Bullshit Thread #7

[poofing acid]

I've had a finger in my bum.  Wasn't a fan.

[blixa]

my friend used to do that to one of her ex's who is now a mayor of some small town here in sydney. she told me about it over indian food one night and it was disgusting.

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my friend used to do that to one of her ex's who is now a mayor of some small town here in sydney. she told me about it over indian food one night and it was disgusting.

Talk about a way to ruin a meal.

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Why can't I ever meet these mythical women who love anal sex? 

have you ever had a penis up your backside?

No.  But I also am not the sex that is intended to be penetrated. 

I'm guessing you had a bad anal experience and as usual some douche bag that tried to just stick it in instead of take the proper time to relax it ruined it for the rest of us?

Of course he has!  Otherwise, whats the point in joining the navy?

OH HEY! look who has been e-stalking me.

The point of joining the Navy, was that the Marines don't have any medical.  So if you want to be medical, and serve with the U.S. Marine Corps, you have to join the U.S. Navy, go to school, then transition to "the green side".  Please don't try to associate me with your homosexual fantasies. 

i don't want to speculate about trey's sex life. i would rather be involved in it or nada.

You know what?  It's you lucky day.  I totally just decided that I'm going to let you, let me, have anal sex with you.  You're welcome.

don't assume anything about my anal sex experiences. and as far as you have an anus, you're fair game.

Intresting

[blixa]

my friend used to do that to one of her ex's who is now a mayor of some small town here in sydney. she told me about it over indian food one night and it was disgusting.

Talk about a way to ruin a meal.

it didn't affect us hahaha we're western suburbs girls.

[poofing acid]

my friend used to do that to one of her ex's who is now a mayor of some small town here in sydney. she told me about it over indian food one night and it was disgusting.

Talk about a way to ruin a meal.

it didn't affect us hahaha we're trashy girls.

:/

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Personally, that turns me on

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my friend used to do that to one of her ex's who is now a mayor of some small town here in sydney. she told me about it over indian food one night and it was disgusting.

Talk about a way to ruin a meal.

it didn't affect us hahaha we're western suburbs girls.

Just the imagery and then trying to eat Indian food which you eat with hands lol. That would be enough to ruin it for me.

[blixa]

my friend used to do that to one of her ex's who is now a mayor of some small town here in sydney. she told me about it over indian food one night and it was disgusting.

Talk about a way to ruin a meal.

it didn't affect us hahaha we're western suburbs girls.

Just the imagery and then trying to eat Indian food which you eat with hands lol. That would be enough to ruin it for me.

we don't eat indian food with our hands. we have forks. i was famished that night so nothing was going to turn me off. we also talked about nipple hair.

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Nipple hair is a tough one.  Do you shave it and let it grow back thicker?  Or just let it chill and look nasty?  I guess it might all depend how hot your date is

[blixa]

Nipple hair is a tough one.  Do you shave it and let it grow back thicker?  Or just let it chill and look nasty?  I guess it might all depend how hot your date is

you have other options. shaving isn't the only answer. my friend started talking about it because she doesn't have any nipple hair. she seemed really intrigued by the whole thing.

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my friend used to do that to one of her ex's who is now a mayor of some small town here in sydney. she told me about it over indian food one night and it was disgusting.

Talk about a way to ruin a meal.

it didn't affect us hahaha we're western suburbs girls.

Just the imagery and then trying to eat Indian food which you eat with hands lol. That would be enough to ruin it for me.

we don't eat indian food with our hands. we have forks. i was famished that night so nothing was going to turn me off. we also talked about nipple hair.

Lol well in traditional resturaunts people eat with they're hands.

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Nipple hair is a tough one.  Do you shave it and let it grow back thicker?  Or just let it chill and look nasty?  I guess it might all depend how hot your date is

you have other options. shaving isn't the only answer. my friend started talking about it because she doesn't have any nipple hair. she seemed really intrigued by the whole thing.

What are my other options?  Because right now,  My girl friend and I literally live on opposite coast of the U.S.  So I just let it do it's thing.  But I wouldn't mind hearing some other options.  Sometimes it turns me off when I'm masturbating and I look down and see my own nipple hair. 

my friend used to do that to one of her ex's who is now a mayor of some small town here in sydney. she told me about it over indian food one night and it was disgusting.

Talk about a way to ruin a meal.

it didn't affect us hahaha we're western suburbs girls.

Just the imagery and then trying to eat Indian food which you eat with hands lol. That would be enough to ruin it for me.

we don't eat indian food with our hands. we have forks. i was famished that night so nothing was going to turn me off. we also talked about nipple hair.

