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[hydroponic82]

it used to consist of packing about 4 grams of potent marijuana in a bowl and smoking myself retarded while drinking some whiskey and getting some head on the shitter.

but now since iam a pastor i cant fall into the ways of the devil anymore.

whats YOUR morning routine?

[Assassin]

Hahaha.

No wait... you're being serious aren't you?

Well, it's not as... ahem... 'interesting' as yours... when I finally drag myself out of my bed I have a shower - I brush my teeth whilst in the shower, dunno if anyone else does that but I find it saves time, and elongates my time in the shower which is always a plus. Then I dry myself, pick up the least smelliest clothes I can find from my bedroom floor, throw them on and piss off out of the house to college. I don't normally have time to get breakfast.

Are you happy?

[hydroponic82]

fuck no.

you make me happy tho....


grapple or apple?

[Assassin]

Dunno what grapple is so I'll go with apple.

Why aren't you happy? Seriously?

[fireflyry]

Because I'm having a bad hair day....



Should I get "gerry curls"?

[hydroponic82]

no ry . you should get Jerry Curls.....or a S curl.

and im not happy Araz because im acting like a emo bitch as of late.

where is Kalamazoo?

[Martin]

What?
(Hah! Both an asnwer AND a question!)

[TheProzacFairy]

I have no idea...


who what where why when?

[Crazylegs]

Michael Jackson moonwalked on top of the fridge cause he wanted to in 1979.


Can you dig it?

[BigMood]

no - lol

who shot mr. burns?

[hydroponic82]

maggie.


caaaaaaaaaaaaaan YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU diGGGGGGGGGGGG IIIIIIITTTTT?

[Assassin]

Yes, yes I can!

But the real question is: can you?

[hydroponic82]

no ...im lame.

whats your favorite candy?

[TheProzacFairy]

I'd have to say...Pop Rocks strawberry flavor!

My mom got me and my dad alcohol for Valentines Day...isn't that awesome? 

[lithium royalty]

it is.

why does receiving gifts matter so much on this day.?

[BigMood]

because we r stupid humans...

whos the cooler gilmore girl? mom or daughter?

[lithium royalty]

i've no idea what that is.

anyone watching american idol tonight?

[BigMood]

no. im european

but we got the same shit called germany search its superstar - fucked up shit

why must fresh-couples must be that annoyin?

[lithium royalty]

coz they're still being fake to each other.

are you getting laid tonite?

[BigMood]

nope.... im a loner from mon-thursday......

r u gettin laid tonite?