Bullshit Thread #7

[Crazylegs]

haha, you can thank me on monday buddy.

[lostpilot]

will do, dear sir!

now, everyone, go to @tarkil and wish him the best birthday ever, lol

[goldpony]

good lcuk on your exams man. If you have half the intelligence you show in your posts you will do fine. I mean its only your future

[lostpilot]

yeah, exactly, it's only my future.. meh

[tarkil]

Do you guys have the superstition that if you thank someone who wishes you luck before you do something that you needed the luck to do, it kinda curses you with double the unluckiness? I'm not a superstitious man, BUT. this always gets me, lol..

Actually, we do have that in France too, yes...
And saying "Bonne chance" ( = good luck) does curse you too, so we say "merde" (= shit) instead. I swear it's true, don't ask why though, maybe French people indeed are weird !   

[lostpilot]

the universe is a beautiful place, lol

[DefGuy]

IT WAS THIS BIG, AND IT  STILL HURTS

[blixa]

are most men aware that when a woman is mean to them that it actually means they have a vested interest in them.

because i think i'm going to play the mean card on someone so i can get into their pants. i'm attempting it. never done it before.

[lostpilot]

sometimes, yes, one can be aware of such endeavors..
though usually I enjoy kinky jokes and smiles more than, you know, being rude or something

[blixa]

i'm not going to be overtly mean. just intellectually mean. apart of me wants to give him really low self-esteem, but that's a bad idea.

fuck lust. it's such a cruel emotion.

[lostpilot]

low self-esteem a.k.a. victimizing yourself does not really work for me at all
I love girls with some attitude or posture

[blixa]

i meant making HIM have low self-esteem. but i was joking. i would never do that to someone. low self-esteem is the worst.

this is hard. i hate this. i'm really cool. this should be easy.

[lostpilot]

I believe in you, lol.


it's kinda weird how I know that, even though a lot of chicks dig me (and my gf always gets really jealous about that, in a good way), I'm pretty sure if I'd try to hit them, I'd get insanely awkward. in relationship I always use this "straight truth" trick, when, for example instead of saying "hey, wanna go see my movie collection?" I just say, "hey, we're both perfectly healthy adults. wanna have some dirty sex?".

kills the romance
brings out the slutty attitude

[blixa]

i can never put myself out there like that, not at this point in my life anyway. i'm always tinkering on the brink of insanity so rejection is just the guy who hates me who's sneaking up behind to give me a good push.

the thing is, all i want from this guy is some dirty OBSCENE sex. i want to blow this guys mind (no pun intended). i'm aware of my abilities and it's frustrating when i can't act on them to physically please a person i want.

[lostpilot]

well, it's my way on overcoming the anxiety. it's good that I know I'm capable of such bold statements.

and about the.. well, sexual capabilities - I also often feel like my potential (no pun intended either, lol) isn't fully in action. I mean, I consider myself creative, crafty and kinky; yet, the anxiety of rejection ("omg lyk she will totally think I am a freak or something") still kills me.

[blixa]

are you saying you're not reaching your sexual potential with your current partner, or you imagine yourself going further? totally not disconcerting your relationship too.

i think, sometimes, i can be too intense. not just sexual, but in most things. i try to tone it down but it's just there naturally. it's nice to meet a person and totally be sexually complete with them in this dirty fantastic way.

[lostpilot]

it's not that I'm not reaching my potential. we're just not there yet.
I'm sure we'll be, I just need to give it time. cause no matter how much a blunt douche am I, I'm usually transformed into a soft kitten when it comes to intimacy

the shyness, oh

[blixa]

awww. i was seeing a guy who sounds like that. really shy and soft-spoken. it's nice to be rough occassionally for both people in the relationship. i think sex should welcome an agression that is inherent in all of us and that needs to be explored. you should be vocal about what you want sexually. at the same time you will need to overcome your shyness when you're intimate with someone. you'll feel much better.

[lostpilot]

in case you haven't seen this, I compiled a video for one of my songs, 'Clouds', from 'Strange Lights and Ornaments' album.
just some synced prelinger archives


enjoy


[youtube=425,350]xGtzuRNGWlk[/youtube]

[blixa]

OH MY SWEET LORD! JANDEK IS PLAYING AT THE GAELIC THEATRE ON THE 18TH. OH MY GOD!

MY HEART IS BEATING WAY TOO FAST.