Bullshit Thread #7

[Variable]

Word.  I knew it had potential. 

[blixa]

unfortunately not all of us can afford therapy at this point, so an external fix must suffice.

it just depends on what mood i'm in. i would generally not want anyone sucking or licking anything if i'm in the don't-fucking-touch-me-or-i'll-break-your-legs zone. i would never expect someone to give me oral sex if i wasn't going to return the gesture. that wouldn't be fair.

yes, my parents are very christian. i was raised very heavy in that faith when i was a kid. i don't think it's that though. however my parents have always tried to instill the idea that a man and woman shouldn't be having sex with anyone they are not married to, which i don't believe in at all. i grew up in a very dysfunctional family. it's just...i don't know what it is. i used to feel disgust for sex for just a millisecond but now it drags on. i thought it was because of the super christian parenting/household thing but it isn't. i'm very comfortable with my spiritual beliefs and my beliefs about sex. i don't believe in sex after marriage. it's a big sham used to chain up women's sexuality so that the men can get their virgins in the end.

i'm definitely not a lesbian. i'm very much attracted to men. in high school i did have a relationship with a girl for a year but i quickly realised that i was strictly into men. the guy i'm seeing is a bricklayer so he's very blokey and very straightforward with asking for what he wants, which is cool, plus i know he really does like me, which is a very rare feat.

Even though my family is not strongly christian, I believe we have quite the same background, and, actually, similar problems.

When I was raised, my parents always avoided intimacy near me and my brother, they blocked out all "sexual matters" from our daily lives, giving the whole intimacy and sexuality/sex an "expelled" status, making it seem unnatural to a family or a relationship altogether. and I blame them for that, because now, in my adulthood I am usually very uncomfortable when intimate with someone. It's a very bad thing - there is not only a problem with sex, but mostly with any physical contact with any person. I get incredibly anxious.

It's very shitty how I am only able to block this anxiety with alcohol, drugs, etc. I want the real thing, but, well, my parents kinda broke me there. And mostly when somebody is engaged with me physically I often too feel very ANGRY, make up an excuse and push away. Moodkiller, hell yeah.

sounds like my shtick. my dad is super non-emotional, especially with my mother. he loves her but he has a hard time showing it to any of us let alone her.

i don't always hate people touching me but it has to be on my terms always, which i know is selfish because physicality is a reciprocal process. i've always been brought up not letting people touch me if i don't want to be touched. plus if you're growing up observing the way your parents relate to one another romantically, you're likely to assume that the way they're going about things is the way you should go about things. i've also never felt the way i feel more nowadays about sex when i'm involved with a much older man. it's like i trust them more. i don't know if it's daddy issues alone because i don't have much of a relationship with my father or it's just me being attracted sexually to older men. i think it's both.

[fireflyry]

My mate just called me and said he accidentally made out with a transvestite, obviously placing the blame on way to much booze.

Note to self:

Purchase a dictaphone that can record cell-phone calls fol later lolz and possible bribery.

[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

i don't know if it's daddy issues alone because i don't have much of a relationship with my father or it's just me being attracted sexually to older men. i think it's both.

Are you kidding? Of course it's the lack of a relationship with your father. You don't just randomly decide to want to fuck older dudes. You are what your parents made you, and there is VERY little you can do about it.

And of course your parents physical relationship, or lack thereof, is the cause of your touching/sex issues.

Jesus christ, you need therapy if you're only just figuring this shit out.

It's not hard to find an affordable AND good therapist if you actually look.

How the hell do people not understand how much therapy can help? Their entire career is based on knowing how the brain works.

[Crazylegs]

My mate just called me and said he accidentally made out with a transvestite, obviously placing the blame on way to much booze.

Note to self:

Purchase a dictaphone that can record cell-phone calls fol later lolz and possible bribery.

brilliant.

[chick de la lynch]

How the hell do people not understand how much therapy can help? Their entire career is based on knowing how the brain works.

It's done wonders for Woody Allen!

