Bullshit Thread #7

[bright lights, big city]

I agree with the hatred towards True Blood. And I usually stroke anything that HBO creates. Anna Paquin's rack is the best thing I've seen from that show. On the other hand, at least it's not sparkly vampires.

Oh and Gary Oldman in Bram Stoker's... whoa brilliant. Has he ever had a bad role in his whole career?

[devilinside]

I don't like him in The Dark Knight.


And True Blood is awshum. Fact.

[djsoulglo]

Lol @ goldpony! soO true. I hear myself say it all the time. "Those damn teenagers won't stop blaring their hip hop at 10pm. Shut up! I'm trying to sleep"

[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

I still feel like a teenager. Every time I buy beer I feel like I'm trying to get away with something.

[bright lights, big city]

I don't like him in The Dark Knight.


And True Blood is awshum. Fact.

boooo

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booo

[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

I have a new track up. Listen to it on Soundcloud or Facebook. The little music player is, stupidly, on the bottom left. If you haven't become a fan of the Facebook page yet, do it god damn you.

EDIT: For some reason or another, it refuses to play on the piece of shit Facebook music player thing.

[blixa]

definitely kiefer. you got to also remember our man gary oldman:


michael sheen was in new moon to my dismay. he's just brilliant as lucian though. he'll always be a lycan to me.

i've totally seen the guy who plays alcide and i couldn't believe how well they've cast him. i can't wait till they cast quinn when the time comes. the way he's described in the books is quite impressive. i don't know if you've watched interviews with anna paquin but she always tends to revert back to a kiwi accent which i find endearing. a southern accent can either be well done or sound ridiculous. ryan kwanten does a very good job considering he's a sydney boy and most of us sound like bogans.

Oh Yes! I adore Gary Oldman too. I loved him as Sirius Black also.

I think they cast Alcide well too. At first I thought the guy that played the Texas vampire Stan Davis in season two was a ringer for him,but I really like this Joe guy. They have little minisodes on HBO right now,and one of them had he and Anna talking. It also showed who Debbie Pelt and Crystal Norris (who I thought didn't come around till later books) would be played by. I can't wait for season 3 a week from Sunday!

I do think Ryan has a fabulous southern accent! I was quite shocked when I read he wasn't southern...or American for that matter.

i was talking about this with my friend a few days ago because she's just started reading the books (i told her to get onto book 4 asap!) and what i think they'll start doing is meshing the books together because there is no way they're going to do one book each season.

you'll find this amusing:
vinnie!

[Jacob]

this is what I call fireworks: http://www.wimp.com/biggestfirework/

[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

The girlfriend is moving in with me next friday.

[E-Money]

The girlfriend is moving in with me next friday.

good luck bro!  that recipe for disaster

[lostpilot]

happy for you, Josh.

I am going to an interview for a telecommunications sales representative job, wish me luck GUISE, I need that job badly.

[blixa]

sometimes sex just grosses me out and i never want to engage in it. it's really weird. it overwhelms me sometimes. it's not like i'm a prude but then again i don't feel like i have to explain myself to anyone if i was a prude. i just get this feeling that it's the most fucked up thing and i want nothing to do with it and then at other times i feel that it's the most amazing thing.

i have just watched a larry clark film, which is probably why i feel like this. i fucking hate that guy. he always fucks me up. s'cuse the pun.

[Variable]

Sounds like you're doing it wrong. 

[blixa]

i'm actually the hardest person anyone will ever try to get into bed. i'm not doing anything wrong. the act of sex in general grosses me out. i can't fully blame larry clark. it has been in my head since i got my periods and i became aware of my body. i'm not even grossed out by the body. just the act of sex.

[Variable]

Does fellatio gross you out? As in someone giving it to you. 

[blixa]

Does fellatio gross you out? As in someone giving it to you. 

it's everything involved. i was having an hour plus conversation with two of my friends about blowjobs and i couldn't decide whether they were a legitimate form of sexual activity or if it was just a waste of time. sometimes i think it's the greatest thing we are able of doing and sometimes i just want no one to touch me like that ever. i've been seeing this guy for the past few days. i just can't touch him and everytime he comes to touch me i freeze and make up a lame excuse about having to be somewhere.

i told him to fuck himself and stomped off when he asked me if it was okay for him to finger me. he had every right to ask me that question. why did i get mad? it was because i was in the 'sex is disgusting' mode.

[Variable]

But do you mind if someone gives you head? 

And yeah, I agree, he had every right to ask you that question.  Were you maybe raised in a very religious home or background?  Or ( and please don't get offended ) is there a chance you might be a lesbian?

One of my best friends and x-girl friend is actually married to a woman now.  She was kind of the same way.  Always very prude with me.  She loved being with me and getting slightly intimate, but never wanted to actually have sex.  Looking back, it is obvious to me that she was confused about her sexual feelings.  She thought she should be sexually attracted to me, because we were such good friends, but obviously biologically was feeling something else. 

[blixa]

it just depends on what mood i'm in. i would generally not want anyone sucking or licking anything if i'm in the don't-fucking-touch-me-or-i'll-break-your-legs zone. i would never expect someone to give me oral sex if i wasn't going to return the gesture. that wouldn't be fair.

yes, my parents are very christian. i was raised very heavy in that faith when i was a kid. i don't think it's that though. however my parents have always tried to instill the idea that a man and woman shouldn't be having sex with anyone they are not married to, which i don't believe in at all. i grew up in a very dysfunctional family. it's just...i don't know what it is. i used to feel disgust for sex for just a millisecond but now it drags on. i thought it was because of the super christian parenting/household thing but it isn't. i'm very comfortable with my spiritual beliefs and my beliefs about sex. i don't believe in sex after marriage. it's a big sham used to chain up women's sexuality so that the men can get their virgins in the end.

i'm definitely not a lesbian. i'm very much attracted to men. in high school i did have a relationship with a girl for a year but i quickly realised that i was strictly into men. the guy i'm seeing is a bricklayer so he's very blokey and very straightforward with asking for what he wants, which is cool, plus i know he really does like me, which is a very rare feat.

[devilinside]

But do you mind if someone gives you head? 

The politically correct way to say it is cunnilingus.

[Variable]

I have no interest in being PC.