Bullshit Thread #7

[chick de la lynch]

Mariam, you know I'm saving myself for you!  It's why I've been celibate so long.

[blixa]

he can be there with us.

[chick de la lynch]

I wouldn't have it any other way.

[blixa]

i was walking past a gay pub on oxford st tonight and this guy leaned his head out of the front window and said to me, "honey, if only i was straight."

i couldn't stop smiling.

[jesusinabowlofdirt]

Lisbon is good, fellas.

if its so good, then why bother visiting this site? go outside, have a beer or somethin 

[wheresmysnare]

i was walking past a gay pub on oxford st tonight and this guy leaned his head out of the front window and said to me, "honey, if only i was straight."

i couldn't stop smiling.

I'm going to try that chat up line on some women tonight, wish me luck.

[your sister gets me hard]

Dear S

Thank you for your ticket purchase.  For future reference your order confirmation number is REMOVED.  Please see below for a summary of your order.



Lady Gaga
SEP 14 2010 at 08:00pm
Wachovia Center

Price Type                Price Level Qty    Price       Fee       Cost
------------------------- ----------- --- -------- --------- ----------
ADULT                                               2    85.00     16.25     202.50

Seating:
Level Section Row   Seat(s)
----- ------- ----- ----------


Delivery Method: MAIL
Your tickets will be mailed to your billing address and delivered no
later than 5 days before the event.  If you have not received your
tickets 48 hours prior to the show please contact us.

                                                            ==========
                                                  Item Cost     202.50
                                              Delivery Cost       3.50
                                               Order Charge       4.00
                                                 Total Cost     210.00

[blixa]

i was walking past a gay pub on oxford st tonight and this guy leaned his head out of the front window and said to me, "honey, if only i was straight."

i couldn't stop smiling.

I'm going to try that chat up line on some women tonight, wish me luck.

i think it only worked because he really was gay. i wouldn't use it if you were straight. normally pick up lines never work on me. i was just walking down the street that night and i was really pissed because my mates are all twats and this guy appears out of nowhere and says it and it put me in a good mood.

[chick de la lynch]

Dear S

Thank you for your ticket purchase.  For future reference your order confirmation number is REMOVED.  Please see below for a summary of your order.



Lady Gaga
SEP 14 2010 at 08:00pm
Wachovia Center

Price Type                Price Level Qty    Price       Fee       Cost
------------------------- ----------- --- -------- --------- ----------
ADULT                                               2    85.00     16.25     202.50

Seating:
Level Section Row   Seat(s)
----- ------- ----- ----------


Delivery Method: MAIL
Your tickets will be mailed to your billing address and delivered no
later than 5 days before the event.  If you have not received your
tickets 48 hours prior to the show please contact us.

                                                           ==========
                                                 Item Cost     202.50
                                             Delivery Cost       3.50
                                              Order Charge       4.00
                                                Total Cost     210.00

That's a lot of money for a concert, but it's probably worth it. Seems like she'd put on a crazy ass performance.

[Jacob]

I can't understand why someone would support that sad excuse for an artist by buying such expensive tickets. enjoyíng her songs is one thing, but seeing her live? yuck.

[sing blue silver]

if you actually paid that i honesty hope you get a brain tumor and die. you're willingly funding the death of music. i'm usually not a mean or ill willed person but FUCK YOU!!!!

[blixa]

if you actually paid that i honesty hope you get a brain tumor and die. you're willingly funding the death of music. i'm usually not a mean or ill willed person but FUCK YOU!!!!

if you actually mean this then you know nothing about loving music.

lady gaga is not some pop artist you won't even remember in ten years. her show is an example of how she combines both high and lowbrow culture. she is a pop blend of the two. popart. there's theory and thought behind her facade, behind her image. the monster ball is a thesis she has written. her bibliography is on her sleeve. her citations are in the melodies, in her lyrics, and in her fashion. at one point she says her management is upset with her that she spends too much money on her shows. if you get a chance to attend the monster ball you will understand why. she delivers to all of us, and we are all monsters!

[lostpilot]

did you enjoy your vacation, Ves?

[lostpilot]

Was also cool to have Nuno live on the phone. 

well this should have been fun and weird at the same time

[blixa]

i'm so tired.

i don't understand why i don't allow myself to sleep with someone i've known since i was a teenager. oh yeah. i forgot that i don't trust him. i guess we can maintain a casual thing if we both wanted it. i know he wants it and i think i want it. i suppose it's just a physical thing. damn my morals.

[lithium]

if you actually paid that i honesty hope you get a brain tumor and die. you're willingly funding the death of music. i'm usually not a mean or ill willed person but FUCK YOU!!!!

if you actually mean this then you know nothing about loving music.

lady gaga is not some pop artist you won't even remember in ten years. her show is an example of how she combines both high and lowbrow culture. she is a pop blend of the two. popart. there's theory and thought behind her facade, behind her image. the monster ball is a thesis she has written. her bibliography is on her sleeve. her citations are in the melodies, in her lyrics, and in her fashion. at one point she says her management is upset with her that she spends too much money on her shows. if you get a chance to attend the monster ball you will understand why. she delivers to all of us, and we are all monsters!

bravo!

[your sister gets me hard]

I can't understand why someone would support that sad excuse for an artist by buying such expensive tickets. enjoyíng her songs is one thing, but seeing her live? yuck.

lolz

if you actually paid that i honesty hope you get a brain tumor and die. you're willingly funding the death of music. i'm usually not a mean or ill willed person but FUCK YOU!!!!

LOLZ

[your sister gets me hard]

if you actually paid that i honesty hope you get a brain tumor and die. you're willingly funding the death of music. i'm usually not a mean or ill willed person but FUCK YOU!!!!

if you actually mean this then you know nothing about loving music.

lady gaga is not some pop artist you won't even remember in ten years. her show is an example of how she combines both high and lowbrow culture. she is a pop blend of the two. popart. there's theory and thought behind her facade, behind her image. the monster ball is a thesis she has written. her bibliography is on her sleeve. her citations are in the melodies, in her lyrics, and in her fashion. at one point she says her management is upset with her that she spends too much money on her shows. if you get a chance to attend the monster ball you will understand why. she delivers to all of us, and we are all monsters!

Mazzy just raped your face.

[Penicks]

Other than the gimmick of looking like the nurse of Silent Hill, there is virtually no difference between Lady Gaga and Britney Spears and you dumb broads deserve to be smacked in the fucking face.

[Corleone]

this thread is epic