Bullshit Thread #7

[blixa]

my friend's dad, who is 2-3 years younger than my mum, was telling me how when he was younger he would've given anything to have had sex with my mum. his wife walked in halfway through and said, "how is it appropriate that you are telling her this?"

i couldn't stop laughing.

[Crazylegs]

i agree with his wife.

I dreamt about my dead dog tonight. He died like 4 years ago i think. Weird.

[blixa]

i just sold three pairs of shoes on ebay. i can't believe it! my friend made just over $1,000 selling her stuff on ebay. i didn't think i was going to sell anything. i have so much stuff to get rid of.

[downtownpony]

A friend just text me this.

"Another one of our bros is @ war and finds out his girl of almost 2 yrs is a lying cheating bitch. Well Britney L. Biggs, we want to introduce you to a timeless military
tradition. Lets take care of our brother. U know the drill fellas, make this bitch famous."
....

[downtownpony]

[downtownpony]

Yeah, It sucks. Happens all the time though. I know my brothers banged a chick with the same situation.

[Crazylegs]

they both banged the same broad?

[bright lights, big city]

they tag teamed her.

[downtownpony]

they both banged the same broad?

No. Different girl. A LOT fatter.

[your sister gets me hard]

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[from_musings]

I apologize for my ignorance but I have a question regarding the term "douche". is it not true, that one can assume that a person is a douche, but you have to talk to the suspect in question to really know? to find out the personality. this guy for example...

The Biggest DoucheBag on the Planet


can one determine on video, that he is a douche just because of the way he dances and the fashion choices he made?

[bright lights, big city]

hahaha yes it is. now if it were techno or lady gaga he's listening to and he's dressed like that, then it's a different story.

[Jerry_Curls]

What do you think RADIOHEAD FANS do when they just stand there during a live show. I would say they do the same exact thing.

[Variable]

I'm not particularly a radio head fan.  But I'm just saying, I have never air guitared at a show. 

[downtownpony]

I apologize for my ignorance but I have a question regarding the term "douche". is it not true, that one can assume that a person is a douche, but you have to talk to the suspect in question to really know? to find out the personality. this guy for example...

The Biggest DoucheBag on the Planet


can one determine on video, that he is a douche just because of the way he dances and the fashion choices he made?

I wouldn't call that guy a douche. That's just what happens when you don't have kids, cause they're not there to tell you what was acceptable back in the day is no longer cool. I've constantly had to tell my dad not to wear certain things.

[downtownpony]

Wow, nearly same story for me bro ! I came inside your mom, then I told her to fuck off as well !!!!

Incredible........   

Just noticed this, and was deeply hurt.

[Variable]

I apologize for my ignorance but I have a question regarding the term "douche". is it not true, that one can assume that a person is a douche, but you have to talk to the suspect in question to really know? to find out the personality. this guy for example...

The Biggest DoucheBag on the Planet


can one determine on video, that he is a douche just because of the way he dances and the fashion choices he made?

I wouldn't call that guy a douche. That's just what happens when you don't have kids, cause they're not there to tell you what was acceptable back in the day is no longer cool. I've constantly had to tell my dad not to wear certain things.

Don't come at us with knowledge and shit.

[sing blue silver]

I apologize for my ignorance but I have a question regarding the term "douche". is it not true, that one can assume that a person is a douche, but you have to talk to the suspect in question to really know? to find out the personality. this guy for example...

The Biggest DoucheBag on the Planet


can one determine on video, that he is a douche just because of the way he dances and the fashion choices he made?

I wouldn't call that guy a douche. That's just what happens when you don't have kids, cause they're not there to tell you what was acceptable back in the day is no longer cool. I've constantly had to tell my dad not to wear certain things.

Don't come at us with knowledge and shit.

i wouldn't say biggest douche on the planet, god knows i've met bigger douches, but he's quite possibly one of the most out of touch people on the planet. then again he is at an REO speedwagon / def leppard concert so can you really blame him? i went to an aerosmith concert with cheap trick and some other band i don't remember opening, and there were people like this everywhere. that was half the fun of the concert, just seeing people who didn't give a fuck how ridiculous they were, or just plain didn't realize how ridiculous they were. such is the joy of classic rock concerts. out of touch people could care less about looking cool for people and this guy obviously just didn't give a fuck. i kind of envy those folks in a way. with a simple click in the related videos we find a much bigger douchbag. need i say more than nickelback?
captain douchebag

[downtownpony]

Here's another good example.
Asshole 9-11 Operator Hangs Up On Girl For Swearing (& Then She's Arrested)

[bright lights, big city]

Best apology ever