Bullshit Thread #7

poofing acid · Feb 28, 2011, 08:30 AM

I've had brown water instead of poop the last few days. Thought it was a fart.... and black dudes.

bright lights, big city · Feb 28, 2011, 04:46 PM

hahahaha

Variable · Mar 01, 2011, 08:12 AM

Quote from: poofing acid on Feb 28, 2011, 08:30 AM
I've had brown water instead of poop the last few days. Thought it was a fart.... and black dudes.

They have medications for these kinds of things.......

poofing acid · Mar 01, 2011, 06:34 PM

I'm fine now. I don't need to cry to the doctor because I have the shits.

Variable · Mar 01, 2011, 07:53 PM

I guess. If you consider Walgreens the Dr. It's called imodium (loperamide). And the 5 bucks you will pay is way better than shitting your pants.
Who knows? They might sell chastity belts to help you with your Black Guy problem too.

blixa · Mar 02, 2011, 03:38 PM

it depends on how much anal sex you have.

and i'm not, like, speaking from experience or anything. one of my friend's ex-friend's loves anal sex. she suffered from severe diarrhoea so she had to cut down.

Variable · Mar 03, 2011, 06:54 AM

Why can't I ever meet these mythical women who love anal sex?

Frequency_Chemist · Mar 03, 2011, 07:27 AM

Quote from: Variable on Mar 03, 2011, 06:54 AM
Why can't I ever meet these mythical women who love anal sex?

LMFAO it's definetly a rarity

blixa · Mar 03, 2011, 11:58 AM

Quote from: Variable on Mar 03, 2011, 06:54 AM
Why can't I ever meet these mythical women who love anal sex?

have you ever had a penis up your backside?

lukas989 · Mar 03, 2011, 12:20 PM

Of course he has! Otherwise, whats the point in joining the navy?

blixa · Mar 03, 2011, 12:26 PM

i don't want to speculate about trey's sex life. i would rather be involved in it or nada.

Variable · Mar 03, 2011, 12:37 PM

Quote from: blixa on Mar 03, 2011, 11:58 AM
Quote from: Variable on Mar 03, 2011, 06:54 AM
Why can't I ever meet these mythical women who love anal sex?

have you ever had a penis up your backside?

No. But I also am not the sex that is intended to be penetrated.

I'm guessing you had a bad anal experience and as usual some douche bag that tried to just stick it in instead of take the proper time to relax it ruined it for the rest of us?

Quote from: lukas989 on Mar 03, 2011, 12:20 PM
Of course he has! Otherwise, whats the point in joining the navy?

OH HEY! look who has been e-stalking me.

The point of joining the Navy, was that the Marines don't have any medical. So if you want to be medical, and serve with the U.S. Marine Corps, you have to join the U.S. Navy, go to school, then transition to "the green side". Please don't try to associate me with your homosexual fantasies.

Quote from: blixa on Mar 03, 2011, 12:26 PM
i don't want to speculate about trey's sex life. i would rather be involved in it or nada.

You know what? It's you lucky day. I totally just decided that I'm going to let you, let me, have anal sex with you. You're welcome.

lukas989 · Mar 03, 2011, 01:55 PM

you wish bum lover.

Penicks · Mar 03, 2011, 02:21 PM

Quote from: lukas989 on Mar 03, 2011, 12:20 PM
Of course he has! Otherwise, whats the point in joining the navy?

theis · Mar 03, 2011, 06:55 PM

Just found out that one from my old highschool was on the ship that got hijacked by pirates in Somalia. Crazy.

E-Money · Mar 03, 2011, 07:12 PM

My parents are in the process of moving. I came home last week help them pack some stuff into boxes before the moving truck comes to do the rest. I was emptying some drawers in my parents room and I found a little purple viborator in my moms dresser haha. It was pretty gross but then I had laugh it off.

downtownpony · Mar 03, 2011, 07:24 PM

Quote from: E-Money on Mar 03, 2011, 07:12 PM
My parents are in the process of moving. I came home last week help them pack some stuff into boxes before the moving truck comes to do the rest. I was emptying some drawers in my parents room and I found a little purple viborator in my moms dresser haha. It was pretty gross but then I had laugh it off.

I would have confronted her about it.

Crazylegs · Mar 03, 2011, 10:36 PM

Quote from: theis on Mar 03, 2011, 06:55 PM
Just found out that one from my old highschool was on the ship that got hijacked by pirates in Somalia. Crazy.

Bummer. What the fuck were they thinking sailing there? I hope they all get back safely.

theis · Mar 03, 2011, 10:47 PM

Yeah, I have no idea why people will sail in that area.

blixa · Mar 04, 2011, 04:10 AM

Quote from: Variable on Mar 03, 2011, 12:37 PM
Quote from: blixa on Mar 03, 2011, 11:58 AM
Quote from: Variable on Mar 03, 2011, 06:54 AM
Why can't I ever meet these mythical women who love anal sex?

have you ever had a penis up your backside?
No. But I also am not the sex that is intended to be penetrated.

I'm guessing you had a bad anal experience and as usual some douche bag that tried to just stick it in instead of take the proper time to relax it ruined it for the rest of us?
Quote from: lukas989 on Mar 03, 2011, 12:20 PM
Of course he has! Otherwise, whats the point in joining the navy?
OH HEY! look who has been e-stalking me.

The point of joining the Navy, was that the Marines don't have any medical. So if you want to be medical, and serve with the U.S. Marine Corps, you have to join the U.S. Navy, go to school, then transition to "the green side". Please don't try to associate me with your homosexual fantasies.
Quote from: blixa on Mar 03, 2011, 12:26 PM
i don't want to speculate about trey's sex life. i would rather be involved in it or nada.
You know what? It's you lucky day. I totally just decided that I'm going to let you, let me, have anal sex with you. You're welcome.

don't assume anything about my anal sex experiences. and as far as you have an anus, you're fair game.