Bullshit Thread #7

[manic_bastard]

haloween party here we come!

im goign as an alcoholic zombie, i got a foam dome.

haha rock on

[Jacob]

THE SOLAR PANEL'S SHINING FACE
IS SMILING BACK ON ME
TWISTING OFF INTO THE SUN
IT'S OKAY TO BE LONELY

ALL MY MISSIONS FLOAT AWAY
I NEVER TRAINED TOO HARD
I'M SO CAUGHT UP IN THE TREE OF STARS
FALLING IN MY BACKYARD

SHE'LL ALWAYS BE WHAT I CAN'T FIND
SHE'LL ALWAYS BE WHERE I BREAK DOWN
SHE'LL ALWAYS HIDE BEHIND A STAR
I'LL ALWAYS DREAM SHE CAN'T BE FAR

I'VE GOT NO HOUSTON TO WHINE DOWN TO
I'VE GOT NO PROTOCOL
GRAVITY'S SO FAR AWAY
WRAPPED ON THAT SHRINKING BALL

I ECLIPSED MY MEMORIES
SLEEPING INSIDE THIS POD
PATIENT TIME WILL CARRY ME
ON HER BACK WITHOUT A SIGH

AND I WON'T LET HER DOWN
MY SOUL IS CELESTIAL-BOUND
AND IF I'M NEVER FOUND
SHE'LL ALWAYS BE...

SHE'LL ALWAYS BE WHAT I CAN'T FIND
SHE'LL ALWAYS BE WHERE I BREAK DOWN
SHE'LL ALWAYS HIDE BEHIND A STAR
I'LL ALWAYS DREAM SHE CAN'T BE FAR

[Fireal1222]

Eli, the barrow boy
Of the old town
Sells coal and marigolds
And he cries out
All down the day

Below the tamaracks
He is crying:
"Corn cobs and candle wax for the buying"
All down the day

"Would I could afford to buy my love a fine robe
Made of gold and silk Arabian thread
She is dead and gone and lying in a pine grove
And I must push my barrow all the day
And I must push my barrow all the day"

Eli, the barrow boy
When they found him
Dressed all in corduroy
He had drowned in
The river down the way

They laid his body down in a church yard
But still when the moon is out
With his push cart
He calls down the day

"Would I could afford to buy my love a fine gown
Made of gold and silk Arabian thread
But, I am dead and gone and lying in a church ground
And still I push my barrow all the day
Still I push my barrow all the day"

the decemberists

[hydroponic82]

jingle bells ,   batman smells.....


i just smokd some kind ....   the batmobile lost its wheel,


and your mother smoked a dime

[Mazzy]

Early Friends believed that an important part of Jesus' message was how we treat our fellow human beings. They felt that honest dealing with others meant more than just not telling lies. Friends continue to believe that it is important not to mislead others, even if the words used are all technically truthful. Early Friends refused to swear oaths, even in courtrooms, believing that one must speak truth at all times, and the act of swearing to it implied otherwise.

You know, there was once a time when I was so downtrodden and just miserable. I spent some time in a Quaker communion and I remember being so happy. We believed that the Inner Light was within everyone and we walked around saying 'I hope so' rather than 'yes'. It is meant in the sense of "I hope that this is the true guidance of the Holy Spirit". It was all about peace, integrity, equality and simplicity. Everyone shared a belief that all people are created equal in the eyes of God. Since all people embody the same divine spark all people deserve equal treatment. It was all so beautiful, the way a religion should be. It is nothing as oppressing as what religion is these days. The beliefs are so simple, even though Friends (Quakers) don't have a universal set of doctrines that all of them subscribe to, certain concepts have been settled on by consensus. The most central concept of all is the Inner Light. The Inner Light is a guiding force within each person.

[feeling like more]

i'm painting my room red


i love red

[Mei]

i'm painting my room red


i love red

I just did that too   I'm very happy with the final result.

[feeling like more]

i'm painting my room red


i love red

I just did that too   I'm very happy with the final result.

i was thinking of just doing one or two walls red cause i think all four mite be too much...

[BigMood]

wow, i just went to a birthdayprty and there was a 21 years old boy who looked almost the same like chino! damnit... im a lil bit drunk and i just broke up with my bf the day before yesterday - uhhh, but it was so great and chinolike

[Chrisbo]

wow, i just went to a birthdayprty and there was a 21 years old boy who looked almost the same like chino! damnit... im a lil bit drunk and i just broke up with my bf the day before yesterday - uhhh, but it was so great and chinolike

Haha, I bet yoiu were so excited! Apart from tje splitting from your boyfriend bit! I hope you had fun. My friend just spilt from a long relationship and she's having fun, so i wish it to all the othjers who have done so as well! I wouldn't know how it feels! I've been singled too long, and drunk too lonmg! Mwahahahahahaha!

Jesus christ! It's warmer now (3:08am) that it was 2pm yesterday after noon! Dayum, 17 degrees!

[Mazzy]

Gah, it's raining. We were supposed to have a picnic today but I guess we can't cause it's pouring. I kept telling my friend that a picnic in the rain is awesome but they think otherwise so we're going to just spend the day at her house. My head ache is being a fucking slag. And I hate daylight savings, I've just been robbed of an hour.

[manic_bastard]

HOLY FUCK! ITS 1AM AGAIN....

[DefCubus]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/wmv/highvoice.wmv

can anyone translate pleeease?  

[Martin]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/wmv/highvoice.wmv

can anyone translate pleeease?  

Hold on  

EDIT: This is cool. It's from a Belgian TV show which made sketches.
The idea behind this sketch was that a talkshow (called Boomerang) had two guests which have had to do with medical flaws/failure's. The woman has had an operation to her back and as a result of this operation can't walk. The man had an operation to his troath, well, you can tell what went wrong.
The producers of this 'show' didn't tell the host about this, so, when he heard his voice...
That's the whole joke about this sketch.

[DefCubus]

or just the basics of it   thanks

[Martin]

No problem. Gonna find a bigger clip, of the whole sketch, because it gets even funnier.

EDIT: The URL to the whole sketch is dead.
Anyway, after the clip you've just seen, the host burtsts out it laughter some more time, and when regaining himself goes to a question from the audience.
And then a man starts talking is this really awkard low voice saying  the same thing happened to him, on which the host can't control his laughter anymore and was fired.
End of sketch  

[DefCubus]

Thanks a lot

Pretty funny

[Martin]

See 4 posts above.

Remember, it's a sketch, it didn't really happen.

[feeling like more]

Gah, it's raining. We were supposed to have a picnic today but I guess we can't cause it's pouring. I kept telling my friend that a picnic in the rain is awesome but they think otherwise so we're going to just spend the day at her house. My head ache is being a fucking slag. And I hate daylight savings, I've just been robbed of an hour.

i love daylight savings!!! we had so many plans for tonite to celebrate the extra day light but the rain fucked it all up.

[feeling like more]

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.. sydney bdo has sold out.