Bullshit Thread #7

Crazylegs · Feb 11, 2011, 04:56 PM

do they even have traffic rules in china?
http://www.noob.us/miscellaneous/meanwhile-in-china/

This is absolutely ridiculous! My favorite is at around 2:05

Oldnewtype · Feb 22, 2011, 06:44 PM

whata fuckin tease....

so I just woke up. im completely, flat broke. I'm niccin pretty damn bad too, no cigarettes. BUT my rax return came in today! Unfortunately, I got it direct deposited into a bank account that i cant get the debit card activated to, my online password had been changed, and all my checks are at home. Ao I've got $1,000 dolars in the bank that i can't get to and 0.15 cents in my pocket. fml.

poofing acid · Feb 22, 2011, 10:34 PM

I just spent some time reading some old threads. There are user names in there that I don't even remember making but supposedly they were me. I'm lolling over here. Fucking been here for like 8 years. I still dislike all of you.

blixa · Feb 23, 2011, 12:56 PM

Quote from: poofing acid on Feb 22, 2011, 10:34 PM
I just spent some time reading some old threads. There are user names in there that I don't even remember making but supposedly they were me. I'm lolling over here. Fucking been here for like 8 years. I still dislike all of you.

i've disliked you since i was 17.

tarkil · Feb 23, 2011, 07:04 PM

I've always disliked your moms

downtownpony · Feb 24, 2011, 03:34 AM

I read the old conversations here a lot as well. I pick the good ones and use them as if they were my own when I talk to people in real life.
I know it's wrong but I do it anyways.

poofing acid · Feb 24, 2011, 05:58 AM

Quote from: blixa on Feb 23, 2011, 12:56 PM
Quote from: poofing acid on Feb 22, 2011, 10:34 PM
I just spent some time reading some old threads. There are user names in there that I don't even remember making but supposedly they were me. I'm lolling over here. Fucking been here for like 8 years. I still dislike all of you.

i've disliked you since i was 17.

Quote from: tarkil on Feb 23, 2011, 07:04 PM
I've always disliked your moms

Variable · Feb 24, 2011, 09:12 AM

Quote from: poofing acid on Feb 22, 2011, 10:34 PM
I just spent some time reading some old threads. There are user names in there that I don't even remember making but supposedly they were me. I'm lolling over here. Fucking been here for like 8 years. I still dislike all of you.

I don't know who you are, but I'm certain that you don't dislike me.

blixa · Feb 24, 2011, 12:28 PM

Quote from: Variable on Feb 24, 2011, 09:12 AM
Quote from: poofing acid on Feb 22, 2011, 10:34 PM
I just spent some time reading some old threads. There are user names in there that I don't even remember making but supposedly they were me. I'm lolling over here. Fucking been here for like 8 years. I still dislike all of you.
I don't know who you are, but I'm certain that you don't dislike me.

oh, i assure you that you know him under one of his other many guises.

Jerry_Curls · Feb 25, 2011, 12:00 AM

Quote from: blixa on Feb 08, 2011, 04:54 AM
http://www.npr.org/2011/02/06/133495228/first-listen-pj-harvey-let-england-shake

npr is streaming it. i'm waiting til it comes out too.

Soooo what do you think of the album? I love it! I haven't heard anything of hers since Uh huh her and I love the style of this album. It's garage-y, it's pop-y yet still dark, her voice is smoother. I like her melodies a lot as well. Any other album of hers that I need to listen to [I only have Is this Desire?, Rid of me, and uh huh her]

EDIT: Just reading about the album and I get why it sounds "garage-y"...its the autoharp! AWESOME!

And can you help figure out a song by her? I saw this video of PJ's that was set in a forest and there was a lot of yellow lights, or flags or something. I'm not sure it was her song and maybe it was a collaboration, this was last year,

Variable · Feb 25, 2011, 08:03 AM

Quote from: blixa on Feb 24, 2011, 12:28 PM
Quote from: Variable on Feb 24, 2011, 09:12 AM
Quote from: poofing acid on Feb 22, 2011, 10:34 PM
I just spent some time reading some old threads. There are user names in there that I don't even remember making but supposedly they were me. I'm lolling over here. Fucking been here for like 8 years. I still dislike all of you.
I don't know who you are, but I'm certain that you don't dislike me.

oh, i assure you that you know him under one of his other many guises.

I have my suspicions

It might be easier if someone just tells me though.

blixa · Feb 25, 2011, 08:26 AM

he was fightclubche first and foremost and a wanker under many other names afterwards.

Quote from: Jerry_Curls on Feb 25, 2011, 12:00 AM
Quote from: blixa on Feb 08, 2011, 04:54 AM
http://www.npr.org/2011/02/06/133495228/first-listen-pj-harvey-let-england-shake

npr is streaming it. i'm waiting til it comes out too.

