could have been alot worse.

[feeling like more]

i went back home for a party i had to go to, which 2 groups of my good friends who never mixed well were at. it ended up getting out of hand.. fights and shit. not wanting to get in the middle of it all i stayed out of it but then got accused of not defending them, so then i got involved and yeh it all got pretty nasty. in the end i called up one of my other mates to come pick me up from the party and the 2 of us went out and i got tanked.

could have been alot worse.

yeh you are right. however some of my friends have officially disowned me after last night. i'm still extremely puzzled as to what i actually did wrong... its just bad because we'r talking about some of my bestfriends here. maybe i did go a bit overboard... but i tend to get my guard up when i'm confronted.

i'm over it now but. i got no time for petty little fucks anyways..

[Mazzy]

Cameron Diaz & Toni Collette, Mel C, Rob Schneider and Garbage

Dear Rove,
How's your week been? Mine's been pretty good, except that I am getting behind in my assignments. In fact, writing this email is only putting me further behind. I almost considered not writing this one today because I have a 2000 word assignment due tomorrow which I should really start soon. But then I thought about it for a second and realised that, well, if I missed a week out, you might get the impression that I don't hate you anymore or that by ignoring me I finally went away. And well...that's just not going to happen, ya hack. I feel a bit bad about addressing this totally to you and not referencing Corinne or Pete at all now that I am sending this to them as well. But then again, they're big kids and I like them, so, I'm sure they'll be okay. Oh, look at my blathering on like a British school girl when you have guests that you require my opinion on.

So, let me get this straight. You have Cameron Diaz and Toni Collette on your show to promote a new movie they are in called In Her Shoes which is about two sisters and the only thing they have in common is their shoe size? FUCK OFF, that movie's going to be awesome. You can guarantee that will have people lining up outside the cinema for days just like Episode I: The Phantom Menace and by the sounds of it, all of them will leave disappointed, just like The Phantom Menace. I'm saying all of this of course while avoiding the fact that Cameron Diaz is an over-rated gutter-whore. One of the gutter-whores who doesn't get much business, I might add. She is seriously unattractive. The best thing she could do with her life is end it. Don't get me wrong – her acting ability is not so bad. I mean, she seems to be able to convince everyone that she is really hot. She looked weird in Charlie's Angels because Drew and Lucy are fucking stunning, and then there's this poorly tanned rake on one side, holding a gun an smiling like it enjoys valium just a little bit too much. If I was Bozley, I'd be pissed. That movie deserved it's RAZZY. It was directed by a dude named 'McG' for fuck sake! Did anyone seriously have high expectations? On the other hand, Toni Collette is an excellent Australian actor. She has proved her acting skills many times from Dirty Deeds to Japanese Story and back to Muriel's Wedding. Solid Australian actor from Sydney right there.

So, apparently Mel C still insists upon making noise. You know, with most people, simply ignoring them will make them go away (obviously, there are exceptions to this). God! I mean, if you didn't give the ex-Spice Slut a medium to promote herself, we wouldn't have to put up with her pseudo-lesbian Brit-pop would we? I hated that song. Got my hopes up and then crushed them when I remembered that she doesn't write her own material. You know what would have made the Spice Girls better? If, rather than being a singing girl-group they were the good kind of all girl-group - you know, the ones that make porn. Except Sporty Spice and Scary Spice would have both been referred to as 'ugly spices' and they would have been kicked out. Yeah...that would have been good. Anyway, in sum, Mel C is shit.

Oh, excellent. The highly acclaimed actor Rob Schneider. I detest this guy so much that I am debating whether or not to waste time writing about him. I don't think I can bring myself to do it. I'm getting angry just thinking about what I want to say. Fucking hell! He's such a shit head! Has he ever made a quality fucking movie? FUCKING NO! It'd be interesting to see what Margaret and David have rated all his films! People who enjoys the type of film that Schneider is known for making are about as smart as pre-pubescent adolescent and just as stoned. He's simply not funny! "Oh, here's an original idea, how about we put a girl in a man's body – that's never been done before, and 'she' can have adventures with her new penis, 'she' can have trouble shaving, 'she' can crack on to boys and they will think 'she' is gay. Trust me, it will be hilarious." FUCK OFF! I saw 10 minutes of that movie, then turned it off in disgust, and got wasted in the hope I wouldn't remember it. What else – oh, "how about he's a human, but acts like an animal?" Shit, that's never been done either. Personally, I blame Adam Sandler for Schneider's career. High powered semi automatic weapons are all that can solve the 'Schneider problem.'

Who else is on this train-wreck you call a 'show'? Oh fuck. Mother fucking Garbage? GARBAGE? What the fuck? Who the hell let Garbage in to Australia? This is bullshit. I went to their website to have a look at the latest news. You know what the most interesting thing there was? The information on how to donate to the Hurricane Katrina charities! That's how boring they are! According to Ticketek, "It's been too long since Garbage graced Australian shores - don't let this rare opportunity go to waste." But I beg to differ. Garbage are one of the most appropriately named bands in contemporary music. I googled them to find their official website. Did you know that they aren't even the first hit? Some other hack website is. But I liked it a lot better, because it had a picture of some chick holding a soccer ball over her downstairs naughties and her soccer jersey was just painted on. I never liked soccer until I saw that. Fucking Garbage. Idiots. Electrocute them "by accident."

Hi Corinne. Hi Pete.
Sincerely,
BRAD!

[one weak]

that ^ is a nice rant

[feeling like more]

the sooner rove's show gets axed the sooner tv will be a better place.


we used to turn off the o.c before the credits even started so we didnt have to watch that half wit in his little skit walking from the dressing room.

i feel bad for his wife though..

[Mazzy]

I think Adam Hills should have his own show. I love him, he's a really funny bloke.

If you hate Rove as much as I do then this should be awesome for you.
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