Bullshit Thread #7

[Variable]

I guess.  If you consider Walgreens the Dr.  It's called imodium (loperamide).  And the 5 bucks you will pay is way better than shitting your pants.
Who knows?  They might sell chastity belts to help you with your Black Guy problem too. 

[blixa]

it depends on how much anal sex you have.

and i'm not, like, speaking from experience or anything. one of my friend's ex-friend's loves anal sex. she suffered from severe diarrhoea so she had to cut down.

[Variable]

Why can't I ever meet these mythical women who love anal sex? 

[Frequency_Chemist]

Why can't I ever meet these mythical women who love anal sex? 

LMFAO it's definetly a rarity

[blixa]

Why can't I ever meet these mythical women who love anal sex? 

have you ever had a penis up your backside?

[lukas989]

Of course he has!  Otherwise, whats the point in joining the navy?

[blixa]

i don't want to speculate about trey's sex life. i would rather be involved in it or nada.

[Variable]

Why can't I ever meet these mythical women who love anal sex? 

have you ever had a penis up your backside?

No.  But I also am not the sex that is intended to be penetrated. 

I'm guessing you had a bad anal experience and as usual some douche bag that tried to just stick it in instead of take the proper time to relax it ruined it for the rest of us?

Of course he has!  Otherwise, whats the point in joining the navy?

OH HEY! look who has been e-stalking me.

The point of joining the Navy, was that the Marines don't have any medical.  So if you want to be medical, and serve with the U.S. Marine Corps, you have to join the U.S. Navy, go to school, then transition to "the green side".  Please don't try to associate me with your homosexual fantasies. 

i don't want to speculate about trey's sex life. i would rather be involved in it or nada.

You know what?  It's you lucky day.  I totally just decided that I'm going to let you, let me, have anal sex with you.  You're welcome.

[lukas989]

you wish bum lover.

[Penicks]

Of course he has!  Otherwise, whats the point in joining the navy?

[theis]

Just found out that one from my old highschool was on the ship that got hijacked by pirates in Somalia. Crazy.

[E-Money]

My parents are in the process of moving. I came home last week help them pack some stuff into boxes before the moving truck comes to do the rest. I was emptying some drawers in my parents room and I found a little purple viborator in my moms dresser haha. It was pretty gross but then I had laugh it off.

[downtownpony]

My parents are in the process of moving. I came home last week help them pack some stuff into boxes before the moving truck comes to do the rest. I was emptying some drawers in my parents room and I found a little purple viborator in my moms dresser haha. It was pretty gross but then I had laugh it off.

I would have confronted her about it.

[Crazylegs]

Just found out that one from my old highschool was on the ship that got hijacked by pirates in Somalia. Crazy.

Bummer. What the fuck were they thinking sailing there? I hope they all get back safely.

[theis]

Yeah, I have no idea why people will sail in that area.

[blixa]

Why can't I ever meet these mythical women who love anal sex? 

have you ever had a penis up your backside?

No.  But I also am not the sex that is intended to be penetrated. 

I'm guessing you had a bad anal experience and as usual some douche bag that tried to just stick it in instead of take the proper time to relax it ruined it for the rest of us?

Of course he has!  Otherwise, whats the point in joining the navy?

OH HEY! look who has been e-stalking me.

The point of joining the Navy, was that the Marines don't have any medical.  So if you want to be medical, and serve with the U.S. Marine Corps, you have to join the U.S. Navy, go to school, then transition to "the green side".  Please don't try to associate me with your homosexual fantasies. 

i don't want to speculate about trey's sex life. i would rather be involved in it or nada.

You know what?  It's you lucky day.  I totally just decided that I'm going to let you, let me, have anal sex with you.  You're welcome.

don't assume anything about my anal sex experiences. and as far as you have an anus, you're fair game.

[poofing acid]

I've had a finger in my bum.  Wasn't a fan.

[blixa]

my friend used to do that to one of her ex's who is now a mayor of some small town here in sydney. she told me about it over indian food one night and it was disgusting.

[Frequency_Chemist]

my friend used to do that to one of her ex's who is now a mayor of some small town here in sydney. she told me about it over indian food one night and it was disgusting.

Talk about a way to ruin a meal.

[Variable]

Why can't I ever meet these mythical women who love anal sex? 

have you ever had a penis up your backside?

No.  But I also am not the sex that is intended to be penetrated. 

I'm guessing you had a bad anal experience and as usual some douche bag that tried to just stick it in instead of take the proper time to relax it ruined it for the rest of us?

Of course he has!  Otherwise, whats the point in joining the navy?

OH HEY! look who has been e-stalking me.

The point of joining the Navy, was that the Marines don't have any medical.  So if you want to be medical, and serve with the U.S. Marine Corps, you have to join the U.S. Navy, go to school, then transition to "the green side".  Please don't try to associate me with your homosexual fantasies. 

i don't want to speculate about trey's sex life. i would rather be involved in it or nada.

You know what?  It's you lucky day.  I totally just decided that I'm going to let you, let me, have anal sex with you.  You're welcome.

don't assume anything about my anal sex experiences. and as far as you have an anus, you're fair game.

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