Bullshit Thread #7

[tarkil]

either way i'm going to say that's insulting hahaha.

I would say it's not : it could be your choice ya know...
I remember from years ago that you were more attracted to girls' body than men's.

[blixa]

i did swing both ways, more so swung towards girls but i think along the years i realised that i was primarily attracted to men. it would be much easier for me to be attracted to girls because they have expressed more interest in me than men, but i can't lead anyone on when it comes to people's feelings and emotions. i also don't want to scar a hardcore lesbian in any way for fear of my safety.

what i meant to say was a penis is ugly in a way that it becomes beautiful to me.

[ToneDef]

When it becomes hard...

[Law]

I was walking with a hunch for years. I thought it was just normal, like maybe I'd grow out of it.

Turns out I just have an abnormally large penis. Shit's been weighing me down.

i hate big penises. they're ugly as it is and being bigger makes it worse.

Phew!

[raynor]

Ain't it great to have Mariam back?!

[blixa]

Ain't it great to have Mariam back?!

yes it is, glenn. yes it is.

[blixa]

i have a massive sexual crush on jonah hill.

i don't have to explain myself.

[White Pwny]

wow.....     no.     maybe explain?   

[blixa]

he seems so funny and good natured, it automatically made him sexy to me. i saw him in the invention of lying and i thought i wouldn't mind fucking his brains out.

[Jacob]

more cusion for the pushin, uh?

[blixa]

haha i have absolutely no problem dating a tubby guy. zach galifianakis is another example. i don't find muscles attractive so maybe that's another reason.

[Necrocetaceanbeastiality]

Hey. I'm kinda tubby.



Seriously though, Jonah Hill radiates confidence.

[blixa]

remember when christina ricci had a body to die for:


i just saw her on graham norton and there's nothing left on her. she doesn't look good thin.

[Crazylegs]

[Subliminal]

Lmfao! Killer.

[blixa]

after the worst few days melbourne storm have had, they're still my team!

[devilinside]

Lmfao! Killer.

Hahah!!!

[Jacob]

haha, awesome.

[chick de la lynch]

i have a massive sexual crush on jonah hill.

i don't have to explain myself.

Jonah Hill...eh not so much. If you said Seth Rogen, I would have to agree with you.

[blixa]

i have a massive sexual crush on seth rogen.

i don't have to explain myself.