Bullshit Thread #7

[Variable]

But do you mind if someone gives you head? 

And yeah, I agree, he had every right to ask you that question.  Were you maybe raised in a very religious home or background?  Or ( and please don't get offended ) is there a chance you might be a lesbian?

One of my best friends and x-girl friend is actually married to a woman now.  She was kind of the same way.  Always very prude with me.  She loved being with me and getting slightly intimate, but never wanted to actually have sex.  Looking back, it is obvious to me that she was confused about her sexual feelings.  She thought she should be sexually attracted to me, because we were such good friends, but obviously biologically was feeling something else. 

[blixa]

it just depends on what mood i'm in. i would generally not want anyone sucking or licking anything if i'm in the don't-fucking-touch-me-or-i'll-break-your-legs zone. i would never expect someone to give me oral sex if i wasn't going to return the gesture. that wouldn't be fair.

yes, my parents are very christian. i was raised very heavy in that faith when i was a kid. i don't think it's that though. however my parents have always tried to instill the idea that a man and woman shouldn't be having sex with anyone they are not married to, which i don't believe in at all. i grew up in a very dysfunctional family. it's just...i don't know what it is. i used to feel disgust for sex for just a millisecond but now it drags on. i thought it was because of the super christian parenting/household thing but it isn't. i'm very comfortable with my spiritual beliefs and my beliefs about sex. i don't believe in sex after marriage. it's a big sham used to chain up women's sexuality so that the men can get their virgins in the end.

i'm definitely not a lesbian. i'm very much attracted to men. in high school i did have a relationship with a girl for a year but i quickly realised that i was strictly into men. the guy i'm seeing is a bricklayer so he's very blokey and very straightforward with asking for what he wants, which is cool, plus i know he really does like me, which is a very rare feat.

[devilinside]

But do you mind if someone gives you head? 

The politically correct way to say it is cunnilingus.

[Variable]

I have no interest in being PC. 

[alvarezbassist17]

dude, have you listened to jason lewis yet?

[lostpilot]

it just depends on what mood i'm in. i would generally not want anyone sucking or licking anything if i'm in the don't-fucking-touch-me-or-i'll-break-your-legs zone. i would never expect someone to give me oral sex if i wasn't going to return the gesture. that wouldn't be fair.

yes, my parents are very christian. i was raised very heavy in that faith when i was a kid. i don't think it's that though. however my parents have always tried to instill the idea that a man and woman shouldn't be having sex with anyone they are not married to, which i don't believe in at all. i grew up in a very dysfunctional family. it's just...i don't know what it is. i used to feel disgust for sex for just a millisecond but now it drags on. i thought it was because of the super christian parenting/household thing but it isn't. i'm very comfortable with my spiritual beliefs and my beliefs about sex. i don't believe in sex after marriage. it's a big sham used to chain up women's sexuality so that the men can get their virgins in the end.

i'm definitely not a lesbian. i'm very much attracted to men. in high school i did have a relationship with a girl for a year but i quickly realised that i was strictly into men. the guy i'm seeing is a bricklayer so he's very blokey and very straightforward with asking for what he wants, which is cool, plus i know he really does like me, which is a very rare feat.

Even though my family is not strongly christian, I believe we have quite the same background, and, actually, similar problems.

When I was raised, my parents always avoided intimacy near me and my brother, they blocked out all "sexual matters" from our daily lives, giving the whole intimacy and sexuality/sex an "expelled" status, making it seem unnatural to a family or a relationship altogether. and I blame them for that, because now, in my adulthood I am usually very uncomfortable when intimate with someone. It's a very bad thing - there is not only a problem with sex, but mostly with any physical contact with any person. I get incredibly anxious.

It's very shitty how I am only able to block this anxiety with alcohol, drugs, etc. I want the real thing, but, well, my parents kinda broke me there. And mostly when somebody is engaged with me physically I often too feel very ANGRY, make up an excuse and push away. Moodkiller, hell yeah.

[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

One word.

Therapy.

[lostpilot]

I don't believe in therapy. I can point out obvious things myself.
It's a thing I have got to work through on my own

[Variable]

I think a hooker might help you more than therapy.

[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

I don't believe in therapy. I can point out obvious things myself.
It's a thing I have got to work through on my own

Of course you can see what the problem is. Therapy will help you understand how to work through the problem.

I can't believe how many people these days straight up don't believe in therapy. You obviously just haven't found the right therapist. Words are infinitely more powerful than drugs. You just need to find a therapist that isn't going to instantly give you a pill.

[lostpilot]

I think a hooker might help you more than therapy.

As I mentioned before, sex is just, well, 1/2 of the problem. The problem is that I don't allow other people engage with my physically in ANY way.

[Variable]

I was just thinking that the relationship with a hooker might be good for you.  There is no pressure.  You are paying her for her time.  You can touch, or not.  Just talk, touch a little, fuck, whatever.  No pressure for anything though.  And it's a surreal environment so its set on your rules to do what you are comfortable with, and you can work up to a higher comfort level each time.  And it might even be cheaper than a Therapist

[lostpilot]

oh you americans and your do-it-yourself solutions to all the world's problems!

[Variable]

lol, it makes sense to me. 

[alvarezbassist17]

how can the solution to that problem be anything but a do it yourself solution?  I'm with both josh and trey on this one.  Therapist or hooker or therapist-hooker.  Or you have to be rich enough, good looking enough, or funny enough for a girl to want to spend the time dealing with your problems; they can't even handle their own most of the time.

[Variable]

I can't handle their problems either. 

[lostpilot]

There is this girl, well, we're going out for a year now, on and off on a monthly basis, but she cares greatly for me, and she does try to break down this wall. In time, I guess.


Though I'd enjoy a hooker-therapist. Think of all the possibilities.

[alvarezbassist17]

I can't handle their problems either. 

no shit.  it fucking sucks.

There is this girl, well, we're going out for a year now, on and off on a monthly basis, but she cares greatly for me, and she does try to break down this wall. In time, I guess.


Though I'd enjoy a hooker-therapist. Think of all the possibilities.

make her give you a lap dance and tease session and see what that does.

[Variable]

Though I'd enjoy a hooker-therapist. Think of all the possibilities.

We should pioneer this into a Masters Degree.  There is a lot of money in education. 

[goldpony]

Though I'd enjoy a hooker-therapist. Think of all the possibilities.

We should pioneer this into a Masters Degree.  There is a lot of money in education. 

as long as we can call them Dr. Girlfriend i'm on board