Bullshit Thread #7

[alvarezbassist17]

never realized you had the shocker as your avatar. classy. nice.

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haha yep.  did you think it was one of these \m/?  I'm clearly nothing if not classy, yo... case in point \/

god i haven't heard "cum dumpster" in so long. thank you for re-introducing that into my daily vocab.

Word, that's gotta be one of the classiest and best-flowing insults in the book, right up there with the classics "donut puncher," "butt-for-brains" and "turd burglar."

God, what did South Park do to our generation?

[bright lights, big city]

definitely made us the coolest generation.
got another awesome term that's almost as good cum dumpster that an old buddy of mine uses quite a bit.... velvety piss flaps.

[alvarezbassist17]

yeesh, that's relatively graphic.  kinda reminds me of fatty beef curtains or stinky meat pocket.

[bright lights, big city]

or a yeast cake. we could on all night...

[alvarezbassist17]

ahahaha, thanks for ruining cake for me.  pie is far better anyways.  my last resort is usually calling someone a festering cum bubble on a rusty cock ring, but that one doesn't really roll off the tongue as well... er, that came out wrong.

[blixa]

ok. i do not understand what the two of you have just blabbed on about.

what's a donut puncher? is that like a wanker?

[bright lights, big city]

not really, we're talking about pejorative terms for the female genitalia, yeesh get with the times, haha. calling someone a "wanker" is soooo 20th century.

[blixa]

i am very limited. everyone is either an arsehole, jerk, fucking jerk, wanker, douche etc.

i thought a female's genitalia were a good thing so how is it an insult?

[bright lights, big city]

i don't know it's just funny called someone a pink lipped custard sucker.

[blixa]

BUT AREN'T ALL MEN PINK LIPPED CUSTARD SUCKERS?

[bright lights, big city]

yes i guess so. ok maybe with most cases it's not an insult. BUT IT'S STILL HILARIOUS YOU HAVE TO ADMIT.

[blixa]

i'm laughing inside.

[alvarezbassist17]

Hahaha, but aren't douches also beneficial things?

Logic pwn

[downtownpony]

I will gladly soak up your discharge.

[alvarezbassist17]

^Donut puncher

[downtownpony]

^Lint licker

[alvarezbassist17]

^jizz farmer

Dammit! Fuckin new page...

[downtownpony]

Haha. I win.

[alvarezbassist17]

Yeah right! I'll consider this overtime, dick sneeze!

[bright lights, big city]

i'm thinking this trend might need it's own legendary page, you muff divers.