[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

The girl I'm in love with is going to be sleeping in my bed every night in exactly 6 days.

I am terrified and unbelievably excited. I'm more scared for her than myself though. If for some silly reason it doesn't work out, which I don't see happening, she's changing her entire life for me. She's leaving everything she knows to be with me. I just fear for what she would do if it doesn't work out.  And then we move to Portland together with a buddy.

Not that I'm looking at it as though it won't work out, it's just one of those "what if" kinda things.

[blixa]

i don't know if it's daddy issues alone because i don't have much of a relationship with my father or it's just me being attracted sexually to older men. i think it's both.

Are you kidding? Of course it's the lack of a relationship with your father. You don't just randomly decide to want to fuck older dudes. You are what your parents made you, and there is VERY little you can do about it.

And of course your parents physical relationship, or lack thereof, is the cause of your touching/sex issues.

Jesus christ, you need therapy if you're only just figuring this shit out.

It's not hard to find an affordable AND good therapist if you actually look.

How the hell do people not understand how much therapy can help? Their entire career is based on knowing how the brain works.

that's jumping to conclusions. i blamed my father for making me a lesbian. when i found out that wasn't true i felt like a jerk for blaming my father for my sexuality. i had a great relationship with my dad when i was younger. we were really close yet i was daydreaming about fucking john malkovich - and i had a great relationship with dad at the time. do i blame it on daddy issues whether those issues are good or bad? i think being around men in their twenties is what put me off. most of them are imbeciles and try to act like they are older than what they are and that they are so experienced. i like a man who acts his age, no more no less. i know that my relationship with my dad is an issue but it is not just that on its own. it's other things and it isn't fair to blame him for everything.

i talk myself through every issue i face and i don't think i'm at the stage where i can talk to a professional about my sex life. i'm just not there yet.

[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

I didn't really mean to imply that your relationship with your father was the only problem.

[blixa]

good because if it's based around the relationship i have with my father then i should be a lesbian because if anything he's just made me dislike men.

[Crazylegs]

Didn't you dabble in a bit of lesbianism a few years ago? Or am i thinking of someone else? I seem to remember some lady from the board being a bit gay.

[downtownpony]

that was me.

[wheresmysnare]

Men are so much easier going than females, I swear if you are born gay as a male you are fucking liberated.

Man 1: Fancy some PS3 dear?

Man 2: Oh you do spoil me!

Man 1: Sorry I forgot our anniversairy hun?

Man 2: 'That's alright it's only a date, so did I! we'll do something next year hey'

Man 1: I thought maybe today instead of staying in we could do something special, you know like go out and get fucked, buy a double down and pass out'

Man 2: You read my mind darling!

Man 1: 'I bought us a new porno today I was thinking we could have a nice night in'

Man 2: 'Sound delightful, i'll bring the lube'

Instead we're stuck with periods, unnecessary mood swings, marriage, kids, one-way romance, dog house treatment.

Unfortuantely I'd rather fall under a bus than have someone stick their cock up my ass, so a gay relationship is off the cards.

My point being though Blixa, us men are cool, don;t dislike us.

[fireflyry]

Is it weird I had the same conversation with my hetro-for-life buddy the other day?

Actually ignore this post.

[wheresmysnare]

LOL i may have used stereotypical traits of both men and women in my rant but it's based on some inevitable conflicts of interest in male/female relationships. Women would probbaly be better off with women too to make my comments slightly more balanced.

[TheWatcher]

Operator Please - Just a Song About Ping Pong Live

damn this song goes hard!

[fireflyry]

Nice clip.

When it comes to going hard on Jools though I find it hard to beat the train wreck that was the ATDI performance.

Sounded like arse but so epic.Half the crowd were having fits combined with ear bleeds.

At The Drive-In - One Armed Scissor (Jools Holland, 2000)

[wheresmysnare]

Cancer Bats Question Deftones

lol

[fireflyry]

What made me lol was I thought "Gotta be be Abe" before the segway.

[theis]