Soooo what do you think of the album? I love it! I haven't heard anything of hers since Uh huh her and I love the style of this album. It's garage-y, it's pop-y yet still dark, her voice is smoother. I like her melodies a lot as well. Any other album of hers that I need to listen to [I only have Is this Desire?, Rid of me, and uh huh her]

EDIT: Just reading about the album and I get why it sounds "garage-y"...its the autoharp! AWESOME!

And can you help figure out a song by her? I saw this video of PJ's that was set in a forest and there was a lot of yellow lights, or flags or something. I'm not sure it was her song and maybe it was a collaboration, this was last year,

i think you're talking about the video to black hearted love. that was from her collaboration with john parish last year.

i love the new record. she used the autoharp on white chalk as well. you should check out her first record which was called 'dry' and my favourite of hers 'to bring you my love'. that was a seminal album.

poofing acid · Feb 25, 2011, 05:32 PM

Nice quote job n00b.

sing blue silver · Feb 25, 2011, 06:31 PM

watching this
Threadless TeeV!
you should too

blixa · Feb 26, 2011, 12:17 AM

Quote from: poofing acid on Feb 25, 2011, 05:32 PM
Nice quote job n00b.

i just left one of these [ off.

i fixed it so now you can go get fucked.

chick de la lynch · Feb 26, 2011, 02:27 AM

Quote from: blixa on Feb 25, 2011, 08:26 AM
he was fightclubche first and foremost and a wanker under many other names afterwards.

Quote from: Jerry_Curls on Feb 25, 2011, 12:00 AM
Quote from: blixa on Feb 08, 2011, 04:54 AM
http://www.npr.org/2011/02/06/133495228/first-listen-pj-harvey-let-england-shake

npr is streaming it. i'm waiting til it comes out too.

Soooo what do you think of the album? I love it! I haven't heard anything of hers since Uh huh her and I love the style of this album. It's garage-y, it's pop-y yet still dark, her voice is smoother. I like her melodies a lot as well. Any other album of hers that I need to listen to [I only have Is this Desire?, Rid of me, and uh huh her]

EDIT: Just reading about the album and I get why it sounds "garage-y"...its the autoharp! AWESOME!

And can you help figure out a song by her? I saw this video of PJ's that was set in a forest and there was a lot of yellow lights, or flags or something. I'm not sure it was her song and maybe it was a collaboration, this was last year,

i think you're talking about the video to black hearted love. that was from her collaboration with john parish last year.

i love the new record. she used the autoharp on white chalk as well. you should check out her first record which was called 'dry' and my favourite of hers 'to bring you my love'. that was a seminal album.

I'm listening to Let England Shake right now and it's amazing. Such a beautiful album. I'm glad she brought back the autoharp!

Jerry_Curls · Feb 27, 2011, 01:32 AM

Quote from: blixa on Feb 25, 2011, 08:26 AM
he was fightclubche first and foremost and a wanker under many other names afterwards.

Quote from: Jerry_Curls on Feb 25, 2011, 12:00 AM
Quote from: blixa on Feb 08, 2011, 04:54 AM
http://www.npr.org/2011/02/06/133495228/first-listen-pj-harvey-let-england-shake

npr is streaming it. i'm waiting til it comes out too.

Soooo what do you think of the album? I love it! I haven't heard anything of hers since Uh huh her and I love the style of this album. It's garage-y, it's pop-y yet still dark, her voice is smoother. I like her melodies a lot as well. Any other album of hers that I need to listen to [I only have Is this Desire?, Rid of me, and uh huh her]

EDIT: Just reading about the album and I get why it sounds "garage-y"...its the autoharp! AWESOME!

And can you help figure out a song by her? I saw this video of PJ's that was set in a forest and there was a lot of yellow lights, or flags or something. I'm not sure it was her song and maybe it was a collaboration, this was last year,

i think you're talking about the video to black hearted love. that was from her collaboration with john parish last year.

i love the new record. she used the autoharp on white chalk as well. you should check out her first record which was called 'dry' and my favourite of hers 'to bring you my love'. that was a seminal album.

That's the one! Thanks!!!

poofing acid · Feb 28, 2011, 03:53 AM

I sharted today. Had to through my underwear out. Later on I went to the bookstore and when I was parking, I almost sharted again.

bright lights, big city · Feb 28, 2011, 05:41 AM

1 shart and 1 turtlehead in a 24 hour span?!? that's mighty impressive, sir. a friend of mine college sharted probably once a month. and i thought that was a lot.

Variable · Feb 28, 2011, 07:08 AM

Quote from: poofing acid on Feb 28, 2011, 03:53 AM
I sharted today. Had to through my underwear out. Later on I went to the bookstore and when I was parking, I almost sharted again.

How does that happen? How did you suddenly lose control of your anal sphincter? I'm going to guess that you either recently quit using narcotics, or you recently started getting pounded in the ass by a black dude. Either way, congratulations, I'm happy for you bro.