Lol well in traditional resturaunts people eat with they're hands.

Right hand or left hand?  Or both hands?  Because in a lot of countries the left hand is used for wiping ass and the right hand is for eating.  But holding hands is a sign of friendship.  Which begs the logical question, if your right hand is holding another dudes left hand, are you his bitch? 

[Frequency_Chemist]

Nipple hair is a tough one.  Do you shave it and let it grow back thicker?  Or just let it chill and look nasty?  I guess it might all depend how hot your date is

you have other options. shaving isn't the only answer. my friend started talking about it because she doesn't have any nipple hair. she seemed really intrigued by the whole thing.

What are my other options?  Because right now,  My girl friend and I literally live on opposite coast of the U.S.  So I just let it do it's thing.  But I wouldn't mind hearing some other options.  Sometimes it turns me off when I'm masturbating and I look down and see my own nipple hair. 

my friend used to do that to one of her ex's who is now a mayor of some small town here in sydney. she told me about it over indian food one night and it was disgusting.

Talk about a way to ruin a meal.

it didn't affect us hahaha we're western suburbs girls.

Just the imagery and then trying to eat Indian food which you eat with hands lol. That would be enough to ruin it for me.

we don't eat indian food with our hands. we have forks. i was famished that night so nothing was going to turn me off. we also talked about nipple hair.

Lol well in traditional resturaunts people eat with they're hands.

Right hand or left hand?  Or both hands?  Because in a lot of countries the left hand is used for wiping ass and the right hand is for eating.  But holding hands is a sign of friendship.  Which begs the logical question, if your right hand is holding another dudes left hand, are you his bitch? 

You know I never thought of that.

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I have.  But mainly because my Afghan friends used to always want to hold my hand. 

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I have.  But mainly because my Afghan friends used to always want to hold my hand. 

That would be a little awkward. It's funny how different other cultures are from ours.

[lostpilot]

Here in Turkey (straight) men are walking around while holding each others' hand or arm in arm - and it's completely socially acceptable. For Turks, close physical interaction is a part of the relationship between friends - I felt that myself with my Turkish friends. Well, knowing my situation sometimes that sends me mixed messages from guys, but overall the culture is all about touching. Greedy touching. Mmmm.

[blixa]

Nipple hair is a tough one.  Do you shave it and let it grow back thicker?  Or just let it chill and look nasty?  I guess it might all depend how hot your date is

you have other options. shaving isn't the only answer. my friend started talking about it because she doesn't have any nipple hair. she seemed really intrigued by the whole thing.

What are my other options?  Because right now,  My girl friend and I literally live on opposite coast of the U.S.  So I just let it do it's thing.  But I wouldn't mind hearing some other options.  Sometimes it turns me off when I'm masturbating and I look down and see my own nipple hair. 

you can pluck it or wax it. plucking it is so much fun.

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Here in Turkey (straight) men are walking around while holding each others' hand or arm in arm - and it's completely socially acceptable. For Turks, close physical interaction is a part of the relationship between friends - I felt that myself with my Turkish friends. Well, knowing my situation sometimes that sends me mixed messages from guys, but overall the culture is all about touching. Greedy touching. Mmmm.

Well here is America (the only place that actually matters) It's really awkward when another man grabs your hand and wants to walk down a dirt road to look at the sunset and show you his tank (true story). 

There really is nothing more emasculating in this particular culture than to be walking around Afghanistan, with your gun, super cool guy sunglasses, no body armor (because fuck it, were too hard for body armor), going to look at some tanks with some bad ass Afghans, only to have one of them grab your hand and want to walk down the road with you while your American friends are watching.  horrible. 

Nipple hair is a tough one.  Do you shave it and let it grow back thicker?  Or just let it chill and look nasty?  I guess it might all depend how hot your date is

you have other options. shaving isn't the only answer. my friend started talking about it because she doesn't have any nipple hair. she seemed really intrigued by the whole thing.

What are my other options?  Because right now,  My girl friend and I literally live on opposite coast of the U.S.  So I just let it do it's thing.  But I wouldn't mind hearing some other options.  Sometimes it turns me off when I'm masturbating and I look down and see my own nipple hair. 

you can pluck it or wax it. plucking it is so much fun.

Fun because it makes your nipples hard? 

[blixa]

THAT IS FLAT OUT THE FUNNIEST WAR STORY. i didn't realise how serious hand holding is there.

don't talk about my nipples like that, white boy!